Datang romantic little landlord

Princess Changle let out a silver bell-like laugh from the side: "Father, why is this brother like a drunk cat? You can see that he can't even stand upright. It's so funny."

Empress Changsun and Yu Shinan interceded, so Li Er couldn't shamelessly punish Li Wangyou, so he could only wave his hand, intending to have someone take Li Wangyou out.

But he didn't want Li Wangyou to be unforgiving even though he was drunk.He heard Xu Jingzong's words in a daze, pointed at Xu Jingzong with his tongue and said, "Who are you?"

"Ziyou, don't mess around." Yu Shinan hurriedly scolded, wanting Li Wangyou to say a few words less.If you really annoy Li Er, then you will be in trouble.

Xu Jingzong would not let Li Wangyou go just because of this, he had lost face because of Li Wangyou several times today, and finally got the chance, how could he be willing to let it go.

"Your Majesty, Li Wangyou is nothing more than that in my opinion. Someone might have prepared those two poems in advance on his behalf. Otherwise, how could such a masterpiece be written so quickly? How about His Majesty writing the title now and asking him to compose it in person?" A poem, find out."

Xu Jingzong is also weak, seeing that Li Wangyou can't stand still, and asking him to compose a poem on the spot is to see Li Wangyou make a fool of himself.

"Your Majesty, Ziyou is already drunk, I'm afraid this poem can't be done." Yu Shinan quickly helped Li Wangyou to evade it.

Li Wangyou, the drunk cat, didn't hear the other words clearly, and only heard the word "poetry".He didn't wave his hands: "Who, who said that I can't make poems anymore? I have no poems in my belly, countless. Tell me, what poems do you want? Everything you want!"

Yu Shinan was so angry with Li Wangyou's words that he blew his beard. Why didn't he know that this kid drank so much?

Before he had time to excuse Li Wangyou, Xu Jingzong had already hit the snake with the stick and bowed to Li Eryi: "Your Majesty, since Li Wangyou said so, why don't you give him a chance to show his talents? So that we can appreciate the masterpiece again."

Li Er was speechless: "This kid still writes poems now? I think it's more like a dream."

His words made all the important officials in the water pavilion burst into laughter, and Princess Changle even giggled: "Hehe, it's good to dream, Changle likes to have sweet dreams the most."

All the ministers knew that Li Er was joking, but who knew that Xu Jingzong bowed again solemnly: "No, Your Majesty has an order to let Li Wangyou write a poem about dreaming."

When he said that, all the ministers were taken aback.Everyone could tell that Li Er was obviously joking, why is Xu Jingzong so despicable?

Li Er frowned: "Xu Qing, I just said it casually."

"Your Majesty, you are not joking."

Xu Jingzong's mind is now full of thoughts on how to embarrass Li Wangyou and embarrass him.

What he said made Li Er choke for a long time without saying a word, but Cheng Yaojin jumped out again and grabbed Xu Jingzong by the collar.

"You straight girl thief, I think you are itchy today, right? You don't want to learn so many weapons in the Tang Dynasty, but you want to learn the sword!... You sword man!"

Cheng Yaojin heard Li Wangyou's wonderful curse words at the Qujiang Pond before, and he was hooked, and kept it in his heart.This will finally give him a chance to use it, and he opened his mouth to spray.

Xu Jingzong was also tolerant, facing Cheng Yaojin's humiliation without saying a word, even though he sprayed his face with saliva, he did not defend himself.

After Lu Guogong's scolding, everyone could hear that he was learning from Li Wangyou before, and everyone couldn't help laughing, even Li Er was laughed angrily.

On the contrary, it was the first time for Empress Changsun and Princess Changle to hear such scolding words, and they were all stunned.

"Erlang, when did Duke Lu become so eloquent?" Empress Changsun asked Li Er in a low voice.

Li Er chuckled, and repeated Li Wangyou's previous scolding of Confucian scholars, which made Empress Changsun roll her beautiful eyes.

The reason why Cheng Yaojin jumped out was because Li Wangyou was to his liking today.Whether it was scolding Confucian scholars by the Qujiang Pool, or the stunning "Out of the Fortress", Cheng Yaojin had a great affection for Li Wangyou.

That's why he deliberately messed with Xu Jingzong, just to fool Li Er's joke just now.

But no one expected that Li Wangyou, the drunk cat, suddenly said loudly: "When you write poetry, you write poetry! Jane, it's very simple. Dreaming... dreaming is also easy."

He threw off the attendant who was supporting him, and stumbled towards the seat in the water pavilion.Walking closer, Li Wangyou shook his body and shouted to Xu Jingzong who was beside him: "You, help me, help me take off my boots."

As mentioned earlier, people in the Tang Dynasty had to take off their boots when they sat down.Li Wangyou was so drunk that he still remembered to take off his shoes, which is rare.

Xu Jingzong's face was as dark as the bottom of the pot. Although he was not a high official, he was also one of the eighteen bachelors.Li Wangyou actually yelled at him to take off his boots, which was a naked humiliation.

But before he could speak, Li Er's light words came over: "Since Xu Qing wants to make Li Ziyou drunk and write poems, you should help him take off his boots."

Li Er, the eternal emperor, is also a narrow-minded guy.

He was avenging Xu Jingzong for keeping him from stepping down just now, and now he is forcing Xu Jingzong to take off Li Wangyou's boots.

050 Sleepwalking Tianmu Chanting Farewell

As soon as Li Erjin opened his mouth, Xu Jingzong sat on the wax.

Xu Jingzong is starting to regret it now, why should he provoke this drunk cat?He looked at everyone for help, hoping that someone could speak to him to rescue him.

But all the important officials in the water pavilion felt that Xu Jingzong was too much just now, and now they should watch the show, and no one spoke up for Xu Jingzong.

Forced to be helpless, Xu Jingzong could only cry without tears, pinching his nose and confessing.

He is a majestic [-]th bachelor, but he wants to take off his boots for a fledgling boy like Li Wangyou, what a shame!

Trembling, he squatted down and took off the boots on Li Wangyou's feet.

"Thank you, thank you." Li Wangyou didn't forget to pat Xu Jingzong on the shoulder and say thank you.

It was fine if he didn't say anything, and Xu Jingzong's old face flushed red after he finished speaking.Thank you sister, do you really think I am your servant?

Li Wangyou, I am at odds with you from now on!

Not to mention how Xu Jingzong roared in his heart, Li Wangyou walked to the table swayingly, and sat down next to the table.He picked up the pen, licked the ink twice, and found that the ink in the inkstone had dried up, so he pointed to a figure next to the table with the pen.

"You, grind ink for me."

As soon as he said that, all the officials were in an uproar, this guy is really going crazy.

He actually asked Princess Changle to grind ink for him!

It turned out that when Princess Changle saw that Li Wangyou was going to write a poem, she came to him out of curiosity, wanting to see how he wrote poems, but Li Wangyou pointed at her and asked her to study ink.

Li Er's face, who was still smiling and watching the play just now, turned black. He stretched out his hand to pat the tables beside him, and stood up: "Dare to let my princess grind ink for you, Li Wangyou, do you want to die?"

"What are you arguing about? It's just researching and researching ink, not publishing it. Hey, princess, I will give you a tip later."

Li Wangyou talked nonsense, he thought he was in the night scene of later generations, but he didn't know that this "princess" was not that "princess".

Everyone couldn't understand the words about introduction and tips, but they also knew that what Li Wangyou said was absolutely not good.

And this guy actually dared to call himself brother, he was going to die.

The word Big Brother Tang refers to the father, and also refers to the elder brother. "Old Tang Book Wang Ju Biography" records that Tang Xuanzong cried and said: "The fourth brother is benevolent and filial...".The fourth brother he was talking about was his father Tang Ruizong. Because Tang Ruizong was the fourth eldest, he was called the fourth brother by Tang Xuanzong.

In later generations, there is also a letter written by Li Er to his son, and the signature at the end of the letter also claims to be his brother.

When Xu Jingzong heard this, he secretly laughed.This kid Li Wangyou dared to flirt with Princess Changle, calling himself his elder brother, he was looking for death.

Li Er was furious, and was about to ask the guards to drag Li Wangyou out, but Empress Changsun gently tugged at his sleeve.

"Erlang, I just heard that this young man from the Li family is also a member of my royal family? Is there such a thing?"