Then Brother Dasheng handed the cigarette to the next person and said, "This is Brother Li."

The sister-in-law called out "Brother Li." She stretched out her hand to strike the fire, but Brother Li stopped the sister-in-law's movement and said, "Don't do it first, we have to talk about this matter first."

There are people watching the excitement nearby, so they are excited, and they coax them around.

The most lively and interesting wedding in Northeast China is the time of toasting.

There is a rule here, it can be said that the Northeast has this rule, that is, at any time, the older one can’t joke with the younger one casually, because in front of the younger siblings (the younger brother’s daughter-in-law is called younger sister in the Northeast), you must maintain a certain demeanor, As the saying goes, it should look big.

Brother Li held the cigarette in his hand and said, "Da Shengzi, why do you call me brother? I remember that I am younger than you." If you don't take the whole thing, call someone who is much younger than you, brother.

You must know that this is not just this time. If you call me brother on this occasion, you will always have to call me brother in the future.

Brother Dasheng said: "We are in the same class in junior high school, how can you fool me? There are only two in our class who are younger than me, and the rest are all older than me."

Brother Li said: "You remember wrongly. I am younger than you. Think about it. Er Gazi is younger than you, right? You see, I have to call him brother. I am two months younger than him, exactly two months."

Brother Dasheng said: "Don't talk about it, click it quickly, you are not married yet, just try to trick it." This is a threat, and this trick is better for some people who are not married and are about to get married. But there are also idiots, let's talk about it later, and I have to be happy today.

Brother Li said: "That's okay, it's obviously my youngest, you have to change the cigarette before you light the cigarette, isn't it sister-in-law?" He said to the elder sister-in-law who was standing aside.

The sister-in-law blushed silently, and glanced at Brother Dasheng.

Brother Dasheng scratched his head and said, "Why don't you go back and get your household registration book, Lizi, and let's compete." The people around laughed.At that time, I didn’t have an ID card. At that time, I only had a household registration book, which was hidden at home, and I relied on it to buy food and exchange tickets.

Someone nearby shouted: "Gazi, Ergazi, Erga, come here, come here."

A dazed kid came over and asked, "Gah?"

The man pointed at Brother Li and said, "He said he was two months younger than you, is that true?"

Brother Li winked at Er Gazi, but this buddy didn't look at him at all, and said, "He's two months younger than me? What the hell, he's older than my brother, and he's been in the same class as me for several grades. Damn, he's one class older than my brother, and now he's in our class."

The crowd of onlookers burst into laughter, this face was slapped, hahaha, but this was just a normal episode of the wedding, and no one cared.

Brother Li put the cigarette in his mouth, reluctantly asked his sister-in-law to light it and took a sip, and said to Er Gazi: "You are so stupid, you wait, wait until you get married, and see how I can torment you."

Er Gazi curled his lips and said, "Then you have to go back to the furnace and remake it before I have time." Reprocessing means going back to your mother's belly to be reborn again, and the crowd around laughed again.

Brother Li passed, and Brother Dasheng passed cigarettes to the next one. At this time, regardless of age, even a five-year-old child would have to light one while sitting there.

While handing the cigarette to Brother Dasheng, he said: "Thank you brother, come join me in the cold weather, is there a match? You have to tell me before you get married." The buddy took the cigarette and put it on his ear and asked: "I Do you need to get the account book?"

This is also Brother Dasheng's classmate, one of the two younger than him.

Brother Dasheng said: "I am older and I am older. Brother is getting married today. Let your sister-in-law light a cigarette for you, okay?"

The buddy said: "Okay, the cigarette must be lit, let's have one first, and I won't bother you, sister-in-law, let my brother carry you around the tent, right? This is not a toss, right?"

The sister-in-law said: "No, yes, let him carry me on his back." Stretching out his hand and pulling Brother Dasheng, Brother Dasheng squatted down, and the sister-in-law lay on his back, carried it around the poncho and returned to the table , successfully lit the cigarette.

Lighting cigarettes and lighting shows, it all depends on the bride, it’s okay to be generous and happy, if you don’t waste time, you’re afraid of being coy, delaying your own time, and making others feel uncomfortable.

There is one point in the Northeast, no one plays too dirty, and there is no habit of making excessive noise.

After a table of cigarettes was lit, a program was memorized. Brother Dasheng took wine from the security guard and filled it up for everyone.

The order of toasts and banquets is particular about the arrangement of shouting halls. It takes eyesight and experience into account. It is necessary to put the tables that are easy to make noise and procrastinate to the back row, so that even if the table is noisy for a long time, it will not delay other tables. People, if they get stuck in the middle or at the beginning, they are finished, and those behind can only sit and wait, then they are really delayed.

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"Crack" a glass of beer was placed on the table, and a buddy in a military padded jacket with his arms open pointed to the glass and said, "Sister-in-law, drink half of the glass first, brother Sheng, drink half of the glass later, and finish when you're done."

There are no straws in this era, and besides, you won’t be allowed to use straws if you have one. This is a test of brain power.

Brother Dasheng looked at the beer, then turned to look at his wife and said, "Drink it, how do you drink it?"

The sister-in-law glanced at the buddy who put the wine, and then at the wine glass. The glass is not big, and the difficulty is to drink half of the glass first.

Brother Dasheng said, "I'll have someone call Erming and the others. They're quick-witted."

Last night, Brother Dasheng did a lot of learning about the toasting program. He has quite a lot of experience in shouting, and he talked to him for about two hours, but unfortunately, he didn't answer the questions.

The sister-in-law raised her hand and scratched her scalp with her nails. People are not used to make-up these days, and it will itch after applying pomade.

After thinking about it for a while, the sister-in-law blushed and whispered a few words into Brother Dasheng's ear, and Brother Dasheng said, "Is it possible? Yes, try it. If it doesn't work, have another drink."

Chapter 376 Family Dinner (1)

The sister-in-law picked up the wine glass, drank half of it in her mouth, and then her face turned red, Brother Dasheng pulled the chair and sat down, the sister-in-law leaned over and fed the wine into Brother Dasheng's mouth, but Brother Dasheng Didn't swallow it, just kept it in her mouth, then my sister-in-law drank the remaining half glass of wine, raised the glass and turned it over for Brother Mianyi to look at, then nodded to Brother Dasheng, Brother Dasheng swallowed the beer in his mouth After getting down, he said to Brother Mianyi: "Is it okay six sons, have you passed?"

The sixth son gave his sister-in-law a thumbs up and said: "Sister-in-law is convinced, let's light a cigarette."

Thinking of the applause on the side, some people applauded loudly. In fact, most of these small games are to test the bride's intelligence.

In the Northeast, whether a daughter-in-law can be accepted by her brothers is not a small matter.

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Brother Dasheng took a small stick that he found somewhere, and a basin in the other hand, walked around and knocked on the tent, shouting: "My Sun Dasheng is happy today, I married a wife. My Sun Dasheng I’m so happy today, I’m getting a wife…” Everyone around laughed like crazy, and the sister-in-law was standing on a chair with a blushing face and watching.

Shouting around and walking to the sister-in-law, Brother Dasheng threw the stick and the basin and said, "Oh, this lady is not bad, she just happens to be a daughter-in-law." At last, when she returned to the table, the sister-in-law had to kiss Brother Dasheng, and finally lit the cigarette.

It was already past three o'clock in the afternoon. To be honest, getting married was really tiring. My sister-in-law couldn't take it anymore, but she had to grit her teeth and persevere. This was a marriage.

At the next table, the first one simply said: "I'm sorry, sister-in-law." Picking up a peanut and throwing it along the neckline of the sister-in-law, he didn't throw it in the first time, and he threw it from the side again. I took one, and prepared a dozen or so over there, which have been washed and wiped clean, so they won't dirty clothes.

The fifth one was finally thrown in, and then he said to his sister-in-law, "Sister-in-law, you jump twice."

The sister-in-law blushed and jumped twice on the spot. Her breasts are relatively large in the Northeast, and they will surge when they dance. In this era, this is not only not beautiful but also ugly, and I feel embarrassed, no Like later generations, I wish I could take it out and put it on my forehead.

After the sister-in-law finished dancing, the boy said to the eldest brother: "Brother, take out the peanut beans and throw them into the wine, and then dry the wine." He pointed to the beer on the table.

The sister-in-law's face was red to the neck, such a game was quite dirty at that time, Brother Dasheng pointed at the kid and said: "Okay, third son, you boy wait, I see you are Don’t think about it.” Then he rolled up his sleeves and reached into his sister-in-law’s clothes to find the peanut.

There is a rule here, you can't find it from below, you have to reach in from above, and you can't let the peanuts fall, so you have to press your hands on your body as much as possible and touch slowly.

The sister-in-law blushed and stood there with her eyes closed, and the people next to her whistled and laughed. This was considered a "big" program, and some said, "This kid is capable and promising, haha."

After touching for five or six minutes, the eldest brother finally took out the peanuts, which was still supported by the sister-in-law's strength.

After finishing the drink and lighting the cigarette, Brother Dasheng turned his face immediately, and slapped the boy on the head twice with his hand, saying: "You dead son, remember, I will clean you up sooner or later." The third son laughed and ran away The crowd went.

Someone beside him yelled: "Da Sheng, cut him off, he is not at that table at all, he just sits there and cheats you."

Everyone laughed. This kind of thing often happens at weddings. People who have nothing to do with each other are forced to squeeze into a table just to make a show to amuse the newcomers. Focusing on who is pretending to be, anyway, it is lively, just for fun.

Most people light up their cigarettes by saying a few nice words, only those who are more familiar and who are about the same age are willing to make trouble.

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