How could such a kind and simple person like me teach such a disciple?
When Emperor Qing fell into deep self-doubt, Xi Luo felt that his chest was even more congested, and when he glanced at the anxious Chu Tian, he suddenly felt something dark in front of him...
"It's okay, this is just a normal communication, but I didn't expect that Nephew Baofeng's understanding of the law is so profound."
Although he wished to dismantle the panda in front of him into parts and give it away, he still had the demeanor that a great emperor should have. The Dragon Emperor waved his hand generously, and then glanced at his apprentice who was already swollen.
Hearing what the Dragon Emperor said, Chu Tian waved his hands shyly:
"Master Dragon Emperor is absurd."
……
The Dragon Emperor's expression is very strange, as if he just opened an altar of Buddha jumping over the wall and saw a dead mouse inside, are you stupid?Is this a compliment? Can't you tell that this is sarcasm?
"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the task, and you will get a chance to draw a prize!"
Hearing the sound of the system, Chu Tian's eyes lit up, and then he sincerely looked at Xi Luo who was adjusting his breath on the ground:
"Brother Xiluo, I have gained a lot from this competition, thank you Brother Xiluo!"
One twitch, two twitch...
The corner of Xiluo's mouth twitched like a certain brand of harvester, and then looked at Chutian:
"Brother Fengfeng is polite, this is what a brother should do."
What is a bitch like?
A bitch is someone who takes advantage of you and shows off in front of you. For example, the kind of animal that spends your salary, sleeps with your wife, beats your son, and plays disco on your grave. A 42K purebred slut with no sugar.
699 Qing Emperor's Worries
In the eyes of Xi Luo, Chu Tian is such a slut, such a fat man, who beat him and said that he is welcome!
"Hahahaha, very good, very good, the two of you must maintain this kind of brotherly and friendly relationship in the future, this matter should be revealed in life, come, Dragon Emperor, let's have a good celebration!"
When talking, Emperor Qing didn't give Long Di the chance to refuse, he just took out a bottle of fine wine and dragged Long Di so that he would not return drunk.
go away!
Who wants to play with you?
Even though his heart was broken, he still had to maintain his face, so on the tough face of the Dragon Emperor, he forcefully squeezed out a smile like an old mother-in-law:
"Not bad, keep it up, come on, drink!"
I can't beat you, and my apprentice can't beat you, but I just want to drink your wine, eat your food, and watch you vomit!
Well, sometimes the spirit of Ah Q is also a good way of survival.
Seeing his master's performance, Xi Luo's whole body is not good, master, if you want to save face, you don't want me, right?
Still maintaining this relationship, are you bringing me here today to save face?
Why do I feel that you took me across the three towers to give away the head!
Facts have proved that when you lose face in one thing, don’t be in a hurry to find face, because it will make you lose more face. Three hours later, Xi Luo dragged the Dragon Emperor who was lying on the ground and rolled around. :
"Master, you can't drink anymore, we are going home."
"Go home, why go home? If I'm not drunk today, I won't go home!"
If you are not drunk, you will be a hammer, you are already drunk now!
Taking a look at his own master, and then at Qingdi calmly taking a sip of wine and taking a hangover pill, Xi Luo felt that with such a master, he would never be able to beat Chutian in his life.
When Xi Luo left with the Dragon Emperor on his back, Chu Tian proudly glanced at Chu Buchu and the others beside him:
"how?"
The meaning of Chu Tian's words is obvious, he just wants to ask these bastards whether their backers are strong, and whether they are good-looking just now.
Hearing Chutian's words, Xu Fu sighed, then grinned and showed his big yellow teeth and said:
"Captain, you should have used a monkey to steal a peach just now, that kind of pain can awaken the original pride of human beings."
With Xu Fu speaking, Chu Buchu and Hua Meilin were not too polite, and all the tricks such as monkey picking grapes, tearing hair, pulling ears, etc. were all said, and even Hua Meilin, a woman, also said it in a pioneering way. Many moves.
Listening to the three people and one panda discussing all kinds of insidious moves, Qingdi took a sip of tea slowly, and then Yang Tian sighed, what should I do, my reputation after Qingdi Mountain seems to be ruined up...
He cleaned up three small houses beside Jin Wudi for Chu Buchu and others to live in. Jin Wudi was very happy about the fact that there were a few more weak chickens on Qingdi Mountain who were weaker than himself. The three cleaned up.
"System, start the lottery!"
Hiding alone in his room, Chu finally started to issue commands to the system after he washed his hands and face seriously.
As long as Chutian didn't provoke him, the system was still willing to show the whole process of the lottery draw. A simple and immortal roulette appeared, and then began to spin rapidly.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill: Transformation!"
700 Changeling
"System, say it again!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the bonus skill: Transformation!"
After hearing the system sound again, Chu Tian couldn't help rubbing his ears and eyes, and then looked at his personal template, and sure enough, he saw the word Transformation in the skill column.
【Form】
Tier: none
Status: skill/active
Introduction: Using this skill, you can transform into a human form!
Price: This is obtained by lottery and cannot be sold!
Chutian didn't pay any attention to what was said later, not to mention that he couldn't sell it, even if he could sell it, he wouldn't be willing. You must know that Chutian hasn't thought about transforming for a moment since he started practicing.
Even Chutian practiced a lot of transformation techniques, but the strange thing is that all these things have no effect on him. In the end, Chutian was about to give up the transformation.
Looking at the two words on the attribute panel, Chu Tian felt his heart was about to jump out of his chest. First, he used magic to condense a mirror and put it in front of him. He glanced at the image of a fat panda in the mirror, and then slowly opened his mouth. :
"Transformation!"
It seemed like a moment, and it seemed like a long time, Chutian only found that his image in the mirror in front of him had changed, there was no panda in the mirror now, only a chubby little boy was left.
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