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"Grandma, let me tell you why the alpaca's eyes and cute style are so familiar."

Seeing that everyone was fooled by him, Chu nodded in satisfaction. If these people knew that he was punished by others to become an alpaca, then Chu would be shameless?

When everyone was attracted by Stephen, the system reminded Chutian that his punishment time was over. Before he could speak, the system had turned him into a panda again.

"Ah, you despicable, shameless, nasty, dirty thief, quickly return my artifact!"

Hearing Stephen's exasperated cry, Chu Tian curled his lips in disdain. He knew that this guy was already weak after fighting Chu Buchu, but he didn't expect to be so weak, so he looked at him with pity:

"Eat more Liuwei Dihuang Wan."

After looking at the sculpture in his hand again, and then looking at Stephen with a livid face, the corner of Chu Tian's mouth raised:

"Hey, is this thing really an artifact?"

"Of course, this is the treasure of our blood clan, little guy, I advise you to return the artifact, otherwise you will be pursued endlessly."

Hearing Stephen's threat, the corners of Chu Tian's mouth twitched, I caught even you yourself, the other vampires don't know if it's enough for that old guy, Chu Buchu:

"How does this thing work?"

Stephen's face twitched, he keenly realized that his threat was ignored by the other party, and immediately shook his hand violently, posing as a martyr:

"You don't want me to say a word."

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"You don't know yourself, do you?"

"how do you know?"

……

Sensing the suddenly quiet air and the awkward atmosphere around him, Stephen lowered his head in shame, it's over (liao), the fame of his life has been ruined in one go.

"System, how do you use this thing?"

"Ding, did the host spend [-] million RMB to identify this item?"

Hearing the sudden voice from the system, the corner of Chu Tian's mouth twitched:

"roll!"

Good guy, you are planning to make up for the loss just now, aren't you? Isn't this a lion's mouth, you are a hippopotamus.

Put the statue back into the inventory casually, no matter what the purpose of this thing is, it must be a treasure anyway and it's over.

"hey-hey."

Hearing Chu Tian's laughter, and looking at the body that was gradually approaching, Stephen shuddered:

"You, what do you want to do?"

"Guess what?"

Stephen took two steps back, stretched out a hand to cover his buttocks:

"It's impossible for us."

……

Seeing this guy's actions, there was only one sentence in Chu Tian's mind: MDZZ!

"I've heard sizzling rats taste good."

In order to make his words more convincing, Chu Tian even stuck out his tongue and licked his lips.

"Well, do you believe me when I say I'm not a mouse?"

Stephen looked at Chutian, then said cautiously:

"I still have wings."

"The charcoal grilled bat is also good."

As soon as Stephen finished speaking, Chen Mo on the side couldn't wait to answer. Judging from the action of the other party swallowing saliva, this guy is definitely not joking or threatening.

Stephen has never regretted it as much as he does now. He clearly knows that Dragon Country is dangerous, so why did he come here to perform the mission.

Especially when I heard that there are a lot of foodies in the Dragon Country. As a cute little animal, how could I come to the Dragon Country?

Thinking of his identity as a small animal and the great reputation of the Dragon Kingdom as the "Nation of Foodies", Stephen stretched out a hand decisively:

"I surrender!"

Looking at the cowardly Stephen, Chu Tian's eyes were full of doubts. He didn't doubt the sincerity of this guy, but doubted Chu Buchu's strength. Being forced to almost die by such a coward, Chu Buchu's strength Still need to check it out.

"Baofeng, can you give me Xiaohong?"

When Chutian was thinking about how to deal with Stephen with a 'murderous look' on his face, the little loli who was beside him suddenly ran over with his elf ball in his arms, and looked at Chutian pitifully.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for triggering the task, please check it in time!"

Looking at the task in front of him, the corners of Chu Tian's mouth twitched wildly:

"System, how dare you say that you are not a Lolicon?"

Quest: Panda's Gift

Rating: 0

Introduction: Have you seen the loli in front of you, have you touched those big watery eyes?

Requirement: Send Elf Stephen to Little Lolita!

Time limit: ten seconds

Reward: None

Failure penalty: Obliteration!

When Chutian condemned the system, the countdown on the property panel had two seconds left:

"Ok!"

As soon as the two words were uttered, the system's voice sounded:

"Congratulations to the host for completing the mission 'Panda's Gift' and obtaining the mysterious title 'Dead House Lolicon'"