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Karina shook her head, "I don't admit it."
Henry also shook his head, "He just doesn't want to marry Zhu Lingmei."
Chapter 724 Barbossa's Gift
The pig-headed Paley said coldly: "Jack, Jack, so what if you are engaged? You owe me money! It's only right and proper to pay the debt! What's wrong with marrying my sister! You two are as good as you are! What a match! So, congratulations, Jack! Today is a great day in your life!"
The priest on the side said, "So, shall we start now?"
"Start, start!" Fat Atbis walked up to Jack impatiently.
The priest said: "Jack Sparrow, are you willing to marry this Artbis Perry and swear to love her for the rest of your life?"
Jack quickly said: "No, no, wait, I still have a lot of secret things! For example, I have hemorrhoids!"
Artebis grinned, "What a coincidence, I have it too."
Jack quickly said again: "I still have willow syphilis and genital warts!"
Artbis laughed and said: "We are so destined, I have everything you said, otherwise, how do you think my previous husbands died?"
Jack was really on the verge of breaking down this time.
During these 20 years of being cursed, he had thought more than once that he would give up his pirate life, find a woman to settle down, and end his life.
And, just now, when Salazar was chasing him, he jokingly said that he was going to stay on this pirate for the rest of his life, marry a woman, and live a solid life.
but!It can't be such a woman!
Even if it's not like Angelica, don't want genital warts!
Fat Artebis swallowed a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground, then licked her greasy lips with her tongue, and pouted at Jack.
Jack said with disgust on his face, "There is a shred of meat stuck between your teeth."
The fat woman Atbis pulled out the shredded meat with her hands, then stuffed it into her mouth and ate it.
Jack was really about to throw up.
To be honest, he himself is not clean, and he hasn't even taken a shower for more than ten years. The bad breath smell can kill people.
However, he likes clean women, and he absolutely can't stand people like the fat woman Artebis.
The pig-headed Paley immediately pulled out his musket, pointed at Jack and said, "Say yes, or I'll blow your head off with one shot!"
Behind Jack, Henry whispered, "Jack, say yes! It's important to save your life, survive first, and then slowly figure out a solution later."
Jack said angrily, "Why don't you marry this fat woman?"
Henry said as a matter of course: "You marry Karina, who will marry a fat woman? I'm not a fool."
Jack said helplessly: "At this moment, I really hope you are a fool."
Piggy Paley said loudly: "Jack, this is your last chance!"
Jack stood in front of the fat woman Artbis with a mournful face, looking at Artbis's face, he couldn't speak.
He is very afraid of death, and he is very good at surrendering, but this time he really can't.
The pig-headed Paley looked at the two expectantly, but at this moment, there was a burst of gunfire outside the huge pile of sea beast bones.
Everyone hurriedly turned their heads to look, only to see that Barbossa led a large group of pirates with live ammunition and surrounded the wedding venue.
The pig-headed Paley was taken aback, and wanted to draw his gun, but the pirate who rushed up directly held his head with the gun.
Pig-headed Paley quickly raised his hand.
Barbosa said coldly: "Jack, I didn't expect you to finally get married, but, why didn't you invite me, an old friend, to have a wedding wine?"
"Hector!" Jack's excited voice was distorted, "Aha! You are my best friend in this life! Really! No one! Oh! And Xufeng!"
Xufeng is also with Barbossa at this time.
After Barbosa landed on the island, Xufeng found Barbosa first, and then the two arrived here.
Xufeng's heart became hot, and the immersive performance got any, the total movie power points were 6852 points, and Jack's approval degree also increased to 80!
This surprised Xufeng a little. After all, he had rescued Jack several times before, but Jack's trust level had not improved. But this time, he just found Jack with Barbosa, and Jack was full of gratitude.
Barbosa walked up to Jack, "I know you've wanted to settle down a long time ago, but I didn't expect it to be so soon."
Fat Atbis looked at Barbosa with bright eyes, "This man is good, this man has so many jewels, he must be very rich! Brother, I don't want to marry this poor man Jack, I want to marry this poor man. Rich man!"
Barbossa ignored the fat woman Atbis's love, but continued to say to Jack: "For the sake of your newlyweds, I will definitely give you a big gift."
Jack said with a wry smile: "I don't want any big gifts, get me out of this damn place!"
Barbossa raised his musket and fired a shot at Paley the Pig and Artesbis the Fat Woman. The Pelly the Pig and Artesbis the Fat Woman were on the spot immediately, and the islanders who came to watch the ceremony fled in all directions.
Barbossa grinned and said, "How about this great gift?"
Jack said emotionally: "It's amazing! Barbosa, you walk like a tiger, I almost doubt that your broken leg has grown back."
The pirate adjutant stood behind Barbossa and said in a low voice: "Captain, please allow me to remind you that we should arrest Jack and bring him back to the undead general Salazar. Only in this way can Salazar release him." pass us."
Barbossa sneered, "Hand over my fate to the enemy? Humph, I'm not that stupid! I did this only to return to His Majesty Xufeng's side, because only under His Majesty's With leadership, we can really survive.”
Xufeng said with a faint smile: "Barbosa, you did a good job."
Barbosa quickly bowed and said, "Thank you Your Majesty for your compliment."
"But, what should we do now?" Karina sighed and said, "We don't have a boat now, and without a boat, we can't leave this island, and we can't find the Neptune's Trident."
Everyone suddenly fell into silence.
Indeed, the dead ship, the Silent Mary, was lurking outside the island. If there was no ship, they wouldn't even think about leaving the island for half a step. Moreover, even if there was a ship, the Silent Mary would easily catch up with them.
Jack sighed: "Not only do we need a boat, but we need a super fast boat. Pity"
Xufeng said with a faint smile: "I happen to know one."
Jack asked, "Which one?"
Xufeng smiled and said, "The Black Pearl."
Jack grinned and said, "Yes, Black Pearl, my Black Pearl is very fast, but unfortunately, he was sealed in a magic drift bottle."
"I know." Xufeng showed the Triton sword, pointed to the drift bottle that Jack hid in his heart, and said in a deep voice: "In the name of the owner of the Triton sword, I will lift this seal! Black Pearl No, you are free!"
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