Rebirth of the 80s New Farmer

If men don't talk about women or drink alcohol when they get together, then nine out of ten they are just gambling.

This rule will not change regardless of the standard of living.

Of course, my uncle's visit to Liang Wan's house was not the idea of ​​Liang Wan's two sister-in-laws. He was secretly dating the blacksmith's eldest sister.But few people knew about it at this time, and of course Wan Feng knew about it long ago, because the blacksmith's sister was his later little aunt.

My uncle came to Liang Wan's house purely for gambling. They played a poker game called four-on-one, and the bet was one or two cents.

This kind of game is born out of three-on-one. It is also a deck of cards but there is one more player than three-on-one. It is much more difficult to make a hand than three-on-one.

"Little pig is here, I'll be waiting for you, huh? Who is this little dick?"

Wan Feng's mother's surname is Zhu, which is a very ugly surname, and it is easy to be associated with some kind of animal. It can be proved from Liang Wan's address to his uncle.

Xiaoji diao is a term for children here, just like the little bunny has the same effect.

"My elder sister's child, didn't you just come back from the north yesterday when it was getting dark." The uncle explained and got on the kang, where there were already four people waiting for him eagerly.

"Oh! Zhu Min's child, isn't this my daughter-in-law and son-in-law? You came empty-handed to see my father-in-law?"

Zhu Min is the name of Wan Feng's mother.

Wan Feng was taken aback by Liang Wan's sudden statement, and then he remembered that there was something else going on.

He was born here when he was born, and he was born with a white and fat body.

It happened that Liang Wan's eldest daughter was also born on the same day as him. Later, Liang Wan joked that since they had the same birthday, my daughter will be your son's wife when she grows up.

In fact, it was just a joke, and no one took it seriously, but Liang Wanyi shouted at this time, which made Wan Feng feel very embarrassed.

Chapter 4 Popularization of knowledge about TV

The back room of Liang Wan's house was full of people, unmarried men and women. Hearing Liang Wan's shout, a whole bunch of heads stuck out from the back room.

There are men and women in this piece of head, looking at Wan Feng like a piece of light bulb.

Wan Feng felt that he was watched over and over like a monkey in a zoo.

Those who took the lead followed the booing, and the guy named Lao Qi yelled, "Hua son-in-law, come and see your wife."

Liang Wan's eldest daughter is Liang Hua, with a round face and big eyes.

Her eyes are as big as the eyes of a star named Mouwei in later generations, like two lanterns.

These big eyes looked Wan Feng up and down for a long time, and finally pouted: "I won't make her a wife, she looks ugly!"

This sentence caused a burst of laughter.

Although Wan Feng's appearance does not say that he is sorry for the audience, it is not up to the level of being worthy of the audience. On the whole, he is neither good nor bad, and he is just a passerby on the road.

Wan Feng didn't care, how could he care about a little girl's thoughts, he and Liang Hua really didn't have any intersection in the last life, and it is estimated that there is little possibility of an intersection in this life.

It's just that so many people say that this girl is ugly, which is a bit deceiving.

"But there are only two eyes on the face, who cares!" Wan Feng said calmly.

His words made everyone in the room laugh.

Liang Wan said with a smile: "I think my daughter's eyes are too big!"

"It's okay if you don't care about it, go and warm up with your wife." Lao Qi grabbed Wan Feng and threw him on the kang.

Lao Qi's surname is Han, and his family is also in Dongtou. There is a family named Zhang between Wan Feng's grandma's house.

He ranks seventh with six older brothers.

His family is the opposite of Congxi Cheng's family. Cong Xicheng's family is desperately trying to find a son, so they have nine golden flowers.And his family was desperately trying to find their daughters, so there were seven stinky boys, who were nicknamed Yang Family Generals.

He also logically called Yang Qilang.

Yang Qilang was already eighteen years old and was working in the production team. With all his strength, he caught Wan Feng like a chicken.

Back then, he grabbed Wan Feng out of the river just like he is now.

There were some girls in the kang, including the three daughters of Liang Wan's family, two sister-in-laws, and several girls ranging from [-] to [-], and the whole kang was full.

Unfortunately, Wan Feng was thrown into this group, as if he had entered the daughter country.

The girls burst into laughter and pushed Liang Hua towards Wan Feng, Liang Hua desperately resisted.

After three troubles and two troubles, a very troublesome girl was pushed down on Wan Feng's body.

This girl has an Internet celebrity face for later generations, and looks a bit like Hong Kong star Ye Mouwen.

She should be the younger one in this group.

But people should not be judged by their appearance, and sea water cannot be scooped with a ladle. Don't look at this young but very noisy master, she is the happiest to boo.

So she was punished, and she was pushed down on Wan Feng's body in a daze. What's more unfortunate is that the two of them even stuck their faces together, and almost happened the kind of bloody drama where strange men and women accidentally bumped into each other's mouths in TV dramas.

Although this was not the first time Wan Feng had skin-to-skin contact with a woman, it still felt very strange.

This is also an experience that Wan Feng has never had in his memory. It can be seen that even if he is reborn, some things will still change.

"Look! He even kissed the monkey on the cheek, and the monkey is his wife." Liang Hua's brain was very easy to use, and he immediately began to shirk responsibility and make things out of nothing.

A girl who is called a monkey can imagine how weird she must be, but even if she is thick-skinned and can make trouble at this time, she will make a big blush.

Hearing the name Monkey, Wan Feng remembered who she was.

The monkey's name is Luan Feng, and her nickname is Madman, and her nickname is Monkey. If a girl dares to have such a nickname and nickname, it can be seen how active her attributes will be.

Maybe if you give her a stick, she will dare to go to the Heavenly Palace.

There seems to be some unclear stories about Wan Feng and her in the previous life.

She taught Wan Feng to swim in the Yina River in the summer, and she had many asymmetric contact with the body.

It's just that at the age of 13, Wan Feng was ignorant of this kind of love between men and women, and he didn't understand the mystery at all.

Luan Feng blushed and kicked Wan Feng far away with her feet, then turned around and went to deal with Liang Hua.

"Who kissed him? It's just a kiss. If you spread rumors again, I will scratch you to death."

This kind of thing is getting darker and darker, even if you don't repeat it a hundred times, it might come true.

Luan Feng obviously didn't know the reason behind this, and made a fuss with Liang Hua.

After a while of laughing, I don't know who proposed to tell a story, so everyone told me a mess of stories.

"The one from outside, you can also tell me about it." The second daughter of Liang Wan's family suggested.