Rebirth of the 80s New Farmer

The locals call it Pao Man when men and women talk about sex, but I don't know who invented it.

"Thirteen!"

"No matter what you say, it doesn't sound like a 13-year-old person at all. I don't think even a person aged [-] or [-] can be as good as you."

The eyes of the crowd are naturally sharp, and Qiuyu can think of this step is already very six plus one... What is the point of this, it is very remarkable.

You are right, although Lao Tzu looks innocent on the outside, he actually has a mature heart.

"Talent! How can I say I'm a genius?"

"If you say you are fat, you will be panting, Hua Zi, this guy is really good, you might be really lucky if you really want to follow him in the future."

"I didn't like it!"

Liang Hua refused politely, she was telling the truth, she really didn't have any feelings for Wan Feng, and Wan Feng had no feelings for her either.

Although Wan Feng studied here for a year, although he and Liang Hua were in the first class, they really didn't have much interaction, and they didn't speak more than five sentences in school.

If you use fortune-telling, it should be heaven, but the two of you are the same age.

People always feel that the time is long when they have a toothache, but they always feel that the time is short when they are chatting. In the blink of an eye, it is more than ten o'clock in the evening.

Zhu Ping, who didn't listen to Wan Feng's words, really had bad luck tonight, and when he left, his face was as ugly as honeycomb coal.

"Did I just say that you are not suitable for gambling these days, have you lost?" Wan Feng gloated after Zhu Ping.

"It's all your fault, Crow's Mouth!"

"Cut! This is experience. If I tell you about any major events in the future, you can ask me for advice. I can avoid many detours. Don't look down on me. I know more things than the rice grains you have eaten."

Wan Feng's words are really not bragging, he is only a child in terms of age and body, but mentally he is already at the stage of cunning and cunning.

He is now a visionary, everything in this world is what he has experienced and seen, so he is like watching a movie of the past, where there will be contradictions and where there will be turning points, even if he is not clear, But at least I know the general idea.

Although Zhu Ping scoffed at his bragging, Wan Feng showed his foresight when he entered the classroom the next morning.

I remember that when he went to school the next day, he was knocked down by a pole behind the door as soon as he entered the school gate, and then Tan Sheng, who was hiding by the door, kicked behind him when he was staggering. When he kicked, his body lost his balance and rushed forward and finally hit the podium.

The school's podium was made of concrete bricks, as hard as a Transformer. If Wan Feng hadn't been wearing a second cotton hat on his head at that time, he would have been dizzy if he hit it, or his head would still hurt if he had a hat on.

This was also the trigger for the conflict between Wan Feng and Tan Sheng on the second day of school in the previous life. In the end, both of them stood outside for a class in the cold weather in early spring and March.

But now facing the reborn Wan Feng, this accident will not happen.

When pushing open the classroom door, Wan Feng did not step in but paused for a while.

Sure enough, there was a wooden stick horizontally inside the door, and Tan Sheng was hiding beside the door.

But there was one more procedure, and a bag of dirt fell from the top of the door in a very old-fashioned way.

Wan Feng looked at Tan Sheng like a fool: "What! You want to mix me with a wooden stick, and then attack me from behind?"

Tan Sheng sat on the wax on the spot. Could this guy be related to the roundworm in his stomach?How did he know what he was thinking?

He used this trick to heal many people in the class, and the success rate was very high. Why did it fail today?However, Tan Sheng, who is used to domineering in the class, did not look ashamed at all, but said domineeringly: "I just want to deal with you, what can you do?"

Wan Feng tilted his head to look at Tan Sheng: "Lai Pican, I am not afraid of you when others are afraid of you. I tell you that I am not a person who is used to other children's problems. You'd better stay away from me in the future, but if you really don't like me, then How about we find a place to practice well?"

Tan Sheng punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Beihai Kindergarten. How could he be afraid of Wan Feng's challenge: "Then when do you say?"

Wan Feng thought for a while: "In two days' time it will be Saturday. After school on Saturday afternoon, we will have fun in the woods on the east side. You can choose a one-on-one fight and let Lao Tzu cure your stink, how dare you? "

The reason why Wan Feng chose to leave school on Saturday afternoon was because the next day was Sunday, and the two of them had a good fight after playing, and the school didn't know about it the next day.

When the school knows that it is already next Monday, although there is only one day in between, something might happen on this day and things will be suppressed.

Children at that time were far less intelligent than children decades later, and their memory was not much better. Many things were forgotten as soon as they were said, and if they were lucky, they would save a lot of trouble.

Tan Sheng was unambiguous: "I will still be afraid of you!"

"That's a good deal."

That's how the appointment was made.

What Wan Feng didn't expect was that after the first period of get out of class, Tan Sheng didn't make any movement, and Tan Chun blocked Wan Feng in the toilet instead.

"You want to play with my younger brother?" Tan Chun stared at Wan Feng coldly and arrogantly. If Wan Feng answered incorrectly with that posture, he might slap him.

Wan Feng was unambiguous: "What? You also want to get involved? If you want to get involved, you can get involved. If one donkey is leading two donkeys, it is also leading. If one is beaten, two are also beaten. I will Let's see how much martial arts you two have."

Tan Chun said with a black face: "Just like you, my slap can make you forget your last name."

"Don't brag, it's a mule or a horse coming out for a walk, I didn't get scared by someone's mouth."

The two sides are on top of each other.

At this time, the guy named Zhang De from Crouching Tiger Tun hurried into the toilet: "The teacher is here."

Tan Chun glanced at Wan Feng: "You wait!"

Just wait and wait.

Wan Feng didn't take Tan Chun seriously at all, he was so tall!

Comrade Zhang Gazi said it well: The telegraph pole is as high as the dead wood.

Chapter 26 Obedient students

This section is a math class. The math teacher's surname is Zhou, and his name is Zhou Xiaowen. He is a person who always wears a green hat regardless of the wind and rain for 360 days.

Zhou Xiaowen is only 1.6 meters tall at best, so he got the nickname Tudou.

A potato-like person with a green hat is very happy.

Wan Feng had a general impression of Zhou Xiaowen, probably because he had no interest in mathematics.

In his last life, his mathematics was average, and he liked to take Chinese classes, which is why he became an Internet writer after he was over [-] in his last life.

This is a very strange phenomenon. A manual laborer who has been working in the most difficult frontline all year round, when his legs become synovitis and no longer able to engage in physical labor, he transformed into a network writer.

Even if it's just a street writer.

Even people with brains like the solar system wouldn't dare to make up such bloody plots.

But Wan Feng in his previous life did have such a wonderful experience.

Recalling this, a green light flashed in Wan Feng's mind: Now I have roughly written down the red books on the Internet that I read in my previous life, and when the Internet appears in more than 20 years, I will pass these things to the top, and I am not the top Great God, annual income of millions?

At that time, all the great gods and that great god will let them play around.