The system forced me to be emperor

Miss Yue Ru picked up the wine cup, touched Xiao Rui lightly, covered it with her long sleeves, and drank it down in one gulp.

Xiao Rui put down the wine cup, just about to ask something, who knows...

The painting boat that happened to be traveling slammed, as if it had been hit by something, and shook violently.Many guests couldn't sit still and fell down in an instant. The wine and dishes on the table were scattered all over the floor, which was full of mess.

"Fuck! What's going on!"

"I can still hit something in the lake! Could it be that I hit a boat?"

"That's unreasonable! Bustard, get out!"

.......

When the curses were everywhere, unexpected things happened again.

Bang bang... Immediately afterwards, a few men flew in from outside the painting boat, and they fell to the ground hard, lying on the ground and howling. This scene silenced the cursing.

Immediately afterwards, a woman in a white dress stood in front of the painting boat, her face was covered with a white gauze, only showing a pair of sly eyes.

"Today, this boat was taken over by my Valkyrie! Everyone jump into the river and swim back!"

The woman in the white skirt shouted loudly, holding a sword in both hands, and she couldn't stop talking without surprising her.

Chapter 285: If you feel happy, you...

In the painting boat, the guests stared dumbfounded at the woman in the white skirt in front of the door, and were overwhelmed by her shocking request.

All jump in the lake and swim back?This boat was chartered by her?

If the four guards of the painting boat were not still lying on the ground and howling, everyone would have laughed out loud. The girl covered in white gauze was too insane, but now she dared not laugh.

The woman held the sword in both hands, and when she saw that no one responded to her, she immediately became angry, and shouted: "I'll count to three, whoever doesn't jump out, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

Xiao Rui on the side looked at this woman in astonishment, especially when she heard her famous name "Valkyrie", Nima, isn't this the Balabala Little Demon Fairy from last night?She actually appeared here?Such a coincidence?

At this moment, Xiao Moxian turned to look at Xiao Rui and winked at him.

grass!Xiao Rui immediately understood that this little demon fairy with multiple personalities was following him!

At the same time, Xiao Moxian's arrogance angered Wei Ying on the second floor. He stood on the railing and said, "What a fierce temper, I like it! Come, someone, capture her for me, untie her veil, and let her go!" This young master, let's see if he is beautiful or extremely ugly!"

"Yes, sir!" The four strong men behind him jumped down and immediately captured the little witch.

"Looking for death! You dare to provoke me! Kill!" The little witch yelled angrily, raised her eyebrows, and was quite murderous. She drew her sword out of its sheath, and the long sword in her hand turned into a silver light, and directly slashed across four people. What's more, her body skills are extremely mysterious, and she moves freely and flexibly. The four men couldn't attack her at all, so she scratched her wrist with a sword and severed her tendons.

Xiao Rui was shocked, the four third-rank warriors were abolished like this?

After the little witch put away her sword, she immediately shouted: "Go away!"

In an instant, the guests and oirans on the boat ran out one after another. Fortunately, the little witch also came by boat. Now that she occupies the boat, the boat is empty, so the guests and the oirans crawled over one after another. Swim back to shore.

Xiao Rui didn't move, and continued to drink his wine.

On the other hand, Wei Ying was so frightened to flee when she saw that her guard was easily dismissed, but the little witch's temper could tolerate him running away?Stopped him directly, and there were three young people with him.

After a while, fleeing and fleeing, only the little witch, Xiao Rui, the two accompanying guards, Wei Ying, his four injured guards, and Miss Yueru remained on the boat.

Xiao Rui was a little surprised, he didn't expect that Miss Yueru didn't leave either, so he asked, "Aren't Miss Yueru afraid? Why don't you leave?"

Yueru glanced at the little witch, nodded, and said softly, "I'm just worried, but I'm not afraid. After all, I didn't do anything bad. Didn't the young master leave too?"

Xiao Rui smiled, but did not speak.

On the other side, the little witch stopped Wei Ying, and asked with a smile, "You were the one who wanted to tear off my veil just now? Did you start tearing off my clothes after seeing that I look pretty, and then you come first, The three of them had soup afterwards, and wow, you guys are so good at playing."

grass!Xiao Rui clutched his forehead, thinking that she is indeed a little witch derived from multiple personalities, her words are not shocking and endless, these words are too direct.

Wei Ying shook her head in fright, and said, "Girl, please forgive me, I don't know what to do, please forgive me!"

"Kneel down and tell me! Also, call me Valkyrie!" The little witch glared, immediately drew out her sword, and said viciously.

The three people behind Wei Yinghe were spineless enough, they knelt down with a snap, and begged, "Master Valkyrie, please spare me! We know we were wrong!"

Only then was the little witch satisfied, turned her head and raised her eyebrows at Xiao Rui, and even teased him, then turned her head to look at Wei Ying and the other four, and said with a smile: "You happen to be four, come on, let's play a game, listen to me, you guys Kneel down face to face! If you don’t obey, don’t blame me for giving you a knife and chopping off your crotches!”

The four of Wei Ying trembled in fright, hugged the hero to avoid immediate losses, and immediately faced each other two by two.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Rui suddenly thought of a wonderful game, very interactive.I just don't know if the little witch can think of it.

At this moment, the little witch smiled and said, "Do you know what game it is?"

Wei Ying and the others hurriedly shook their heads.

The little witch was triumphant, and said: "This game is very interesting. It's called: If you feel happy, slap! Let me explain to you, that is, you slap each other loudly, and whoever slaps loudly will be happy. On the contrary , Whoever does not fan loudly is not happy, since he is not happy, the Martial God will give him a few knives and send him to the Western Paradise! Do you believe it or not?"

The four of them nodded immediately.

The little witch nodded in relief, then glared, "Don't you still have sex?"

The four of Wei Ying looked at each other, what should they do in order to survive?

Snapped!

Wei Ying slapped the young man across the face hard.

The young man covered his face, Nima slapped him so hard, okay!

Snapped!

Look, he fought back, and he did!He launched a powerful counterattack, and Wei Ying's cheeks were already swollen!He did it!

Dog days!Wei Ying was furious, and immediately slapped him, directly hitting him with anger.

The other two were impulsive, and when they saw that the little witch was about to draw her sword, they couldn't bear it any longer, and they also started having sex happily.

If you feel happy, fuck it!

Xiao Rui also wanted to have sex, of course, not this kind of sex, let alone that kind of sex, but clapping.

Compared with the little witch, her viciousness is simply inferior. In this way, sitting on her stomach last night was a great way to save face for herself. If she really stabs herself, she can only bear it.

No wonder as the saying goes, being brave is afraid of hard work, hard work is afraid of being stunned, being stunned is afraid of death, and not dying is afraid of mental illness.

Don't mess with anyone who is mentally ill.

While Xiao Rui was feeling emotional, the little witch sat down beside him, then looked sideways at Xiao Rui, and asked: "Valkyrie is so beautiful, you are not only good-looking, but also have a name!"

Xiao Rui was a little flattered, and said, "As long as you like it!"