The ultimate ghost expert

Hao Gaoxin came over to take a look, and said, "It seems to be dead..."

"Dead..." Bai Xiaochuan said: "It's a pity, my treatment is only halfway through, and I died. I can't experience my ancient method of treatment. I think he is too unlucky!"

"Yeah, yeah, it's bad luck for this guy!" Hao Gaoxin changed the subject and said, "By the way, his wife and daughter, why don't we take care of one at the same time? Don't argue, they are all colleagues, and they are all colleagues. It's not good..."

Evil Spirit: "..."

Bai Xiaochuan: "..."

This... What the hell, I really didn't expect that you're still thinking about it, so deep down in your heart, is there something you shouldn't have?

Bai Xiaochuan felt that it was the first time he discovered that he was a student, and he had the potential to inherit his mantle.

"Waste utilization!" Hao Gaoxin waved his hand and said: "You are busy first, I will go to see other things first..."

The evil spirit almost stopped crying, you asshole, it's really easy for you to be a doctor.

I don’t believe in evil anymore, let’s see if you are crazy or not today!

Bai Xiaochuan didn't care about the man's body on the bed, and muttered, "It's time to go out and have a look!"

Just leave the emergency room.

Ten thousand muddy horses galloped past the evil spirit's heart.

But forget it, these guys don't know how to be a doctor at all, what the hell.

After Bai Xiaochuan left, the man gritted his teeth and asked you to cut Lao Tzu's intestines and slap Lao Tzu with bricks. This time, you must be killed.

The illusion is closely related to himself. If he gets hurt in it, although he won't really die, his cultivation will also be damaged.

Originally thinking about bleeding from a trauma, maybe it was something like hemostasis and sutures, but knowing that someone came over and gave me a pair of scissors, there was really no one else.

As soon as he stood up, he immediately covered his face!

Numb ass, my face hurts, this brick, I must have used all my strength...

By the way, there seems to be a few more, let's toss together.

The man thought of this, covered his face, and slowly disappeared in the ward.

After Bai Xiaochuan came out, he walked around at random.

Not to mention, this hospital is so realistic.

As I was walking, I heard someone shout: "Get out of the way..."

Hey, it's Dasha's voice!

He looked at the other end of the corridor, and it really was Dasha and Ersha, who were pushing a wheelchair and running towards this side quickly.

Seeing Bai Xiaochuan, he said, "Doctor, doctor, take a look at this patient..."

Bai Xiaochuan took a look and said, "What symptoms? Is it serious..."

Dasha was stunned for a moment and said, "It's not heavy, less than eighty kilograms..."

Bai Xiaochuan: "???"

man:"???"

You shit, isn't your comprehension a bit invincible? He asked if I was serious?What he asked was whether the condition was serious, so what if you said less than [-] kilograms!

The evil spirit almost didn't cry, who the hell is this group, none of them follow the normal route.

Is it me who will punish you, or you who will punish me? If this goes on, I will go crazy.

Bai Xiaochuan almost didn't laugh, there was nothing wrong with Lao Tie's answer.

You don't understand, we are so straightforward.

"Doctor, my chest hurts!" The man decided not to argue with the two idiots, and continued to the next step.

"Chest pain?" Bai Xiaochuan said, "Push for a chest X-ray..."

Dasha and Ersha were very obedient, and they were about to leave.

The man hurriedly grabbed Bai Xiaochuan and said, "Doctor, how much does it cost for chest pain..."

Bai Xiaochuan said: "800!"

"Damn it, it's so expensive!" The man seemed startled and said, "Your hospital is too dark. A chest X-ray costs [-] yuan. Why don't you let me die!"

"I can only spend a few dollars if I die!"

Bai Xiaochuan pondered for a while and said, "If you die, it will take about 20 shits to deal with it..."

My name is Nima!

The evil spirits really can't bear it, what are you all pretending to be in your heads, all of you are answering irrelevant questions, how dark is your heart?

The evil spirits are powerless to complain, it's all over!

I've never met such an unreasonable human being. How did you guys survive in the ghost domain?

No, dicks like you should be beaten to death outside, okay?

Why, it's a miracle that you guys survived till now.

"How about it, do you want that shit?" Bai Xiaochuan asked.

Paralysis, that shit, I don't even want it!

"Doctor, please, show me, I don't want to die, I want to live to be a hundred years old, and I don't want to spend money..."

Fuck, this miser looks quite like him, he just wants to embarrass me!

Bai Xiaochuan said: "It's very easy to live to a hundred years old!"

"Stop drinking!"

"I never drink!"

"Not close to women!"

"Look at me, I look like a ghost, and no woman likes it!"

"Very good, eat less meat at the end!"