The ultimate ghost expert

"Ok?"

What the hell, there was a ghost bump just after waking up, this is no one else, could it be that I have a good physique?

He looked out of the window, and outside the window, which was empty just now, suddenly appeared a pale to bloodless grimace, his eyes were bloodshot, and his pupils shrank to the size of a pinprick.

The female ghost put her hands on the window sill, stared at him, and when she saw Bai Xiaochuan looking over, she grinned...

What a terrifying smile.

Fortunately, as a ghost exorcist, Bai Xiaochuan has seen many more terrifying things than this, so he is not surprised at all.

Reach out and wave to the female ghost!

"Ding, Meng Hongxia, the ghost outside the window, is puzzled, isn't this person afraid of ghosts? Increase the blood value by 1!"

"What are you looking at, I told you to come in!" Bai Xiaochuan said.

The ghost outside the window licked its bright red lips, stretched its arms, and jumped lightly through the window.

When Bai Xiaochuan came in, he found that the female ghost was covered in blood, her skull was sunken in a large area, and her body was broken in many places. She should have been dead for not too long, and she didn't even have a ghost body, and she still maintained the state in front of her body.

"I'm going to eat you..."

The female ghost "clicked" her mouth.

"eat me!"

Bai Xiaochuan was immediately happy, there are many ghosts who want to eat me, you are not the first, and you will not be the last, but so far my buddies are still alive and well, it depends on whether you have that ability.

"How did you die!"

Bai Xiaochuan asked.

"???"

"Ding, Meng Hongxia, the ghost outside the window, praises, this is a foolish and bold person who doesn't even know how to be afraid, and his blood value will be increased by 1!"

"Forget it, seeing how cooperative you are and asking me to come in, I'll tell you how I died!" The ghost outside the window rarely showed mercy.

"I was abandoned by my husband and jumped to my death!" said the ghost outside the window.

"Oh? Did you cuckold your husband?" Bai Xiaochuan asked curiously.

"I just brought a little bit!" The ghost outside the window was a little annoyed when he mentioned this matter.

"A little bit?" Bai Xiaochuan almost laughed out loud, this female ghost is a strange thing, if you bring a little bit, you still bring it, okay?

That man can take this!

"So what?" The ghost outside the window said angrily, "I begged him, but a man is so small, damn it..."

"I begged..." Bai Xiaochuan pondered for a while, he would only forgive you, a little bitch, unless he was out of his mind, how could a normal man forgive you!

The ghost outside the window seemed to be lost in memory and said: "Do you know, he left me for five years, and I stayed alone in the vacant room. After he found out, I cried and confessed my mistake and begged him to forgive... I told him that every time I cheated, I would Put an egg in the basket under the bed..."

"???"

He still counts, and there is no one in your brain circuit.

There are so many ghosts buddy, I haven't seen such a weird character like you.

"My husband took out the basket from under the bed and saw that there were only two eggs and 2 yuan in it. He was very upset at first, but his face softened and he said that he had been away for five years, but I had only cheated twice. Forgive me." ...but then..." The ghost outside the window began to cry as he spoke.

What the hell, you are still a weirdo, but your husband's heart is big enough, this "only derailed twice" is well used, there should be applause here.

"And then!" Bai Xiaochuan asked again: "What happened to the 2 yuan!"

When the ghost outside the window heard this, his eyes were red and he said: "He is the same as what you asked, you men are heartless..."

"..."

Bai Xiaochuan gritted his teeth when he heard this, do you want to show some embarrassment?

What the hell is he heartless? Don't you have any clues in your heart?

The ghost outside the window glared at Bai Xiaochuan and said, "My husband asked me what the 2 yuan was for, and I told him that I earned it by selling eggs..."

ha?

Bai Xiaochuan almost vomited blood, he made money selling eggs...

This... this... this... what should I say?

How many times have you cheated? According to this frequency, you have to cheat once a day to sell for 2 yuan.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles don't have your husband green, okay?

"Then, that heartless person beat me up and wanted to divorce me. I just made some money. What's wrong? What do you think is wrong with me..."

When the ghost outside the window talked about his sadness, he began to cry again.

I really want to kill him!

Bai Xiaochuan sighed, every time you cheated, you put an egg, and then the egg sold for 2 yuan, you still have the face to be here, what are you thinking?

When the ghost outside the window said this, he said with a hideous look on his face: "So, all men deserve to die..."

Do all men deserve to die?

Why do I think you should be damned!

Bai Xiaochuan calmly picked up his water glass and took a sip of water...

"Ok?"

He suddenly discovered that the water glass had a strange connection with himself, and the point of that connection was his index finger and middle finger.

When he took a closer look, he saw a faint golden light lingering on his index finger and middle finger.

Nima!

Golden Corpse...

Just as he thought of this, the female ghost had already pounced on him.

Bai Xiaochuan didn't have time to think about it, so he threw the water glass out and hit the ghost's head directly outside the window.

Then there was a scene that made people dumbfounded.