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This is indifferent to ordinary people, but to weasels, it is a very serious problem.He would close the door of the bar for a day if he fired a shot, and he might hide in the quilt and cry for a week if he emptied a magazine.Knowing him for more than ten years, Wade has never seen him shoot a gun, but now seeing him loading all the bullets, he is of course surprised.

"I have no choice but to listen to the boss's order. For that qualification, I accept it!"

Money touches people's hearts, and the qualification given by Maria is related to the happiness of the second half of Weasel's life. Even if he tries to close the door for a month, he has to grit his teeth and do what Maria ordered.

That being said, the weasel's hand holding the gun still trembled a little.On the one hand, it was because he was afraid of pain, and on the other hand, it was because he pointed the gun at Domino.

Domino's good luck, Wade doesn't believe it, but he does.As a broker, he was much more informed than Wade, who was a housewife.And it was precisely because he had heard too many rumors about Domino that he became more and more worried about what would happen to him next.

It's a trivial matter that a shot hurts your hand.One shot exploded the chamber and broke off two fingers, that's a big deal.If it was more serious, and the bullet flew in the opposite direction, hitting his forehead directly, then he wouldn't even have to think about it.

This is not a small problem, but a very serious big problem.Don't think that this kind of thing sounds nonsensical and has no scientific basis at all, but the weasel knows very well that this thing is really possible.

He didn't want to put himself on this kind of unlucky thing yet, so while pointing the gun at Domino, he was already talking to Domino cautiously.

"Well, I know your ability, and I believe in your luck. So this is just a test, and I don't have any malice towards you. So if you don't like me pointing a gun at you, you can say, I will change the way But you can."

"It's okay, please do whatever you want, I'm very confident in my luck."

Domino, who had been lucky all her life, didn't mind the weasel pointing a gun at her at all. She even said that she deliberately opened her hands and took two steps forward.It's as fearless as if the weasel was not holding a real gun, but a water gun.

The more confident she was, the less confident the weasel was.After being in a daze for about 5 minutes, his face turned pale, and he was almost sweating, but his trembling hand still couldn't pull the trigger.

Deadpool was able to watch it patiently at first, but after so long, he obviously didn't have that patience anymore.So immediately, he bbed at the weasel.

"Come on, buddy. Is that your long-lost mother standing in front of you? Is it that hard for you to pull the trigger? If you're scared then you close your eyes and if you're afraid you won't be shot She, just buckle a few more times. Forget it, give me the gun, I'll do it. I really can't stand your whirling speed."

"Don't, don't!"

It is only possible to hit yourself by shooting yourself, but it is very likely to hit yourself when Deadpool shoots.He didn't want to see Deadpool hugging him with regret, kneeling in a pool of blood happening right now.So immediately, he closed his eyes and clasped his fingers vigorously.

With a click, it jammed.The occurrence of this situation stunned Deadpool, while Weasel let out a long breath.Nothing bad happened, just stuck, which is definitely a blessing.In his opinion, this is definitely because of his old mother's long-windedness.From Deadpool's point of view, this must be because the weasel's gun has not been used for a long time and has malfunctioned.

"Damn it. What kind of broken gun you use can jam like this. Come on, change it to mine. I can't believe I can't hit her!"

"Wade, I'm sorry."

Without taking the gun that Deadpool slapped in front of him, Weasel pulled the trigger directly at Wade's thigh after saying sorry.

This time there was no jamming, and after a bang, Wade's thigh was directly shot through a big hole, Wade immediately showed a shocked expression on his face.

"What the hell are you doing? You hit me in a way my mom never shot me before!"

The weasel would actually shoot himself, which shocked him even more than when the weasel started playing with guns.At this moment, he couldn't help but began to wonder if the weasel didn't love him and planned to move on.

Friends who have been good friends for more than ten years are not something that can be let go.So questioning is naturally indispensable.

Facing Deadpool's questioning, Weasel didn't answer, but raised his gun again, aiming at Domino who had an indifferent expression in front of them.

Pull the trigger, jam.The same situation happened again, which is no longer an accident.Not to mention Deadpool who didn't expect this situation at all, even Weasel, who was psychologically prepared, was full of shocking thoughts.

This luck is really good.With a shot stuck, this is even more bizarre than winning 100 million.

However, the bizarre situation is far more than that, because after the jammed shot, the weasel aimed the gun at Deadpool's thigh again.

A bang means that Deadpool was shot again, and it also means that the firearm is absolutely normal.And when the muzzle was aimed at Domino again, there was another sound of the pistol jamming.

Over and over again.Domino is safe and sound, Weasel is worried, and Deadpool has blood all over his crotch.

Even if such a situation is placed in front of a fool, the fool should see what is going on.Although Deadpool may have a little problem in his mind, but at this time, he has to admit that Domino does have such a terrible skill as Lady Luck's bodyguard.

Lucky lady!Without even caring about the egg that was almost collapsed, Deadpool quickly crawled over, hugged Domino's thigh, and at the same time begged her with the eyes of a little milk dog.

"Ma'am, Your Lady Queen, my goddess. Please, tell me the lottery numbers for this lottery. As long as you tell me the numbers, you can ask me to do whatever you want, even if I treat you as a Virgin Mary, it is acceptable for me to erect a small statue to worship at home every day. Please, please have pity on me!"

"Hey, it's a trivial matter, you can do it anytime!"

Dragging Deadpool's chin with his finger, watching him nodding and bowing to him like a pug, Domino, while expressing absolute confidence, also asked the weasel such a question.

"Looking at it this way, I should have won the job, right?"

"Of course, ma'am. No one would turn away a lucky lady like you. It's an honor to have you join us!"

Weasel, with Maria's approval, could not, of course, have any other opinion on the matter.Domino's joining has become a foregone conclusion.And with her joining, Maria has more confidence in her plan.

A little bit of luck is likely to bring about different consequences.isn't it?

The first thousand and 770 chapters start the pre-war mobilization

On the third day after Strange reported, a Chinook CH-47F quietly flew to the border of southeastern California.

The plane did not directly enter the sky over Death Canyon, because the geomagnetic field of Death Canyon has always been disordered.Especially in the recent period, the magnetic field in its area can be described as violent.

For military supplies that rely on electronic equipment, this is simply a predator's mouth wide open, waiting for someone to deliver it to your door.No one can guarantee that if the plane flies over the canyon, it will crash there directly due to the failure of an electronic component.Therefore, even for the sake of safety and privacy, the pilot of the plane can only park the plane within a safe distance of dozens of kilometers from the Death Canyon.

"I can only fly here, and the rest is up to you!"

After the pilot gave a loud warning, the weasel sitting on the co-pilot immediately took off his earphones, stood up, and said this to the newly formed special operations team.

"Guys, we have arrived. The task now is to quickly remove the supplies and set up a temporary stronghold. After the stronghold is established, the boss will give you a detailed account of the arrangement of this mission!"

The plane carried a lot of things. In addition to the necessary ammunition and supplies, there were also military tents and various radio antennas.In addition, a modified military jeep was attached to the plane.It is obviously time-consuming and labor-intensive to use these things just by a few of them.So in order to hurry up and prevent any troublesome problems, the weasel with a heavy responsibility could only urge them at the first time.

"Yes, work quickly. We don't ask you to come and travel with such a high salary. Who, come and move the bed down!"

Deadpool, who was lying on the camp bed in pajamas, yelled loudly, and from his motionless posture, it was clear that his so-called moving bed was to be moved down with him.

It's okay to move a bed, but the problem is to move the dead waiter who relies on it, which is no different from moving a pile of dead pork.For the noisy people with big arms and round waists, although this is not a big deal, the key is to respond to each other.So he didn't even bother to look at Deadpool, the big black man had already picked up the military tent and strode out.

If he is tall and strong, if he doesn't move, other people will naturally dare not take this job.For example, Zagst, he has heard the reputation of Deadpool, and he deliberately wants to please him in such a trivial matter.But if you want him to move this bed, let alone his small body can't move it, even if he can move it, Deadpool will say no to him respectfully.

Look at his thin and small body, if it split in one breath when lifting him up, then it wouldn't be a big mouthful of concentrated sulfuric acid splashing on his face.Although his honor has reached the level of avocados scalded with boiling oil, he doesn't want to go further to the state of charcoal grilling.

So he simply rejected Zagst's kindness, and was still lying on the camp bed with the old god present.

Many people can't see this kind of behavior, but no one dares to stand up and say that Deadpool is wrong.Because Deadpool's reputation in the mercenary ranks is really loud.

Many people have the impression that mercenaries are unrestrained, the kind of existence that no one will buy.In fact, this kind of situation usually only happens to players with strong strength like Deadpool.In most cases, mercenaries still have a hierarchy, just like in the army, low-level soldiers will never challenge the authority of their superiors.

Of course, because the mercenaries are not a complete group, they have no way to distinguish who is more authoritative by means of marks such as military rank.Therefore, strength is the only criterion for evaluating their level.And how to judge the level of strength?At this time, rumors and fame became the only things they could refer to.

Why do mercenary brokers like Weasel use bars to attract customers, because it is convenient for them to spread the news here, and those mercenaries can also get the latest news of the mercenary world in the first time .

Mercenaries are not the kind of idiots with two guns in their pockets who treat themselves as uncles and don't pay attention to anyone.Even if such a guy can survive the first mission, he will definitely not be able to survive the next two.And even if there are fools who can survive two rounds by chance, then they will probably be able to figure out what the secret of mercenary survival is by then.

Watching words and watching colors is the most basic skill.And to figure out who you can provoke and who you can't afford.Put your eyes on and sit in the mercenary stronghold for two days honestly, and you can almost understand it.

Those who can complete the mission again and again are the masters of the mercenary world, and those who take the mission and mess up the mission, but still get nourishment, are generally the monsters of the mercenary world.