marvel sun god

"Your Excellency the President has authorized me to be responsible for the relevant matters. If you want to find someone to appeal, you can only find me. But you can only get this answer from me, Mr. Wilson. Either you are in debt and wandering around the world. I I can tell you clearly that from this day on, you will no longer enjoy any normal citizenship treatment. Let alone use credit cards to make any luxury consumption. Even if you want to order a pizza, it is impossible. When your personal credit is completely blocked, you will never get anything you want, even one thing is impossible."

"Of course, you can also choose to cooperate with me, accept my recruitment, and become a member of my team. In this way, after you sign, your debt will be borne by the state. After we determine that you After the help provided is enough to offset this debt, we will write off this debt. After that, you can live your little life with peace of mind, and no one will come to trouble you again. "

"Well, have you considered it? Which one do you plan to choose?"

Having said that, there is actually only one choice left for Deadpool.And although he was a little funny, there was still no problem in his mind.So he had no choice but to salute Maria again.

"Private Wade Wilson reporting to you, sir."

Compared with the majestic and high-spirited voice before, his voice now is simply the weak moan of a hanged man.However, it is normal for him to have such a reaction. It would be surprising if he showed any kind of passion at this time.

In short, everything is under Maria Hill's control.And precisely because of this confidence in controlling everything, she sat on the sofa without hesitation at this time, and asked Deadpool like the master of the house.

"Where's your wife? I have something I want to talk to her about."

"Shakola, she went out to buy groceries. Why, do you want to stay here for lunch? Sorry, our family follows a two-meal-a-day system, only breakfast and dinner, so I can't keep you here for lunch It's lunch time. But I can recommend a good restaurant to you, their large intestine sashimi is very good!"

The first thousand and 760 chapters and six chapters rejoice at the scene of domestic violence

"Mr. Wilson, do you like to eat large intestine sashimi? Since you like it, I will arrange for the future logistics department to change all your meals into large intestine sashimi. I guarantee that you can eat it every day, and eat it for you until you want to throw up!"

Maria Hill, who has been known for her cold face and ruthlessness since the era of S.H.I.E.L.D., certainly cannot tolerate the provocation of Deadpool.

For her, what a rebellious guy like Deadpool owes is training.If you want him to obey your orders obediently, then at the very least, you should make him feel awe of himself.She originally planned to make good plans for this aspect in the next few days.But now that Deadpool has bumped into him, of course it is impossible for her to be polite to him.

Large intestine sashimi, right? Like shit, right?I'll let you eat as much as you want, and see who is crying and who is laughing in the end!

A woman who initiates a ruthless attack is not something ordinary people can resist, and Deadpool never thought that his short-term mouth would actually lead to such an end.

Although many people have said that his mouth stinks as if he ate shit, it doesn't mean that he really ate shit.He doesn't have a hobby in this area, and he doesn't intend to develop a hobby in this area.So when faced with a threat of Maria Hill's level, he immediately gave up.

"Forgive me, sir. I couldn't control my mouth just now, and I didn't know what I said. This is a mental illness. The doctor said that my disease is called mental retardation. Sir, even Ben Based on the principle of sympathizing with vulnerable groups, you can't abuse me just because I'm mentally retarded."

Deadpool is not only subdued in language, but he is also very thorough in action.Without even needing any face, he threw himself in front of Maria Hill, hugged her calf tightly, and begged her bitterly.

Of course, it was pleading, but in Maria's eyes, the element of possible harassment was a bit more.Who the hell would rub your face against her thigh so desperately when she was begging so hard.This means that Deadpool still has some value to use, so that she can't turn her face directly and blast a hole in his forehead with a gun.But even so, she was fed up with this shameless behavior.

"Get off my lap, Wade Wilson, or don't blame me for being rude to you"

"You agree to my conditions first. Besides, sir, I have to say, your figure is really good"

Maria Hill was furious, but Deadpool enjoyed it.And in such a special interaction, a cold voice suddenly blows like a Siberian cold wind, freezing the cheerful and enthusiastic Deadpool who was originally cheerful like a little wolf dog.

"Honey, what are you doing? Are you flirting with other women behind my back?"

As if his neck was rusted, Deadpool used a lot of strength to twist his neck.And when he saw Shakra standing in the corridor, looking at him expressionlessly, his fingers began to tremble.

"Honey, you're back!"

Swallowing his saliva almost with all his strength, Deadpool tremblingly greeted Shakola who was holding a lot of ingredients.Seeing his performance like this, Shakola replied with a more gloomy expression.

"Yes, I'm back. It's just that I didn't expect that I would see such a scene when I got home. Wade, it's because I've been too nice to you recently, so you have some illusions that you shouldn't have. .Or is there something wrong with your brain again, have you forgotten my warning to you before?"

"No, I don't. My dear, my heart to you will always be sincere. Except for you, any other woman is similar to a man in my eyes. What big long legs, 36d, is actually the same as long hair Legs, big pectorals are not much different. Except you, dear. You are the only one in my eyes!"

Deadpool let go of Maria's thigh, and ran towards his wife like a wolf dog in heat.In his mind, this should be a very romantic scene.There are flowers, applause, and there should even be pink lights.Shakola would be so moved by herself that she would cry, maybe she would forget what she saw before.

This is a very beautiful idea, but it is only an idea.Because he thinks so, it doesn't mean that Shakra also thinks so.

Deadpool is sick in the head, it's true.There are still cancer cells overflowing in his brain.But Shakola has no such problems, as a vampire, and she is also one of the most original vampires.Her health was so good that any pathology was almost impossible.It is basically impossible to expect her to have the same problems as Deadpool.

So, her expression right now is just a look of disgust.She even said that when Deadpool was running towards her, she unceremoniously stretched out a hand to hold Deadpool's head to prevent him from getting closer.

"Honey, don't think I'm a fool. I'm not so easily fooled by you."

"That's right, just now someone hugged my thigh and told me that I have a good figure!"

Maria Hill, who was watching the play, threw out such a sentence abruptly, and upon hearing this sentence, Shakola's eyes flashed coldly, and her subordinates immediately showed no mercy.

The original vampire is the earliest existence created by Lilith with divine power, capable of competing with God's angels.In terms of strength alone, it's easy for one Shakra to beat a hundred people of the level of Deadpool without any problems.

The only thing Deadpool can rely on is his magical ability of immortality, and this ability in the present, in this family environment, at most it is to allow him to persist for a while under the premise of being domestically abused.

Just like now, with a bang, his whole body was smashed into the floor by Shakra holding his head down.But it seemed that he was still not relieved, and Shakola directly kicked him on the chest again.

The huge force directly crushed the chest cavity, and the bones, internal organs mixed with minced meat splashed in all directions like a crushed water polo.

Under such a severe injury, although Deadpool will not die, it is inevitable to go into shock for a period of time and lie down for a while.Looking at such a violent domestic violence scene, even Maria Hill, who was the perpetrator, couldn't help feeling dumbfounded.

She has seen domestic violence, but she has never seen this level of domestic violence.If this were placed in ordinary people's homes, it could be directly classified as murder and crimes against humanity, but in this special family, it seems that this can only be regarded as the norm?

Muttering in her heart, Maria Hill gave Shakra a dangerous label.And just when she was about to reveal her identity and have a formal negotiation with Shakola.Shakola took the first step and questioned her.

"Who are you? I haven't seen you around here. A whore? No, this bastard Wade is not brave enough to call a whore at home. That's when he's fooling around with some of his asshole friends." He has such courage. Say, who are you? If you don’t tell me clearly, don’t blame me for being rude to you!”

Having seen Shakra's previous violent methods, it is certainly impossible for Maria Hill to conceal her identity at this time.She doesn't have the skills of Deadpool, if she is beaten up by Shakra, she will die.

He died before leaving the teacher.She didn't want this kind of thing to happen to her.So immediately, she explained her identity to Shakola.

"I'm Maria Hill, the vice president of this country. I came to find Mr. Wade Wilson because I have a confidential task for him!"

It's a bit shameful to use the title of vice president to protect yourself.But compared to being hammered to death here as a prostitute mistress, it was still a result she could accept.

And when Maria Hill reported her family name like this, Shakola, who was still clenching her fists and wanted to give her a good look, immediately gave up her plan.

In any case, their family still has to rely on Wade's salary to support them.Although it's not that Shakola doesn't have her own ways to get more money, but she just wants to be a quiet housewife, and she doesn't have the idea of ​​destroying her current peaceful life.Therefore, even though she was angry, she gave up the idea of ​​using violence to solve the problem.

"Vice President? Well, ma'am, you have a lot of background, so I don't dare to do it easily. But I think I need an explanation. Even if you are the vice president, you can't hook up with other people's husbands casually. Although My asshole looks like a burnt egg, but anyway, he's mine. I hate it when people touch my stuff, so you better explain it to me. Otherwise, it's I can't touch you, but I can guarantee that your gossip will definitely appear in the next day's newspaper!"

Public opinion offensive?Well, it might work, but it might not be as effective as Shakra thought.One of the benefits of a centralized system is that they no longer have to compromise for the so-called democratic voice.It can be said that as long as Maria doesn't care about her own reputation, she can use any means and do whatever she wants.

But the problem is, as a woman, she must be concerned about her reputation.So at the moment, she explained to Shakela.

"You misunderstood, Ms. Wilson. I came to Deadpool because I had a confidential mission for him to complete. And the reason why he acted that way, I think it is completely because of him, and I have nothing to do with it." I'm not going to have any interest in a guy who's glib, bad-mouthed, and completely out of tune. So as long as you keep this gentleman in your house, I don't think there's going to be anything between us. Misunderstand!"

"Wade, is it like this?"

He glanced at Deadpool who had awakened behind him and was trying to put the broken internal organs into his stomach.Shakola tapped his head with her heel, and then questioned Deadpool.

"Yes, there is nothing wrong with what she said, my dear. My love for you can be learned from time to time, and I will never betray you!"

It is estimated that this kind of domestic violence has happened so often that Wade can give a complete set of answers without even stopping his hands.

Of course, it is impossible for a woman's jealousy to be dismissed so easily.So Shakola is still asking.

"Then why do you hold her thigh and praise her for her good figure? I have never heard you say such a thing to me!"

"Please, my dear, look at what you wear all day long, and look at others. They are standard uniforms, the kind that show off their figures. What about you? You wear sweaters and trousers all day long, and you don't even take care of your hair when you're lazy How can I praise you. Seriously, you should contact Little Spider's wife more, you know, Little Spider's fiancée always wears sexy underwear when he comes home!"