Everyone was taken aback, what happened?
Everyone looked at the third most searched.
#New Year’s Eve Mom went to dance in the square#
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What does it mean?
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I saw that the relevant reading volume has reached 2 million, and the number of comments has exceeded one million.
"I'm confused, my mother just told me to skip the Spring Festival Gala and go to the square dance?"
"It's not just you, my mother also ran out just now."
"Damn it, I thought my mother was going crazy. It turns out that everyone has encountered such a situation."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
"Whose mother ran out to dance? Come here to report."
"Report +1."
"Report +2."
"...
"Report +xxxxx."
Countless netizens seem to have found a confidant and complained in the comment area.
And this moment.
On TV, a reporter is interviewing people at the last moment before the Spring Festival Gala.
The reporter found an aunt in a famous square in Shanghai: "Hello, Auntie, what are your expectations for the upcoming Spring Festival Gala tonight?"
The aunt said excitedly: "I look forward to it, very much looking forward to it."
The reporter's eyes lit up: "Then, are you looking forward to Zhao Lao's cross talk or He Lao's sketch? Or other stars' songs?"
The aunt said: "Neither! I hope that after the Spring Festival Gala starts, all the people in the square here will be empty. Then, a group of sisters and I will be able to dance in the square without any scruples. This is a rare opportunity. miss!"
"..."
The reporter showed an embarrassed yet polite smile: "Thank you, auntie, for your answer. Now the country advocates low-carbon environmental protection and physical fitness. Square dancing on New Year's Eve is indeed a good activity. Okay, here is such a situation, now hand over the screen to the host.”
The host nodded and continued: "Okay, thank you He Yun for the latest report. Now let's connect with Zhao Mo again to see what's going on in Chongqing."
Soon, the connection is successful.
Reporter Zhao Mo also found an aunt in a lively square in Chongqing, because young people seldom watch the Spring Festival Gala, and the elderly are the main force of the Spring Festival Gala, so interviewing aunts is the best choice.
Zhao Mo asked: "Auntie, may I ask, are you here tonight, are you planning to watch the Spring Festival Gala on the big screen with everyone present, and then celebrate the new year together in the early morning?"
Auntie glanced at Zhao Mo vigilantly, and after realizing that the other party was a reporter, she breathed a sigh of relief: "I was scared to death, I thought you were here to grab the territory from me."
Zhao Mo was stunned: "You snatch...cough cough, why are you occupying the land?"
The aunt said: "Tonight, there will be a New Year's Eve competition. The ten districts must determine the strongest champion. And the Wanjia Garden team I lead is definitely the most dazzling team."
Huh?
Zhao Mo's eyes lit up.The strongest king?Competition among ten districts?What is the major event that makes these aunts come to the decisive battle rather than watching the Spring Festival Gala?He came up with curiosity, and asked quickly: "Auntie, what kind of event are you competing for?"
"Square dance!"
Aunt said proudly.
Zhao Mo was dumbfounded: "Guang... square dance?"
The aunt proudly said: "That's right, it's the decisive battle of square dance. In the past, when we all danced square dance, there would be two huge contradictions. The first is music, and the second is dance. Music, since Mr. Wang After the coach stepped forward, the music of this square dance has become unified across the country. No one can pick out any faults, so the contradiction in music is easily resolved. Now there is only the last core contradiction, which is dance. Dance is not unified. Big problem, isn’t it? Think about it, everyone dances in the same square every day, and the music is the same. But you dance your modern dance, she dances her folk dance, and I dance my disco, so How chaotic? How embarrassing to Mr. Wang? So everyone discussed it, and tonight we decided to fight to the death and vote for the best dance. Starting from the new year tomorrow, we will unify the dance and music to achieve a new year and a new atmosphere."
"..."
Zhao Mo was completely sluggish, what's the matter with this shit?
Square dancing on New Year's Eve?
Return the head coach Wang?
Who is this boss Wang?
He swallowed, and asked aloud, "Auntie, who is Mr. Wang?"
The aunt's eyes showed admiration: "Wang Huan! Don't you young people know him?"
king!Huan!
What the hell!
When did this bitch become the chief coach of the square dance aunt?
Because it is live at the moment.
So the audience who were watching TV laughed when they saw this scene.
"Hahaha, I almost died laughing, Mr. Wang?"
"President Wang, please accept the next obeisance."
"Aunt Huaxia has thousands of thousands, and President Wang has taken all of them."
"Oh, let me go, my stomach hurts from laughing."
"Shouldn't it be so funny, does Brother Huan know that he has become the head coach of the aunt?"
"Brother Huan has reached a new pinnacle of life without knowing it."
"I didn't expect Brother Huan to solve the most difficult group of aunts in the world with two songs."
"..."
In Wangjia Village, Wang Huan, who was watching TV, almost spit out a mouthful of old blood when he saw this scene.
Coach Wang?
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