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Then, as a kind person who loves to give and helps others, let Lei Duo be happy to teach her.

60. Birds Occupy Dove's Nest

"Brother, come and eat this fried corn, it tastes pretty good." Cheng Shifei ate and drank while pushing a dish in front of Mrs. Ye.

"Well, the color looks really good." Mrs. Ye evenly mixed half of the fried corn into her bowl. Although the taste was bland, these dishes still looked quite appetizing.

"Hey, you people are really blind. Is this fried corn? This is the fried crab powder carefully handmade by the chef of the imperial kitchen!" The slave on the side said contemptuously.

"Fried crab powder? No wonder the taste is weird. Hey brother, this steamed tofu is also good, very fresh." Cheng Shifei handed the remaining half of the steamed tofu to Mrs. Ye, and continued to eat.

"Is steamed tofu so fresh? This is fish brain tofu made of fish brains. Only the tenderest piece of fish brain is used, and they are all small fish. The heads of big fish are not so tender." explained aside.

Cheng Shifei pursed his lips, and said: "People in your palace, are you all so tricky? No wonder people say that the rich get one meal, and the poor get ten years of food."

As he spoke, he picked up a chicken paw and said, "Don't tell me, this is not a chicken paw, but a piece of fat cow?"

Princess Yunluo rolled her eyes and said, "How can there be such a big chicken claw, it's a peacock claw!"

Cheng Shifei threw down the peacock claw, rolled his eyes, and said, "I'm really convinced by you, it's just extravagant, isn't it big brother?"

Mrs. Ye put down her chopsticks, picked up a toothpick to pick her teeth, and said, "Indeed, it's too wasteful. I'm full, I should go to sleep."

Saying that, she was about to go to Princess Yunluo's boudoir bed and lie down to sleep, but she was held back by Princess Yunluo, "Sit down!"

"What else is there?" Cheng Shifei and Mrs. Ye said in unison.

"Don't let people sleep if they are full, and they will go to Abi Hell, and they will be punished if they live, with flat breasts and flat buttocks, and what's worse is that they can't find a husband!" Ye Tai said, picking her teeth.

"No! You agreed, you want to teach me martial arts!" Princess Yunluo pulled them along and said.

"Here, there are so many martial arts here, I'll sleep with mine, learn whichever one you like." Cheng Shifei rolled up his sleeves, lay down on Princess Yunluo's soft recliner, and was about to sleep with his eyes closed.

"Find him for learning martial arts. I don't have any tattoos on me. Don't disturb my sleep. Otherwise, I will get angry when I wake up, and even the God of Tiedan will be beaten like a dog." Mrs. Ye also lay on the incense bed of Princess Yunluo. On the couch, I pulled the quilt to cover my body.

"Humph!"

Princess Yunluo looked at the two old fritters on the left and the right, her lungs were about to explode, she said: "My masters teach me martial arts every day, and they say that I am invincible in the world, but why can't I beat you? Just tell me who your master is, and I will find him myself!"

Yes, after Mrs. Ye gave Princess Yunluo a hard lesson, Cheng Shifei also learned the Emei Piercing Palm before the battle, and convinced Princess Yunluo.

The two of them sat in front of the table swaggeringly like this, kicked their feet, and asked Princess Yunluo to bring up delicious food and drinks. Maybe when they were full and in a good mood, they would teach her a half way.

Princess Yunluo, this girl actually took it seriously. In the sad and angry eyes of those little slaves, she didn't defend herself against these two men who broke into the palace at night and dressed like beggars in tatters. stand up.

Cheng Shifei turned over, kicked his feet on the reclining chair, and said: "I am the world's most powerful general in martial arts, and I kick Kyushu Island with my feet. People, his old man likes to travel all over the world, to find his old man is simply as difficult as going to heaven."

Princess Yunluo rolled her eyes, and said, "Your martial arts is the third in the world, and the number one in the world is God of Tie Dan, so who is the second?"

Mrs. Ye also stretched, hugging Princess Yunluo's pillow, without turning her head, said: "The second in the world is of course me, the number one in flair, the number one in appearance, and the number one in lightness kung fu. Nicknamed Sai Newton, the ninth-generation disciple of King Kong's Indestructible Magical Art, he is too young."

Princess Yunluo rolled her eyes and said, "No way! Could it be that you are better than your master?"

Cheng Shifei pursed his lips, and said: "My master, an old man, is of course number one in the world. As for the God of Tiedan Hou Zhu ignoring him and letting him be the fourth, that's how he thinks highly of him~ Don't talk, go to sleep , If you wake up the elder brother, it will be very scary, and then the palace will become a place of hell, don't blame me for not reminding you."

Princess Yunluo said helplessly: "Then answer me one more question, who is your master?"

Cheng Shifei turned over, closed his eyes, and said impatiently, "Bubai naughty boy."

"The undefeated urchin?"

Princess Yunluo clenched her fist and said to herself, "This name sounds amazing!"

As he said that, he said to the two sleeping soundly: "You must take me to see your master tomorrow! I also want to worship him as my teacher!"

But she was answered by two grunts.

"Princess!"

Xiao Nu hurried forward and said: "You don't really want to leave the palace with them, do you? Besides, they slept in your boudoir before washing up. Where are you going to sleep?"

It was only then that Princess Yunluo realized that these two uncles not only ate and drank here, but also occupied her boudoir bed and reclining chair in the end, and it seemed that she had nowhere to sleep.

She poked her mouth up and said angrily: "You put my bed to sleep, where should I sleep!"

"Sleep on the floor."

Ye Tai hazily threw a pillow over, "Don't bother me anymore, I've been woken up by you now, and I'm already full of murderous aura. When the time comes, the palace will run into rivers of blood, who will be responsible? Hulu~"

After that, there was a slight snoring sound.

Princess Yunluo hugged the pillow he threw over, stomped her feet with a look of resentment.

She said to Xiao Nu: "Then let's sleep in the side room, anyway, there are so many vacant rooms in the palace."

"Ah? But..."

"Keep your voice down! Don't wake up Ye Tai."

Before Xiao Nu could finish speaking, she was interrupted by Princess Yunluo.

In the end, the master and servant were easily taken over by these two rogues, and slept in the side room next door for the whole night.

The next day, Mrs. Ye stretched her waist and got up, the fragrance from Princess Yunluo's embroidered pillow still lingered on her face.

"Hey, have you prepared breakfast for my uncle, or I will get angry when I get up..."

"I know, the blood is flowing like a river!"

Princess Yunluo's voice sounded. At this moment, she had already changed into men's clothes, and said: "I have prepared it for you a long time ago, look on the table, but it is agreed, take me to your master after dinner."

Cheng Shifei was drinking a bowl of bird's nest porridge, and said: "Brother, you are awake, come and eat quickly, this porridge is delicious."

"It's bird's nest! Country bumpkin." Xiao Nu complained.

61. Little Mermaid Pearl

"This porridge is too thick." Mrs. Ye belched.

"Brother, you think so too. This steamed bun is too bland, but the taste is barely strong." Cheng Shifei also put down his chopsticks and commented.

The little slave on the side rolled his eyes and said, "This is the crab roe steamed bun from the imperial kitchen! It's still too bland. Eating such a strong taste in the morning will kill you!"

Cheng Shifei patted his stomach and said, "We're full, brother, where shall we go next?"

Princess Yunluo interjected: "Hey, you said you wanted to take me to the master?"

Ye Tai said foolishly: "My master, the old man can't see the end of the dragon, so it's so easy to find, you can choose a few exercises from Cheng Shifei for the time being, I remember he has a sword on his buttocks, called Mietian The Jedi Killing Chain Thunderbolt 99 Heavenly Net Swordsmanship should be quite suitable for you."