Three Kingdoms lazy man

"Now that we have entered Huainan, Huainan is really vast and sparsely populated!" Bai Ren said to the people on the carriage without seeing a single trace of human habitation as he walked all the way.

"Husband, you are wrong. The people in Huainan all live by the river, and we have not yet reached the place where their population is concentrated. When you get there, you will know that there are still a lot of people in Huainan!" Zhen Mi looked at Bai Ren's unscrupulous expression. Pretentious, so he interrupted Bai Ren's words, and explained to Bai Ren in a serious manner.

"..." Bai Ren was speechless. Seeing Zhen Mi's tit-for-tat attitude, he touched the back of his head. Isn't it because you have been sleeping and ignoring you for the past few days, so you want to disturb me to pretend to be aggressive?

"Master, there is a village near the mountain in front!" Hao Zhao has always been in the north and has never been to the south. He has been looking around by the window, and suddenly found a village with its back against the mountain and adjacent to the village. The village of Xiaoxi, and then said in surprise.

Hearing what his apprentice said, Bai Ren didn't stick his head out of the window, and saw a village. The village didn't look very big. There were only a dozen or so houses, and there were several acres of paddy fields in front of these houses. .

"Finally found a foothold, let's rest there tonight!" Bai Ren spent two days in the carriage, feeling that his waist was useless, so he proposed to Zhen Mi and Hao Zhao in the carriage Said.

"Everything is up to your husband (Master)!" The two of them are also tired, and you replied happily to Bai Ren after spending several days on this carriage.

"You guys go over there, I'll go to the village ahead to rest for the night!" Bai Ren poked his head out and said to the people on the horses outside the carriage.

So Bai Ren's escaping troops ran towards the village close to him.

Although the village seemed very close, it took about a quarter of an hour to arrive at the village. Bai Ren came to the village and found that the gate of the village was tightly closed, and there was no sign of anyone walking in the village.

"Is anyone there? Is anyone there?" Zhou Cang shouted loudly into the village, trying to see if there was anyone in the village.

"Who are you?" Suddenly approaching their house, the door was secretly opened, and a middle-aged man with a plain face looked at them and asked cautiously.

"We are merchants from Xuzhou, and we want to spend the night here!" Bai Ren replied to the honest-looking middle-aged man with ample excuses.

"Hurry up and go, if you let those bandits know that you are here, you will die!" The somewhat honest man shook his head, and then slammed the door shut.

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Bai Ren finally understands why the doors of every household here are closed. It seems that there may be a mountain king on the mountain behind this village.

Zhen Mi looked at Bai Ren hesitantly, and then looked at the closed gate of this village, and said to Bai Ren cautiously: "I heard that there are bandits here, I'm afraid it's very dangerous, why don't we continue on our way!"

"I think so too!" Xu Sheng, who had always been restless, also jumped out, stood behind Zhen Mi, and nodded to Bai Ren.

"It's good that way, so as not to cause any trouble, let's go!" Bai Ren nodded after hearing what they said, after all, who would want to cause such a disaster.

Suddenly there were bursts of sound in the distance, which attracted everyone's attention. Bai Ren looked in the direction of the sound, and saw bursts of sound in the vast mountain forest. Listen carefully, the sound is the sound of horseshoes .

"No, this must be the voice of a bandit!" Zhou Cang immediately understood when he heard such a voice. After all, he had been a bandit before, so he was very familiar with such a voice.

"Are you so unlucky? We just arrived at this village, and this bandit came here. It's never a good thing to follow you!" Xu Sheng looked at Bai Ren who was in a daze beside him with a displeased face, and said in his mouth.

"What are you talking about, hurry up and leave!" Bai Ren looked at the sound, and it was still a little far away. As the saying goes, the current situation is not good for him, so it is better to walk.

"Your Majesty, look, there are people near that village!" In the depths of the forest, a sharp-eyed little Luo Luo saw Bai Ren and others outside the village in the distance, facing a bearded man with a big halberd beside him. Said.

"It's been a long time since I've harvested anything! The guys in these villages always close the door, and we have to spend time and effort to get something. I didn't expect that fat sheep came today and just slaughtered them!" The bearded man Hearing what the subordinates beside him said, his face brightened, and then he raised the weapon in his hand and said to the little Luoluo behind him.

"No, king, they seem to be running away." The sharp-eyed little Lala spotted Bai Ren and the others who were about to run away again, and said to the boss next to him in a very hasty manner.

Hearing what he said, the bearded man suddenly looked a little angry, and anxiously shouted to the subordinates behind him: "Brothers, this fat sheep won't let him run away. I will take my brother on horseback to chase them. Let the rest of the brothers plunder the village!"

So the bandit soldiers divided into two groups, more than 20 subordinates on horseback followed the mountain king and chased Bai Ren who was fleeing, and the remaining eighty or ninety subordinates who were not riding horses rushed towards the village.

"My lord, they seem to be chasing us, what should we do?" Liao Hua watched a group of bandits on horseback charging towards them from a distance, and hurriedly ran to the window of the carriage and said to Bai Ren.

"Can you see how many people they have now?" Bai Ren looked a little nervous, thought for a while, calmed down and asked Liao Hua.

"I think there are only about twenty of them!" Liao Hua turned his head to look at the bandits who were chasing after him, checked carefully, and estimated the number of bandits who were chasing after him.

"There are only twenty, what are you afraid of him doing!" Hearing Liao Hua's words, Bai Ren's nervousness disappeared immediately. When Cao Bao sent people to chase him down, there were almost so many people. Now it seems that there are only so few people on the opposite side. , what are you afraid of?

"What does the young master mean?" Liao Hua asked Bai Ren with a hesitant expression when he heard what Bai Ren said in the carriage.

"Of course we took up arms and fought them! The Xuzhou army was beaten away by us in the same way. Now they are chasing only a few people. What are we afraid of!" Bai Ren said to Liao Hua excitedly.

After hearing Bai Ren's words, everyone stopped running and stopped the carriage.

Not long after, the more than 20 bandits on horseback came to their carriage and surrounded them.

"Since I'm not running away, it seems that I know that I can't escape from the palm of my king. If you hand over your money obediently, maybe my king will spare your life!" The bearded mountain king looked very majestic, Holding a halberd, he shouted at Bai Ren and the others in the carriage, with a haughty smile on his face.

Bai Ren got down from the carriage, clenched the sword at his waist, and carefully sized up the bearded man.

Wu Hao, aged 36, has a force value of 81 (strength 85, speed 80, skill 78.), command value 71 (cavalry 70, infantry 71, sailor 71.), intelligence value 39 (strategy 52, politics 30, overall situation 31. ) Personality: Insidious and cunning, doing all kinds of evil.

Bai Ren looked at the King of the Mountain coldly, analyzed his ability, and found that his ability was not bad, and his force value had reached a quasi-second-rate strength, but so what?After training for so long, his force value has reached 93, and he has undergone Lu Bu's actual combat training, and now he has a lot of actual combat experience, so he is still confident in dealing with such people.

"Boy, seeing your gorgeous clothes, you must be the son of a famous noble family! Hand over the money obediently, maybe I can spare your life!" Wu Hao, the king of the mountain, looked at Bai Ren dressed like a son of a family. , he pretended to be ferocious and yelled at the white man, pointing the big halberd in his hand at Bai Ren.

Bai Ren watched the other party pointing at him with a weapon and smiled coldly, suddenly felt an electric current pass through his mind, and a set of data appeared in front of his eyes.

Overlord's Halberd: According to legend, it was the weapon of the Overlord of Chu. It was lost in the world after the Battle of Wujiang. The Overlord's Halberd was stained with countless blood.

Bai Ren was slightly distracted. He didn't expect that this super brain chip could not only analyze the characters' personalities, but also analyze the source of weapons.

But Bai Ren has shown a sneer now, not only does she want to defeat the mountain king in front of her, but she also wants to seize his weapon. Since she learned the halberd technique, she has never had a weapon in her hand. Now that it is delivered to her door, she doesn't want it for nothing. ah!

"Boy, what are you laughing at? Did you get scared out of your wits!" Wu Hao looked at Bai Ren who was giggling stupidly, and yelled at Bai Ren in confusion.

"Where did you get this halberd from! It looks like a magic weapon. Otherwise, if you give me this weapon, then I will be more merciful!" Bai Ren looked at the unreasonable appearance of the mountain king, and said with a sneer. The King of the Mountain said threateningly.

"Where did you come from, silly boy, you really don't know how to praise, forget it, brothers kill them, don't talk to him anymore!" Shan Dawang, Bairen said, with an unknown anger burning in his heart, biting Grinning his own teeth, he looked at Bai Ren opposite him with a sullen expression, and said coldly to his subordinates.

"Meng San, you protect the people in the carriage, and the others deal with those little fellows. Leave the mountain king to me!" Seeing the angry look of the mountain king, Bai Ren smiled coldly and ordered his subordinates to do their duties. , So holding the sword in his hand, he rushed towards the king of the mountain.

After listening to Bai Ren's words, Liao Hua and the others took their weapons and went to fight the little minions. They were very relieved of Bai Ren. After all, the martial arts that Bai Ren showed along the way were no longer comparable to them.

"I really don't know how to live or die, and even ran over to compete with me!" The king of the mountain rode a horse and looked at the white man who came down from the carriage and ran towards him, and smiled coldly. He was already very dominant on a horse, but You are still holding a treasured sword, but I am holding a halberd. Since ancient times, when long weapons are often used against short weapons, short weapons are very disadvantageous. Is this kid really scared out of his wits?

"Who says I don't know how to live or die, I'll let you taste my power!" Bai Ren ran over very fast, and as soon as the King of the Mountain didn't pay attention, Bai Ren ran in front of him. Instead of chopping at the King of the Mountain, he slashed at the horse under the King of the Mountain, cutting off the horse's leg in one fell swoop.

As the saying goes, when you capture a thief, you capture the king first, and when you shoot a man, you shoot a horse first!To deal with these thieves, you must kill their king first, and to kill this king first, you must kill the horses under his crotch. Bai Ren still understands this principle, plus Lu Bu taught him the method , Bai Ren cut off the leg of Shan Dawang's war horse in a very despicable and shameless manner.

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It never occurred to him, the Bandit King never imagined, that Bai Ren didn't rush forward because his brain was burnt out, but Bai Ren already had a conspiracy.

The BMW under the bandit king's crotch let out a tragic neighing sound, and finally fell to the ground in unbearable pain. The bandit king sitting on the horse could not control the BMW that fell to the ground because of the pain, and he was also killed. The horse fell heavily to the ground.

"You kid is too despicable and shameless!" When the bandit king was about to fall off his horse immediately, he uttered such a sentence to Bai Ren.

Bai Ren sneered, and looked at the bandit king who fell to the ground with his man and horse, without any hesitation, he rushed over immediately, and put the sword on the bandit king's neck.

"You..." The Bandit King felt the coldness on his neck, and looked at Bai Ren who appeared in front of him with a pale face. Now in the eyes of the Bandit King, Bai Ren is no longer that fresh and delicious lamb. It's a wolf in sheep's clothing.

"What are you doing..." The Bandit King cautiously said to Bai Ren, trembling from his body.