Three Kingdoms lazy man

"How do you want me to swear, you say, I will do it!" Zang Ba was speechless when he heard what the white man said. He originally wanted to agree to Bai Ren's condition, and then he would regret it later. By making such a request again, Zang Ba has gained a new understanding of Bai Ren's shamelessness.

"Just swear to God, if you violate this condition in the future, you will not be able to marry a wife when you have a son, and you will not be able to marry a daughter!" Bai Ren said with a very calm expression as he watched Zang Ba lying powerlessly on the ground.

After Mi Zhu heard this, his complexion twitched and he looked at the smiling Bai Ren and coughed, and said to Bai Ren: "This, isn't it too vicious?"

"It's not poisonous. It's the so-called fighting poison with poison. Only by letting him make such an oath can he fulfill my condition sincerely!" Bai Ren chuckled and said to Mi Zhu with a calm smile.

"I swear that I will definitely complete one thing in the future. If I make a vow that violates the oath, I will have no wife, and I will not be able to marry a daughter!" Zang Ba looked at the smiling Bai Ren without tears, In his eyes, now Bai Ren is like a demon, and finally finished his oath through gritted teeth.

"Yes, yes, Meng San, come in and release Zang Ba!" Bai Ren watched Zang Ba make his oath, nodded with a smile, and then shouted to Meng San outside.

Meng San was outside the carriage all the time, when he heard Bai Ren's words, he immediately went inside the carriage and untied Zang Ba's rope.

Without the restraint of the rope, Zang Ba suddenly rushed towards Bai Ren like a tiger coming out of the cage.

Bai Ren knew that Zang Ba would not leave so easily, and he had already prepared himself. When Zang Ba rushed over, Bai Ren punched Zang Ba's handsome face with his prepared fist.

"It hurts so much, my handsome face!" Zang Ba had been hungry for a day, and he didn't have much strength. How could he be Bai Ren's opponent, who had been recharging his energy all day, and finally threw Zang Ba who rushed over directly. On the ground, he punched Zang Ba heavily in the face a few more times, making Zang Ba scream.

"Are you convinced, are you convinced, do you deserve a beating? Do you deserve a beating?" Bai Ren looked at Zang Ba who was squatting under him and screaming, looking at him with a very evil expression, and then spoke fiercely. asked.

The people around were completely stunned, they didn't expect Zang Ba to be bullied by Bai Ren again.

"I'm done, I'm done, don't beat me!" Zang Ba couldn't take it anymore, he begged Bai Ren for mercy, he was about to cry, he could swear that he had never been humiliated like this before.

"Forget it, who made me a good person!" Bai Ren stood up from Zang Ba brazenly, looked at Zang Ba who was lying on the ground and said shamelessly.

Zang Ba, who was lying on the ground, listened to Bai Ren's words, and got up a little dumbfounded. It didn't matter if he got up, he shocked everyone together!

I saw Zang Ba's originally handsome, arrogant face, his eyes were swollen into pig's heads, and there were two circles of black marks next to his eyes. It was a panda that was alive and well, even if Zang Ba's own mother and father came over, they would not be able to recognize it. This guy is Zang Ba!

"Hey, what a poor kid, it's all my fault for being too harsh, I will definitely pay attention next time!" Bai Ren patted Zang Ba on the shoulder, and said comfortingly to Zang Ba who had been depressed this year.

"Then can I go now?" Zang Ba looked at Bai Ren beside him in panic, and asked with a very terrified expression.

"Of course, of course!" Bai Ren said calmly. To be honest, he was still very sorry for Zang Ba, so he hurriedly said to Zang Ba.

Beside a desolate post road, the Mi family caravan stopped and got off a fat man. This is not a fat man, but his face is swollen to pretend to be fat.

Slowly, the caravan continued to drive south, leaving the fat guy with a swollen face standing on the post road. Seeing that the caravan had gone far, the fat man shouted to the sky: "God, I finally came back to life, and in my lifetime, I will tear that guy into pieces!"

Bai Ren was sitting in the carriage, chatting with the little loli, and suddenly, for some unknown reason, his nose itched a little, and he couldn't bear it anymore, so he sneezed directly on Hao Zhao who was opposite.

"Master, you!" Hao Zhao looked at Bai Ren who was sneezing on him with a confused face, and said looking at Bai Ren with a bit of displeasure.

"Hao Zhao, now Master will tell you the basics of Guigumen!" Bai Ren looked at the apprentice opposite him embarrassedly, and then pretended to be serious and said to him.

Hao Zhao thought that the master was going to tell some great truth again, so he immediately wiped his face clean, and sat upright looking at Bai Ren opposite him.

Sitting around Mi Zhu and Zhen Mi also looked curiously, Bai Ren who was about to speak didn't know what he was going to say.

"The master told you a very simple common sense, when you sneeze, someone must be talking bad about you behind your back!" Bai Ren looked at Hao Zhao and said nonsense in a serious manner.

Everyone present was stunned. They looked at Bai Ren in astonishment, and they didn't know how to answer. At first, everyone thought that Bai Ren would tell a very profound truth, but they didn't expect Bai Ren to say something like this The truth directly subverts the three views of the people.

The corner of Hao Zhao's mouth twitched as he looked at his master, but in his heart he scolded Bai Ren as bloody.

"Ache..." Just as everyone turned their heads to the side in boredom, Bai Ren sneezed again, hitting Hao Zhao's face directly.

"You must have scolded me, otherwise how could this happen?" Bai Renren began to argue shamelessly.

"..." Zhen Mi was embarrassed.

"..." Mi Zhu was embarrassed.

"..." Hao Zhao's face was full of embarrassment and drooling.

The car drove for about half an hour, and finally arrived at Xiapi City. As the richest family in Xuzhou, the Mi family can go anywhere in Xuzhou.

The little brother at the gate saw that the Mi family caravan had returned, and immediately opened the city gate. Mi Zhu didn't even have any writing on his sleeve, so he took it out and entered Xiapi smoothly.

"Zifu, why don't you live in my mansion for a while, and Zifu will move there after I choose a mansion for Zifu!" Mi Zhu followed the caravan to the door of the Mi family's mansion, and then turned to Bai Ren said.

Bai Ren was looking at Mi Zhu's mansion, and found that Mi's mansion was comparable to Zhen's mansion, which was at least as big as two Cao Cao's mansions. Suddenly Bai Ren heard Mi Zhu's words, touched his head and responded modestly. Looking at Mi Zhu, he said, "No need! No need!"

"How can this be? You are my friend. You don't have a house to live in now. It's normal for me to give you a house!" Mi Zhu is worthy of being the richest local tyrant in Xuzhou. When he said he would give away a house, he would give it away without any ambiguity.

"Then I'd like to thank you, Brother Zizhong!" Bai Ren's heart felt refreshed, it's really cool to make friends with a local tycoon!Seeing that Mi Zhu didn't seem to be lying, he said to Mi Zhu with a smile.

"Brother, you're back!" Suddenly, I saw a young man coming out of the gate of Bi Mi's house. He looked a little chubby. I looked at his appearance carefully and found that he looked a bit like Mi Zhu. Could it be that this person just cheated Guan Yu and cheated him? Big Brother's Mi Fang?

Mi Fang, age 22, force value 73 (strength 75, speed 70, skill 73.), command value 78 (infantry 80, cavalry 75, sailor 75.), intelligence value 40 (strategy 38. politics 56, overall situation 32.) .Personality: Timid and cowardly, greedy for money and lustful.

This guy turned out to be Mi Fang, Mi Zhu's younger brother. Looking at his ability and personality, such a person can be used, but he can't be of great use, especially when it comes to matters of life and death for the entire army. , if one is not careful, it may lead to the failure of the entire army.

"Let me introduce to you, this is my younger brother Mi Fang, Mi Zifang!" Mi Zhu introduced to everyone calmly.

"I'm Mi Fang, I've seen everyone!" Mi Fang looked at her elder brother and said this. It seemed that these people were all guests, and she quickly saluted everyone.

"Meet the second young master!" Mi Fang was the second child in Mi's family, and everyone hurriedly saluted Mi Fang.

"Brother, is there a guest here?" Suddenly an oriole-like voice sounded behind Mi Fang, and Bai Ren felt a little familiar when he heard it.

Chapter 90 Bai Ren's Heartache (Please collect!! Please recommend!!)

Whose voice is this so familiar?Bai Ren's heart suddenly seemed to be stirred up. His originally calm heart began to tremble, because the voice seemed to be heard before, familiar, and strange, which made people feel distressed.

"Brother, brother!" There was another girl coming out from behind Mi Fang. The girl looked very lively, she came to Mi Zhu's side, looked at Bai Ren and the others, and softly shouted at Mi Zhu.

"Xiao... little girl!" Bai Ren looked at the woman's face, everything was a memory in his dream, he was slightly absent-minded, and suddenly realized that she was not her, so he quickly changed his words.

"Young master, have we met?" The woman next to Mi Zhu looked at these guests curiously, and suddenly found Bai Ren who was slightly absent-minded in the crowd, walked to Bai Ren's side with small steps, and winked at her. eyes, asked curiously.

Bai Ren suddenly felt a little pain in his heart, looked at the face that haunted him, shook his head, held back his sadness and said to the woman: "I have never seen a girl before!"

"Then why are you looking at me like this?" The woman looked at Bai Ren's yearning eyes with a puzzled expression, and asked a little weirdly in her heart.

"Zhen'er, don't be rude!" Mi Zhu stopped the woman, looked at Bai Ren and said with some embarrassment: "This is my sister, Xiao Zizhen, Mi Zhen!"

Bai Ren resisted the discomfort in his heart, and used the Ultrain chip to analyze Mi Zhu in front of him.

Mi Zhen, age 15, force value 30 (strength 32, speed 30, skill 28.), command value 34 (cavalry 34, infantry 34, sailor 33.), intelligence value 63 (strategy 56, politics 60, overall situation 70. ).Personality: Strong and unstoppable, staunch and tenacious.

Sure enough, it was Liu Bei's Mrs. Mi in history. There were four of Liu Bei's most famous wives in history. One was Mrs. Gan who became the empress of Shu Han Liu Chan.One is Mi Zhu and Mi Fang's younger sister, Mrs. Mi married by Liu Bei in order to gain the support of the Mi family.The other is the little princess of Jiangdong, Sun Quan's younger sister, Mrs. Sun married by Liu Bei in order to unite Soochow.The last one is Wu Yi's younger sister. Liu Bei entered Xichuan, in order to appease Mrs. Wu married by the Xichuan gentry. Of course, Mrs. Wu also gave birth to two other sons for Liu Bei, Liu Yong and Liu Li.

Bai Ren looked at Mi Zhen with some relief. This girl is only 15 years old. After 12 years on Changbanpo, she will only be 27 years old. After ending his life in a dry well, Bai Ren suddenly became a little dazed.

"I'm afraid everyone is already tired, especially General Guan Yu. You might as well rest in my mansion for a night!" Seeing everyone's exhausted looks, Mi Zhu hurriedly asked his servants to arrange the rooms. The Mi family is so big, the guest room must not be too big. Less.