Three Kingdoms lazy man

At this time, Liu Bei saw Zhang Ren, who was waving a sword and dancing, approaching more and more like himself, and his complexion suddenly became a little heavy.

"It's too monotonous for one person to dance sword now! Why don't I dance sword for fun too." Standing beside Liu Bei at this time, Wei Yan looked at Zhang Ren, who was dancing sword in the banquet, as if he had malicious intentions. So he pulled out the sword in his hand and said to Zhang Ren in front of him.

Liu Zhang was already a little dizzy from drinking at this time, seeing another person willing to dance the sword, he said with a little excitement: "Alright, if this person dances the sword here alone, I'm afraid it's not very good, why don't you dance with each other?" , isn’t it beautiful.”

Wei Yan waved the sword in his hand at this time, and swept towards Zhang Ren who was opposite him.Zhang Zhen looked at Wei Yan on the opposite side, gritted his teeth, and then waved his sword towards Wei Yan.

The two of them came and went like this, looking at each other with a little cold eyes, and then there was a hint of sternness in their eyes.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Liu Bei immediately pretended to be a little dizzy, and said calmly to Liu Zhang who was sitting on the main seat: "Now I'm too drunk, why don't I retire temporarily."

After hearing Liu Bei's words, Liu Zhang said calmly to Liu Bei, "Brother Zong is probably exhausted from the long journey. If so, Brother Zong can go back and rest on his own."

"Then I will take my leave first." Liu Bei looked at Liu Zhang in front of him, and Zhang Ren who had stopped dancing with his sword in his hand, and then walked slowly towards his barracks with Huang Zhong and Wei Yan, who were both profound.

Seeing Liu Bei like this, Zhang Ren sighed helplessly, unexpectedly letting Liu Bei run away.

"Now, you are being rude!" Liu Zhang stood up slowly from his seat at this time, looked at Zhang Ren who looked a little unhappy, and said to Zhang Ren in a hoarse tone.

"Zhou Mu, I just feel that Liu Xuande has bad intentions and should be eliminated." Zhang Ren replied to Liu Zhang with a serious expression after hearing what Liu Zhang said in front of him.

Liu Zhang cut his own beard, then thought for a while, and said in a heavy tone: "Tomorrow, I will test him first and ask him to mobilize troops to go to Jiameng Pass to resist Zhang Lu. If he can obey me obediently, It's best, if he doesn't obey, then take the opportunity to get rid of him."

"Zhou Mu is wise!" Zhang Ren listened to Liu Zhang's words, looked at Liu Zhang's sober face, and said to Liu Zhang in a respectful tone.

The next day, Liu Zhang sent someone to invite Liu Bei to come to discuss the matter. Looking at Liu Bei with a slight smile, Liu Zhang said to Liu Bei with a calm expression: "Now Zhang Lu in the north will not stop, please go to Jiameng Pass to resist. Zhang Lu, I don't know what Brother Zong's intention is?"

"The matter is so urgent. If this is the case, I will take my soldiers and horses and go to Jiameng Pass to resist Zhang Lu!" Liu Bei replied calmly to Liu Zhang after hearing Liu Zhang's words, and then a trace of Smile.

After Liu Zhang heard this, he stroked his beard silently, and the vigilance towards Liu Bei in his eyes became much less.

Chapter 8 Throwing Stones Against Ships

In the end, without any hesitation, Liu Bei led his soldiers slowly towards Jiameng Pass in the north.

Seeing Liu Bei, Fazheng agreed to Liu Zhang so easily and went to the north, and suddenly his face became a little heavy, and he came to see Liu Bei off.

"Mr. Xuande, are you really going to the north?" At this time, Fazheng looked at Liu Bei in front of him with a serious expression, and asked Liu Bei in a hoarse tone.

Liu Bei looked at Fazheng in front of him, and said to Fazheng in a hoarse tone, "Going to Jiameng Pass now may not be a good thing! Don't worry too much about Xiaozhi, wait for my news when the time comes."

Seeing Liu Bei like this, Fazheng sighed helplessly, and could only silently watch Liu Bei leave the place with the guards behind him.

Liu Bei took his men and horses to Jiameng Pass. Here, when he treated the people with strict aid to the military and both grace and power, the people all attached themselves to Liu Bei.

This matter reached Liu Zhang's ears. In order to prevent Liu Bei from doing anything that would embarrass Liu Zhang too much, he ordered his generals Yang Huai and Gao Pei to be stationed in Baishui to guard against Liu Bei.

On the east side of the Yangtze River, it was already winter time, white mist rose on the river surface, Bai Ren led the soldiers under him, looked at the Yangtze River with a smile on his face, a smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he got According to the news, Sun Quan will definitely return with his army today.

"Hehe, if Sun Quan comes here at that time, I will definitely give him a surprise." At this time, a smug sneer appeared on the corner of Bai Ren's mouth, and then he looked behind him, only to see the place where Bai Ren was. On the high ground, there are several huge monsters.

This thing is not an ordinary thing, but Bai Ren specially prepared a surprise for Sun Quan. This thing is a sharp weapon for siege. It is the thunderbolt chariot invented by Liu Ye, which is an upgraded version of the catapult. This catapult is not only powerful , and the range is very far.

Of course, what Bai Ren is planning now is not to prepare to attack the city, but to use this thing to attack Sun Quan's ships from afar. This thing can not only be used to attack the city, but sometimes it can also be used as a cannon. This thing is equivalent to the cold weapon period. cannon.

"Junhou, is this really alright?" Zhang He looked at his general with a sneer on his face, and asked the general with a somewhat terrified expression as he looked at the behemoths behind him.

"What's so bad about this? It's called flexible learning. Will you be able to deal with the enemy like this in the future?" Bai Ren touched his chin at this moment. He had just cut off his beard and felt that his chin was quite smooth. , still a few years younger, Bai Ren said triumphantly, seeing Zhang Yun's surprised face.

"Junhou, your idea is really amazing. Now I still think it's good to learn more from Junhou." Zhang Yun looked at Bai Ren's year with a sneer, and suddenly felt a little numb in his back. The Jiangdong Army who came from afar expressed sympathy.

"Wen Yuan, are you ready?" Bai Ren looked at the side with a calm expression at this time, and Zhang He, who had a dull gaze, said to Zhang He with a doubtful tone.

"I think he should be ready, but he only has such a small force, is it really possible?" Zhang Yun replied to Bai Ren with a heavy tone after listening to Bai Ren's words, and then looked at Bai Ren with some doubts and asked. .

"I believe he should be able to do it. After all, he has learned a lot from following me for so long, and he would not be able to win with only such a small force. Sun Quan's words really let me down." Bai Ren stroked his chin, Said with a somewhat smug tone.

At this time, in the distance, Sun Quan was standing on the deck of the ship, and suddenly sneezed and rubbed his nose. Sun Quan looked into the distance with some doubts, and suddenly he felt something bad.

"Marquis Wu, now we can reach the riverside and stop in half an hour." At this time, Zhou Tai who was beside him slowly came to Sun Quan's side, and said to Sun Quan in a somewhat calm tone.

"There is still half an hour, when the time comes to fight against Bai Zifu again, this time we must defeat it, and let him know how powerful our Jiangdong army is." Sun Quan's face suddenly revealed when he heard the news. He sneered, and then there was a trace of fighting intent in his green eyes, and he said to Zhou Tai in a hoarse tone.

Zhou Tai looked at Sun Quan's high-spirited look in front of him, so he nodded heavily with that dignified face, and then said to Sun Quan in a hoarse tone: "We will win!"

As time went by, Sun Quan waited for his fleet, and slowly approached the river, and slowly appeared in the thick fog on the river, and Sun Quan's ships could be vaguely seen.

Looking at the shadow of the fleet in front of him, Bai Ren suddenly smiled, and then shouted in a hoarse tone: "Brothers, take out my Italian cannon."

"What? Junhou, what are you talking about?" When the soldiers around heard what Bai Ren said, they immediately looked at Bai Ren with some doubts on their faces, and said to Bai Ren in a hoarse tone.At this time, Zhang He also looked at Bai Ren with a look of surprise, not knowing what he was up to.

"I want you to bomb these ships for me with catapults." When Bai Ren came back to his senses, he realized that he was a little lost. He quickly said to the soldiers beside him that he had been watching some TV dramas in the dream space recently, so he There are always words that are spoken that are somewhat different from these times.

The soldiers beside him listened to Bai Ren's order and prepared the catapult beside them to aim at the Jiangdong fleet in the distance.

"Why do I seem to hear a voice that you hate?" Sun Quan was standing on the deck of the ship at this time, looking at the thick fog drifting from the river, he seemed to have heard a voice that made him hate, yes, it seemed to be that Damn Bai Ren's voice.

"Shoot!" Bai Ren saw that the Thunderbolt car behind him was completely ready, a smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he pointed at the fleet in the thick fog in the distance, shouting in a hoarse voice.

"Boom!" The catapult shot towards the distant ship from a distance, making a violent sound.

"Wait! What's the sound!" Sun Quan stood on the deck of the ship, looking at something flying towards him in the distance. He seemed to see a round thing, which seemed to be hitting his own ship.

"Boom!" With a loud noise, Sun Quan suddenly found a big hole in the deck of the ship not far away from him, and a huge stone was embedded in the big hole.

"Boom!" Following another loud noise, Sun Quan looked from afar and found that another ship beside him was directly sunk by the bombardment.

"No, Bai Zifu, you bastard, you actually used a catapult to tease me." At this moment, Sun Quan suddenly looked at the place where the stone flew over, and from a distance, he saw that there seemed to be some figures on the high ground above the river. , and there was a huge catapult beside this figure, at this time Sun Quan finally understood what was going on, and suddenly his face became a little panicked, and he shouted angrily to the distant river.

"Junhou, it seems that someone on the river in the distance is scolding you." Zhang He said calmly to Bai Ren beside him with a smile on his lips.

"Isn't this the voice of Sun Quan? It looks like Sun Quan hasn't been crushed to death yet. Brothers continue to shoot me and crush Sun Quan to death." Bai Ren heard what Zhang He said at this time, and the corner of his mouth suddenly showed. With a slight smile, he looked at the chaotic fleet on the river in the distance, and shouted to the distance with a somewhat high tone.

"Smash you bastard, you bastard!" Sun Quan on the deck in the distance seemed to have heard Bai Renna's haughty voice on the river, his face was distorted with anger, and he spoke hoarsely at the distant river. shouted.

"Boom!" Following bursts of sound, the catapult beside Bai Ren frantically threw stones at the Jiangdong army in the distance. Immediately, countless ships of the Jiangdong fleet were smashed by the boulders, and finally sank in the Yangtze River .

"Marquis Wu, it's still too dangerous here, let's go ashore in another place!" Zhou Tai, who was at the side, looked at Sun Quan's angry face, and said to Sun Quan in a heavy tone.

Sun Quan nodded helplessly after hearing this, and shouted hoarsely at Bai Ren on the opposite river bank: "Bai Zifu, you bastard, I will kill you one day!"

Chapter 8 Waiting for Slack

At this time, Sun Quan looked at the shadows of the group of people on the river with a bit of resentment, and said in a tone of dissatisfaction that in the end he had no choice but to order his team to change the route and go ashore at another place.

"Junhou, look quickly, the fleet on the opposite side seems to have changed direction and left here." Zhang Yun noticed the change of direction of the Jiangdong Navy at this time, and suddenly said to Bai Ren in a heavy tone.

"It's normal for him to change his course. If he doesn't change his course, then Sun Quan must be out of his mind." Bai Ren stroked his chin, and said calmly to Zhang He who was beside him.