Three Kingdoms lazy man

This time when he came to the dream space, Lu Bu didn't play computer anymore, but sat on the sofa, listening to music, and reading novels. After looking carefully, he found that Lu Bu was reading the novel "The Lazy Man of the Three Kingdoms".

"What kind of book is this?" Bai Ren had never heard of this book, so he curiously asked Lu Bu who was reading it.

Don't you see, it turned out that Bai Ren came to the dream space, waved the book in his hand and said to the white man: "A new novel, this novel is beautiful and true, and I heard that the author Wugou who wrote this book My son, he is also handsome, and the book is well written, especially popular with girls!"

Five dogs?It's the guy who I met in Ye City earlier who was a trickster, who obviously could rely on his face to make a living, but wanted to be a soldier. Did that guy cross over?Bai Ren touched the back of his head suspiciously.

"What are you here for? Tell me something, and read the novel. This novel is so good!" Lu Bu looked at Bai Ren with dissatisfaction, and said to Bai Ren in a displeased tone.

"Well, I met Zang Ba. He defeated Guan Yu and is now holding a knife on Guan Yu's neck. Is there any way to persuade him to put down the knife and let us go?" Bai Ren finally said this time. The purpose and Lu Bu said.

"Zang Xuangao!? Have you reached Mount Tai?" Lu Bu looked at Bai Ren curiously, put down the book in his hand, and asked him.

Bai Ren nodded vigorously at Lu Bu, indicating that he was right.

"Zang Xuangao, this guy used to be a colleague with me, but he turned to Cao Cao later!" Lu Bu recalled somewhat wistfully, he was a guy he would never forget. Use indiscriminate tactics and tricks to defeat the opponent's nasty guy.

"Stop thinking about it, you are already like this, what's the use of thinking about it, hurry up and talk about how to solve him." Bai Ren looked at Lu Bu feeling a little sad, cold sweat began to break out on his head, and his face was a bit pale He anxiously asked Lu Bu, this time he came to the dream space at the risk of being stabbed to death by others, if Zang Ba found out that he was asleep, who knew what he would do.

"Zang Ba, it's time for you to teach Zang Ba a lesson!" Lu Bu came back to his senses, looked at the anxious Bai Ren on the opposite side, thought for a while, and said to Bai Ren with a wicked smile.

"Then tell him quickly, if you don't tell me how I can teach him a lesson!" Bai Ren asked Lu Bu anxiously, his face ecstatic when he heard that Lu Bu had a way to teach Zang Ba a lesson.

"That guy has always been arrogant. After his first big battle that time, this guy advertised everywhere that he had defeated me. He is such an arrogant guy. Apart from Guan Yu, I was the first to see him like this. You can do this..." Lu Bu wanted to laugh when he thought of Zang Ba, and after thinking for a while, he finally thought of a way to cheat Zang Ba, so he said quietly to Bai Ren.

"Is this okay? I can't beat him!" Bai Ren said after hearing Lu Bu's words, looking at Lu Bu with a somewhat embarrassed expression.

"His fate is there, you just need to do this...then this...then do this again...he is no match for you!" Lu Bu said arrogantly, as if what he said was true.

"How do you know so clearly?" Bai Ren looked at Lu Bu suspiciously, and asked in disbelief after hearing the method Lu Bu said.

Lu Bu looked at Bai Ren in front of him, smiled, and then said to Bai Ren in a very relaxed tone: "This guy's sword skills are simply inferior to sword skills. I fought against him before, although his force is worse than mine. It's far away, but he can rely on this, which is like swordsmanship but also inferior to swordsmanship, to entangle himself for hundreds of rounds. If it weren't for his physical strength later, he could persist for a long time. He shoots frequently, although he is not as powerful as a tiger. Claws, but they are like a tortoise’s shell, and their defensive power is awesome! After so many years of calculation and thinking, I finally thought of a way to break his sword technique, and now I have passed on all of this method to you, you Don't thank me!"

"Hehe! Hehe!" Bai Ren looked at Lu Bu's arrogant look with a full face, and touched his face, forgetting to ignore this guy, but hurry up and get up, it's about that guy.

So Bai Ren disappeared into the dream space, and Lu Bu picked up the novel next to him and began to read it. After reading for a while, Lu Bu threw the book aside in dissatisfaction, and muttered to himself in a somewhat displeased tone: " This Wu Gouzi is really pitiful, he suddenly broke after writing chapter 67, I want to give him a bad review, bad review!"

"Boss, boss, this guy seems to be asleep!" The younger brother at the side sized him up carefully. Bai Ren, who was standing still with his eyes closed, suddenly noticed Bai Ren's even and gentle snoring sound, so his face turned pale. Said to Zang Ba in surprise.

After hearing what the little brother said, everyone immediately focused their eyes on Bai Ren. The people in the carriage looked at Bai Ren who was standing there motionless, and sighed that Bai Ren could really sleep. In such a critical moment, how could he still sleep? To be able to sleep is indeed a talent.

As for Guan Yu's flushed face, he looked at the motionless Bai Ren speechlessly, and sighed, this Bai Ren is really unreliable, if he is reliable, even a sow can climb a tree.

"He dares to ignore me like this. I am the king of this mountain. He actually looks down on me like this. Brothers, kill him, chop him into pieces and feed them to the dogs." Asleep, I suddenly felt my mouth twitching, and said harshly to the younger brothers around me with an ugly face.

"Who dares to hurt my son!" Liao Hua and Zhou Cangmengsan immediately stood up with weapons, glared at Zang Ba, and yelled at Zang Ba frighteningly.

Chapter 69 Taunting Zang Ba (Please collect!! Please recommend!!)

"My lord, look quickly, that guy opened his eyes again, he doesn't seem to be asleep!" Hearing that Zang Ba next to him was so angry, the soldier patted Zang Ba's chest, signaling to let Zhang go, don't be angry , suddenly looked down at Bai Ren again, only to find that Bai Ren suddenly opened his eyes, so he looked at Bai Ren strangely, and reminded Zang Ba beside him.

"Who cares about him? He dared to underestimate me so much. I must make him suffer a lot today! Come on, kill him, brothers!" Now Zang Ba wholeheartedly wants to kill Bai Ren, so his face is angry Said.

Seeing the bandit boy rushing towards him, Bai Ren suddenly turned pale with fright. What's going on, shouldn't Zang Ba do it?My target is Zang Ba, not these younger brothers.

"Wait a minute, wait a moment, we are all civilized people, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, stop!" Bai Ren looked at the younger brothers rushing over with a somewhat ugly face, he was not their opponent, just like the so-called tiger stand But the pack of wolves, besides, I am not a tiger, but they are wolves, so I will definitely be killed by them!

"Still waiting! Who is talking to you so much!" Zang Ba's face is still so fierce, he has become the king of the mountain with so many people, and he knows a very simple and popular truth: the general villain is because he talks too much , so in the end the protagonist was allowed to run away, or was killed, so he will definitely not be like those stupid villains, he will be a rational villain.

So dozens of younger brothers rushed towards Bai Ren who lived in Mengbi, trying to kill Bai Ren to make the boss happy.

Just as they were about to rush in front of Bai Ren and stab Bai Ren, a few strong men suddenly came down and took a closer look. It turned out that they were Bai Ren's guards, Liao Hua, Zhou Cang and Meng San.

Although the three of them were not peerless generals, they could all be considered second-rate in terms of strength. For such four-five-six-rate soldiers, it was simply too simple. One person could stop more than a dozen soldiers, and they would all be defeated in one fell swoop. Protecting Bai Ren's surroundings, he killed a few soldiers who came forward to kill Bai Ren.

Seeing the safety around him, Bai Ren sighed inwardly. Sure enough, it would be better to accept the younger brother. Thinking back then, Song Jiang was arrested by others. Because of his great reputation, all the heroes in Liangshan directly took Song Jiang from the law. It was intercepted on the field, it seems that I will work harder in the future!

Zang Ba looked at the guard next to Bai Ren with a look of surprise. After thinking for a while, he suddenly realized that he greedily looked at Bai Ren on the opposite side. There were several guards with such strength. The status or status of the characters is not low.

If Bai Ren listened to Zang Ba's thoughts, he would definitely tell Zang Ba that you were thinking too much. What you depend on is not your family background, not money, nor your own status, but your unique personality charm. , Let so many heroes come to you, you don't know the feeling at all!

If this idea was heard by Mi Zhu again, Mi Zhu would definitely chuckle, then took out a few big gold pieces from his sleeve, and said to Bai Ren, your achievements today are all based on my money.

Seeing Zang Ba's appearance, Bai Ren chuckled, remembering what Lv Bu said, and shouted at Zang Ba with a gloomy face: "Zang Ba, you bastard, you dare to claim to be the second in the world in terms of force. How many heroes dare to pretend to be the second in the world, and tell you, you don't even have the opportunity to shine my shoes!"

Zang Ba heard Bai Ren's words, his complexion changed, he saw that Bai Ren was full of anger, coughed, stared at Bai Ren, and comforted himself in his heart: This guy is still using provocative methods to provoke me, I must never I was fooled by him. I have been the King of the Mountain for so many years. Would I still be afraid of such a violent general?

Bai Ren looked at Zang Ba motionless, and looked at Zang Ba in surprise. This is different from what Lu Bu said. He should have gone berserk now. Could it be that my way of speaking is wrong, or my tone of voice is wrong?Do you want to learn to say to him like Jacky Cheung: You eat shit!Can you persecute him and provoke him?

So Bai Ren tried to stick his head out, bent his body slowly, then pouted his mouth, and said to Zang Ba: "You eat shit, bah! Zang Ba, you are a piece of trash, and you dare to call yourself the second in the world!" You, I can beat you even with a toe, and you are still so brazen!"

Looking at Bai Ren's expression, Zang Ba's face turned dark, but he still held back the anger in his heart. Anyway, if he didn't let him get out alive, he wouldn't talk about it everywhere.

Bai Ren was stunned, and looked at Zang Ba, could it be that this is not enough, brother Xueyou's expression, but the expression of slapping everyone, could this guy not see it, by the way, it is night now, it is normal for him to not be able to see clearly !

At this moment, Bai Ren suddenly thought of a way, looked at Zang Ba in the distance and shouted loudly: "I am your father, you son of a bitch, come here quickly!"

Zang Ba immediately became angry. The ancients generally scolded people more elegantly, and generally they would not scold their parents. If they scolded their parents, it would sound very vicious. Moreover, Zang Ba’s father has already gone to heaven, so Zang Ba absolutely does not allow anyone Talking about his father in this way, he asked his subordinates to grab Guan Yu, and rushed over with the horizontal knife.

Zhen Mi was in the car, watching Guan Yu being caught by Zang Ba, and she knew that Bai Ren was not Guan Yu's opponent, and he was definitely not Zang Ba's opponent, so she anxiously shouted to Bai Ren: "Be careful, husband Not his opponent!"

"Bring my Fang Tian painting halberd over here!" Bai Ren smiled at Little Lolita like Lu Bu possessed him, and shouted at Hao Zhao in the car.

Hao Zhao looked at Bai Ren, who was pretending to be aggressive, with a dazed expression, and said helplessly, "Master, what Fang Tian painted a halberd, there really isn't one!"

At this time, Bai Ren looked at Hao Zhao in embarrassment, and at Zang Ba who was rushing towards him, he panicked suddenly, oops, he pretended too much, only to realize that he didn't even bring a weapon, if he had known, he would not have pretended like this Forced, put your weapon on first and then pretend to be forceful.

"Boy, take your life!" Soon Zang Ba rushed to Bai Ren's vicinity, and Bai Ren's face turned pale with fright, Bai Ren swore to God, he would definitely be ready next time, he was pretending to be aggressive, please come now God, stop this wild dog in heat!I don't want to get rabies, I don't want to die!

Just when Zang Ba was about to come to Bai Ren, a shadow stopped Zang Ba. Bai Ren saw the figure in the night. It turned out to be Meng San. He said to Zang Ba angrily with a ferocious expression: "Thief, don't hurt my lord."

"I don't know how to live or die!" Zang Ba ignored the strong man in front of him, raised the horizontal knife in his hand, and slashed at Meng San. With great strength, Meng San opened the horizontal knife with a stick.

Zang Ba looked at the strong man in front of him in surprise, and found that his strength was really great, and he must not be underestimated.

Meng San didn't say much, just grabbed Zang Ba with the stick.

Zang Ba chuckled, he just likes others to stab him and hit him, he leaned slightly, opened his hand, and then grabbed the stick that was pushing him.

Bai Ren looked at it, touched his mouth, and thought about this guy's way of attacking. It was exactly the same as what Lu Bu said. Unfortunately, he didn't have a weapon. If he had a weapon, he would definitely hit him all over the place and make him recognize it. Be your own dad.

"Damn it, let go!" Meng San looked at Zang Ba angrily. He didn't know why Zang Ba's armpits were so strong that he couldn't pull out his fine iron rod. How could he know that Zang Ba had practiced before. of.

Zang Ba had a sneer on his face, and with the horizontal knife in his other hand, he slashed at Meng San. In order to avoid it, Meng San had no choice but to let go of the fine iron rod in his hand, and stepped back a few steps.

Zang Ba watched Meng San let go of his complexion in order to avoid his attack, he laughed, loosened his armpits, and kicked Meng San's weapon aside.

"God helped me too!" Bai Ren was overjoyed when he saw that the spicy gold iron rod was kicked to his feet by Zang Ba. He immediately bent down to pick up the weapon on the ground, and shouted joyfully.