Three Kingdoms lazy man

"Forget it, you can write whatever you want this time, as long as you can write a poem that satisfies me, I will recognize your talent!" Kong Rong looked at Bai Ren with some disdain. It is impossible to make poems with gorgeous rhetoric, rich content and magnificent momentum.

Bai Ren looked at Kong Rong with a disdainful face in front of him, since you said that, don't blame me for being ruthless, the white people at this time are like Li Bai, Du Fu and other poets who are possessed by poets, even if Qu Yuan is reborn, he can't stop him from pretending Forced.

"This poem is the most proud work of my life, Mr. Kong, you have to listen carefully!" Bai Ren suddenly remembered a very beautiful poem he wrote in high school, and this poem was so beautifully written that he could It is said that there is no one in the past, and there will be no one in the future. Bai Ren relied on the strength of nine oxen and two tigers to memorize this poem. However, although the hard work back then was not rewarded in the college entrance examination, it finally paid off now Here's the chance.

"Oh, is it the best poem of your life?" Kong Rong looked at Bai Ren's confident expression and asked Bai Ren with disdain.

"Master Kong, you're wrong, my best poem will always be the next one!" Bai Ren looked at Kong Rong's disdainful look, thinking in his heart that he must play it to the end, so he used this pretense Said to Kong Rong in a calm tone.

"Then read me the poem you think is the best!" Kong Rong said with a grim expression as he saw Bai Ren pretending to be handsome.

At this time, the white man turned his face slightly upwards, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, raised his hands high, and raised one hand high, parallel to his face, and touched his chest with the other hand, and his face began to look sad. , began to read in cadence: "The tide of the spring river connects with the sea level, and the bright moon on the sea grows together with the tide. The twinkling waves follow the waves for thousands of miles, where the spring river has no moonlight! The river flows around Fangdian, and the moon shines on the flowers and forests like hail;"

When Kong Rong heard the first line of Bai Rennian's poem, he was completely blown away. This is a completely new form of poetry, different from five-character poems, but higher than five-character poems. Kong Rong looked at Bai Ren with a sad expression on his face in shock. He looked at Bai Ren in disbelief, could such a beautiful sentence be written by a rascal like you?

And Mi Zhu, who was beside Bai Ren, was completely intoxicated by the beautiful artistic conception of this poem.

Bai Ren suddenly felt that his raised hand was a little numb. He hadn't finished reading the poem, and he still had to continue pretending. chest, and raised the other hand that was originally on the chest.

Kong Rong looked at Bai Ren's posture, and it seemed that he wanted to lose face, so he listened carefully to Bai Ren's next poem.

At this time, Bai Ren also got stuck, and he was halfway through memorizing, and when he was pretending to be excited, he even forgot what was written behind the poem, and stood there immediately, maintaining his original movements without saying a word.

"Brother Zifu, good poems, good poems, really good poems!" Looking at Bai Ren's appearance, Mi Zhu thought that the white man had already finished reading all the poems, and all he needed to do was praise him, and Bai Ren could recover As it is, be humble again.

Bai Ren looked at Mi Zhu's surprised look at him, and Kong Rong's shocked look, and Bai Ren thought to himself, he must finish reading this poem completely, otherwise he will not pretend to be so forceful. , but I only read such a part of the poems I read. Although this part of the poems is better, it has not yet become the capital of handed down and shocking works.

"I suddenly thought of something that can be used in this poem. Allow me to think about it!" Bai Ren put down his hand with his usual expression. His fair face had turned dark at this time, but he still pretended to be pale. Said as usual.

Chapter 61 Successful Pretense (Please collect!! Please recommend!!)

There are four great happy events in life, nectar in a long drought, old acquaintances in a foreign country, gold medal titles, wedding night in the bridal chamber.Similarly, there are four major tragedies in life, the wife gives a cuckold, the son's real surname is Wang, and there is still money left after death, so pretending to be forced is not enough.

At this time, Bai Ren was encountering a great tragedy in his life, and he couldn't pretend to be halfway through the pretense, which was even more painful than killing Bai Ren.

"Then tell me quickly!" Kong Rong was very interested in the poems that Bai Ren recited. Kong Rong was more interested in this new form of poetry. So he said anxiously to Bai Ren.

Seeing Kong Rong like this, the white people have already believed that as long as he reads all the poems, Kong Rong will definitely worship him at that time, and then he will become a new star in the literary world at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. Ah, the seven sons of Jian'an!I can't compare to myself, and at that time, I may also be honored as some kind of poetry sage or poet god by later generations!

For the sake of his own fame, Bai Ren still needs to pretend that he is a force, so he said to Kong Rong with a flat face: "Wait a moment, let me think about it!"

"Then think faster!" Kong Rong looked anxiously at Bai Ren's pretending to be calm, and said to Bai Ren in a rather hasty tone.

So Bai Ren pretended to be contemplating, but he had already slowly fallen asleep, and went to the dream space to seek help.

Bai Ren appeared in the dream system very suddenly, and at this time Bai Ren was looking at Lu Bu in front of him in surprise.

I saw Lu Bu sitting in front of a computer desk, looking at the computer screen, holding a keyboard in his hand, as if playing some game.

"Wow, I finally found the third-level head. It's a good thing!" Lu Bu was staring at the computer, not paying attention to Bai Ren who was playing behind him, and said excitedly looking at the backpack on the computer.

"Damn, eat chicken!" Bai Ren suddenly exclaimed from behind Lu Bu, pointing at the computer screen and looking at it in shock!

"I'm going, why did you come here? Didn't you go to visit Kong Rong? Why did you suddenly appear here!" Lu Bu was startled, and immediately turned around to see that it was Bai Ren who patted his chest. Bai Ren said weakly.

"There is still a computer in this space, what's going on?" Bai Ren looked at Lu Bu in surprise, who was galloping around in the game with his own mouse.

"It's all data, fake." Lu Bu didn't care about Bai Ren, but was absorbed in this game wholeheartedly.Said to Bai Ren perfunctorily.

"Oh my god, there is still this operation, hurry up and play it for me!" Bai Ren watched Lu Bu shoot the headshot of the enemy hiding in the house from a long distance in the game, feeling a little itchy in his hand, wanting to Come on.He begged Lu Bu with a surprised face.

"I'll go, you can't play with this thing, or I will be obliterated by the data, tell me, what are you doing here?" Lu Bu said to Bai Ren with a somewhat flustered expression.

"I just want to ask if I can stop learning advanced halberd techniques. I want to read three hundred Tang poems." Bai Ren said to Lu Bu in a discussing tone.

"This is impossible. You have to finish this before you can learn the next thing, otherwise the data will be messed up." Lu Bu concentrated on playing the game in his hand, and then said to Bai Ren.

"That's fine, you can use the computer to help me look up the poems of Spring River Flower and Moonlight Night!" Bai Ren looked at Lu Bu, who was concentrating on playing the game. He had already entered the final round, so a sinister smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, facing Lu Bu Said.

Lu Bu was concentrating on playing the game in front of him, while listening to what Bai Ren said, his complexion suddenly became abnormal.

Seeing Lu Bu's expression, Bai Ren suddenly felt a little flustered. Lu Bu won't influence him to play games because of himself, so get up and beat yourself up!

Lu Bu didn't get up, but his complexion suddenly softened, and then he opened his mouth, and began to recite "Chunjiang Huayueye" in his mouth!

Bai Ren was stunned. Is Lu Bu a brave general who advocates force?Why is the poem being recited suddenly, and it seems that he is very familiar with this poem. Could it be that he is dreaming now?Oh, by the way, I really seem to be dreaming!

"Lu Bu? How do you know this poem? Don't you like practicing martial arts the most?" Bai Ren looked at Lu Bu who was playing a game with a confused face, and asked Lu Bu curiously.

After hearing what the white man said, Lu Bu said to Bai Ren with a normal expression: "The times are progressing, now we are in this dream space, what kind of assessments are there every month, what are we required to recite, what poems, and papers, oops , I’m really exhausted, you don’t know how sad it is, but fortunately I still remember it, or else I’d be interrupted by you to play the game again!”

Seeing Lu Bu's moody expression, Bai Ren felt speechless. He didn't expect the competition in this dream space to be so big, which made Bai Ren feel that the world was full of malice.

"Then I'll go first!" Renren saw that he had entered the dreamland for some time, so he said calmly to Lu Bu, and immediately jumped out of the dreamland space.

"What is he doing?" Kong Rong saw the white man standing there motionless, so he asked Mi Zhu.

Mi Zhu came to Bai Ren's side, touched Bai Ren, and heard Bai Ren's calm and soothing voice, which was Bai Ren's breathing. At this moment, Mi Zhu knew that Bai Ren was asleep again!

It was hard for Mi Zhu to speak out, so he said to Kong Rong with a somewhat embarrassed expression: "Master Kong, Zifu, is thinking, brewing, and pretending to be aggressive!"

"Okay, I figured it out!" At this moment, Bai Ren's voice suddenly came from behind Mi Zhu, almost scaring Mi Zhu to death.

"Then read it quickly, read it quickly!" Kong Rong heard that Bai Ren already had the following verse, so he said to Bai Ren with a sincere and longing expression.

There was a trace of sadness on Bai Ren's face, and he turned his face to the sky, showing a 45-degree angle. This time, Bai Ren learned to be smart, so he didn't raise his hands again, but put them directly behind him, and read the following verses in a sad tone It came out: "Frost flows in the air, but you can't feel it flying, and you can't see the white sand on Tingshang.

There is no dust in the sky, and a lone moon wheel in the sky.

Who first saw the moon by the river? When does Jiang Yue shine at the beginning of the year?

Life has been endless from generation to generation, and Jiang Yue looks similar every year.

I don't know who Jiangyue is for, but I see the Yangtze River sending water.

The white clouds were gone, and Qingfeng Pu had no worries.

Who's Bian Zhouzi tonight?Where is Acacia Mingyue Tower?

Poor wandering upstairs in the moon, should be shone away from the makeup mirror.

The Yuhu curtain can't be rolled away, but it is returned on the anvil.

At this time, we look at each other and not hear each other, and I am willing to follow the monarch every month.

The swan goose flies for a long time, and the fish and dragon dive into the water.

Last night the dream of Xiantan fell, and Poor Chun didn't return home.