Three Kingdoms lazy man

"Don't cry anymore? You want me to cry and say, this is easy!" After listening to Bai Ren's words, Yu Ji stretched out his head slightly, and said to Bai Ren in a calm tone, and then he was about to pretend to cry While talking.

Seeing Yu Ji like this, Bai Ren was stunned. Seeing that Yu Ji was really about to cry and talk, he had no choice but to say to Yu Ji: "Forget it! You should just talk! You cry and talk." , I’m afraid I can’t take it anymore and want to hit someone!”

"Oh, then I'll just say it straight!" After listening to Bai Ren's words, Yu Ji stood silently on his body, looked at Bai Ren with an air of superiority, and then said to Bai Ren with a heavy tone: "Nephew, you want to avenge me. I was in Wu County to treat illnesses and save lives, but Sun Quan took the opportunity to arrest me, destroyed my Taoist temple, and expelled me from Jiangdong. This would make me lose face." Big mistake! Nephew, you want to avenge me, send troops to level Jiangdong, and then teach that kid Sun Quan a lesson!"

"That's it!" Bai Ren looked at Yu Ji's heavy face, and sighed helplessly, but he thought to himself that Yu Ji's luck is extremely good now, and Sun Quan just tore down your Taoist temple and put You drive out of Jiangdong, if the current lord of Jiangdong is Sun Ce, the little overlord, I am afraid that Yu Ji would have died long ago!

"That's all it is! Then Sun Quan demolished our Taoist temple, he was slapping us in the face! Slapping our teacher in the face, you actually said such a thing!" Yu Ji widened his eyes when he heard Bai Ren's words, and his face turned pale. Looking at Bai Ren seriously, he cursed at Bai Ren with a heavy tone.

Bai Ren listened to Yu Ji's words, looked at Yu Ji silently and waved his hands helplessly, then asked Yu Ji with a serious face: "Then Master, I can ask you a question, I am in Mobei now, I want to How can I travel thousands of miles to avenge you? Besides, you came all the way here just for this matter?"

After hearing Bai Ren's words, Yu Ji said to Bai Ren with a serious face, "Aren't you the number one general of Cao Ying? You asked Cao Cao to send troops, wouldn't Cao Cao sell you some noodles?"

After listening to Yu Ji's words, Bai Ren patted his forehead weakly, and smiled at Yu Ji indifferently, "You think too much! I don't listen to me now, Cao Cao, and I'm afraid he still wants to punish me." Hurry up later!"

"Then you can't help me deal with Sun Quan? I'm sorry, I'm leaving, you are useless as a nephew, Zuo Ci, a bastard, has accepted such a useless apprentice!" Yu Ji felt a little confused when he heard Bai Ren's words. Carelessly cursing at Bai Ren, he turned around to leave Bai Ren's big tent.

"Wait!" Looking at Yu Ji's appearance, Bai Ren smiled helplessly. With Yu Ji's mouth and character, in the original history, he deserved to be killed by Sun Ce!This really makes people want to hit him!

"What's the matter, nephew?" Yu Ji turned his head, looking at Bai Ren who walked beside him with a calm expression, and asked in a cautious tone.

"Master, don't rush away. I have a way to help you take revenge on Sun Quan. I wonder if Master is willing to listen to me?" Bai Ren sneered at the corner of his mouth, then looked at Yu Ji with a gloomy tone. Said.

"The way to deal with Sun Quan is not bad, not bad. Your master said you were treacherous, and you really said what you said. Come on and tell me!" Yu Ji grinned after hearing Bai Ren's words, and then said in a tone that did not deserve to be beaten. Then Bai Ren said.

After hearing Yu Ji's words, a black line appeared on Bai Ren's forehead. What is treachery? His cheap master naturally said that he was treacherous. Hearing Yu Ji say this word, it suddenly sounded like a compliment.

"What's the matter, tell me!" Yu Ji looked at Bai Ren's dazed look, and said to Bai Ren with a strange expression.

"I heard that the wives of Sun Ce and Zhou Yu are a little bit pretty! If my uncle secretly sneaks into Jiangdong and spreads rumors that Cao Cao covets the beauty of these two wives, then Sun Quan will be the lord of Jiangdong, and his sister-in-law will be watched by others." Come on, this Sun Quan will let it go!" Bai Ren looked at Yu Ji with a sneer on his face at this time, and then said to Yu Ji in a slightly sinister tone.

Yu Ji was slightly taken aback when he heard this, as if he didn't understand, and looked at Bai Ren helplessly.

Bai Ren looked at Yu Ji, sighed helplessly, and said to Yu Ji with a gloomy expression, "Even if Sun Quan could hold back, Zhou Yu might not be able to, and Jiang Dong would definitely send troops to attack Cao Cao. Cao Cao looked at Jiang Dong If you send troops, you will definitely send troops to deal with Soochow, and then..."

"It's time to fight, nephew, you are really treacherous! Your master is right!" Yu Ji said to Bai Ren with a smile on his face after hearing Bai Ren's words.

After listening to Yu Ji's words, Bai Ren looked at Yu Ji viciously, with some helplessness in his eyes, what kind of luck did he have to have a cheap master and such an unreliable uncle!

"Uncle, you need to go now, wouldn't it be good to take revenge as soon as possible!" Bai Ren looked at Yu Ji, and said to Yu Ji with a faint smile in his tone.

Suddenly, Yu Ji's stomach made a "gurgling" sound. Yu Ji touched his stomach, then raised his head to look at Bai Ren, whose face was a little twitching, and asked in a tone of voice, "Is there anything to eat?"

5 Chapter Eighty

"Report if there is something to do, and leave the court if there is nothing to do!" The sharp voice of the little eunuch rang out in the quiet hall.

Han Emperor Liu Xie carefully sat on the dragon chair and looked at the officials below. When he saw Cao Cao, Han Emperor Liu Xie turned pale with fright. Cao Cao was holding the hilt of his waist with his forehand , looking a little calm, looking at himself coldly.

Seeing this, Liu Xie lowered his head subconsciously, trying to avoid Cao Cao's sharp gaze.

"Your Majesty! I have something to report!" At this moment, Cao Cao's voice sounded in the court hall. It seemed extremely hoarse, but it was shocking and frightening.

Liu Xie raised his head reluctantly, looked at Cao Cao with a somewhat gloomy complexion, and Cao Cao's fierce eyes, and asked Cao Cao with a trembling tone: "I don't know the prime minister, but... what can I report?"

Cao Cao looked at Liu Xie's appearance, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and then said to Liu Xie in a cold tone: "Liu Biao did not obey the court's order, and Liu Bei sent troops without authorization. Your Majesty, please issue an order to send troops to destroy these two traitors!"

After hearing Cao Cao's words, Liu Xie's face turned cold. Liu Biao and Liu Bei are both clansmen of the Han family. Now Cao Cao's order can be said to make the Han family lose face. If Cao Cao sends troops to attack Liu Biao and Liu Bei again, if it succeeds , this world does not know whether the surname is Liu or Cao.

"Prime Minister, I think it's enough to send someone to give a verbal warning. Why do you need to be presumptuous!" At this time, Xun Yu looked at Liu Xie's gloomy face, and walked out of his seat, speaking calmly. Looking at Cao Cao who was staring at Han Emperor Liu Xie, he said softly.

Liu Xie watched Xun Yu come out and refute Cao Cao, and immediately looked a little joyful, and quickly said to Cao Cao: "I think what Xun Lingjun said is right, a warning is enough, why do you want to go to war and cause people to die!"

Cao Cao listened to Xun Yu's words, then looked at Liu Xie's performance on the dragon chair, and silently looked at Xun Yu who looked calm, feeling a little angry in his heart.

"Ling Jun?" Cao Cao called to Xun Yu with a cold tone, and looked at Xun Yu with a gloomy gaze.

Xun Yu looked at Cao Cao's gloomy face with a flat face, and said to Cao Cao without any waves: "Prime Minister, Prime Minister Cao!"

When Xun Yu called Cao Cao, he called the word prime minister very emphatically, which meant to remind Cao Cao that he was the prime minister of the great man!Rather than the lord of the Cao camp.

Cao Cao heard Xun Yu's heavy shout, his complexion became gloomy like water, and then looked at Xun Yu silently.

Xun Yu also looked at Cao Cao with an extremely calm expression, without much fear.

Xun You, who was behind Xun Yu, looked at his uncle like this, sighed helplessly, and secretly pulled Xun Yu's sleeve with his own hand, signaling that Xun Yu would give Cao Cao some favors!

"As the prime minister of the great man, I should have the obligation to stabilize the great man and the world. Xun Wenruo, tell me, I did something wrong!" Cao Cao walked up to Xun Yu at this time, and looked at Xun Yu with a gloomy expression. , said to Xun Yu in a hoarse tone.

Xun Yu looked at Cao Cao, chuckled, and said to Cao Cao in a calm tone, "Prime Minister, Prime Minister, your prime minister today is just like Wang Mang back then, even worse than that, how can I rest assured!"

Xun Yu's words made the whole court quiet. Who is Wang Mang?

"Xun Wenruo, you are presumptuous!" At this time, Cheng Yu in the court hall saw that something was wrong, so he hurriedly stood up from his seat, and said to Xun Yu with a serious expression.

Xun Yu ignored Cheng Yu, but looked at Cao Cao silently, looking at each other.

"Wen Ruo? Do you understand me, Cao?" Cao Cao stared at Xun Yu's heavy face, looked at Xun Yu's upright appearance, thought about the relationship for more than ten years, and talked helplessly. He asked Xun Yu in a soft tone.

Xun Yu looked at Cao Cao silently, thought for a while, and finally replied to Cao Cao with a serious tone: "I knew it before, but people's hearts have changed, and I don't understand it either!"

"Your Majesty!" At this time, Cao Cao heard Xun Yu's words, turned his eyes to Liu Xie who was watching the play, and said in a calm tone.

"Prime Minister, what's the matter?" Han Emperor Liu Xie looked at Cao Cao and suddenly looked at him, and asked Cao Cao cautiously.

"Does Your Majesty want to rule the world?" Cao Cao looked at Liu Xie and asked Liu Xie with a heavy tone.

After listening to Cao Cao's words, Liu Xie was taken aback for a moment, and then replied to Cao Cao with some hesitation: "Well, of course I want to rule the world!"

"Then please make your Majesty's decree to send troops, and I am willing to use this sword to conquer the world!" Cao Cao heard the words of Han Emperor Liu Xie, and quickly pulled out his sword. The sharp edge of the sword made people look cold, Cao Cao Holding the sword with a heavy face, he said to Cao Cao.

"This..." Liu Xie watched Cao Cao pull out the sword, and felt a little scared in his heart. If he didn't agree, Cao Cao might kill himself with such a sharp sword?

"I'm sure!" Han Emperor Liu Xie looked at Cao Cao's cold eyes, and finally fear took the upper hand of reason, so he could only reply to Cao Cao with a pale face.

"Thank you, sir, I will leave first!" Cao Cao watched Han Emperor Liu Xie agree, silently put away the sword in his hand, then bent down to salute Han Emperor Liu Xie, and finally left the court hall in big strides.

Seeing Cao Cao's disrespect for etiquette and disrespect for the emperor, Xun Yu sighed helplessly, and looked at Han Emperor Liu Xie who was sitting on the dragon chair and wiping his sweat with his sleeve.

The king is not the king, but the minister is not the minister. Is there any hope for the world of the big man?Where will this world go with me?

"Retreat! Retreat!" Emperor Liu Xie of the Han Dynasty watched Cao Cao leave, and then looked at the distraught state of the courtiers below. He said helplessly to the eunuch next to him, and then walked quickly to the inner palace.

Xun Yu didn't know how to get out of the hall, but when he walked out of the hall, he felt someone pat him on the shoulder behind him.

"Uncle!" Xun Yu turned his head, only to see Xun You standing beside him with a calm expression, and then bowed to himself.

"Gongda!" Xun Yu looked at Xun You who was beside him, and smiled silently.