Three Kingdoms lazy man

"Ah!" With a scream, Pang Tong finally passed through the dog hole.

Looking at the scenery outside the wall, Pang Tong let out a big laugh, and then hurriedly left this place. From then on, the sky let me, this little phoenix, fly away!

At this moment, Mr. Pang De of the Pang family sent Sima Hui out of the mansion. After much deliberation, he decided to have a chat with Pang Tong, so he slowly came to Pang Tong's room.

However, Pang Tong's room was empty for a long time. Looking at the letters on the table, Mr. Pang De suddenly looked a little sad.

"Come here! Come here!" Mr. Pang De shouted with a bit of displeasure at this time.

The guards came over immediately after hearing Mr. Pang De's shout, and seeing Mr. Pang De's angry look, everyone immediately lowered their heads.

"Where's your son?" Mr. Pang De said to the guards in a cold tone.

"My lord, have you left?" A guard looked at Mr. Pang De's terrified expression, and said to Mr. Pang De in a trembling tone.

"How did he get out? He didn't go through the main entrance. The walls of my Pang's mansion are four meters high. How did he get out? Tell me, don't tell me, none of you have this month's regular money!" These guards said in a cold and threatening tone.

"This...Master, my lord, he came out of the dog's hole!" A guard listened to Mr. Pang De's words, and finally betrayed Pang Tong to Mr. Pang De helplessly!

"Climbing the dog hole?" Duke Pang exploded instantly after hearing the word, his facial expression turned from red to green, and finally he roared in a hoarse voice: "Bastard, little bastard, my Pang family's century-old reputation will be defeated sooner or later." in his hands!"

The surrounding guards looked at Lord Pang De and lowered their heads, not daring to look at Lord Pang De!

Mr. Pang De gasped, finally looked at the guards in front of him, gritted his teeth and said to them: "Don't tell me about this matter, or you will know what I will do when the time comes!"

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" The guards said to Mr. Pang De with serious expressions.

Duke Pang waved his sleeves, and immediately left Pang Tong's room. Having Pang Tong as a child, I don't know if it was a blessing or a disaster for the Pang family.

At this time, Pang Tong was galloping his horse, yes, riding his horse towards the north.

"Hmph! I heard that Bai Zifu is resourceful and known as a genius in the world. I'm going to go north to meet him today!" Pang Tong rode his horse and said in a complacent tone, and then waved the horse with his hand, urging the horse to speed up .

Chapter 5 Shiyuan Jianzi Talisman

"Is this Xuchang? It's really lively!" At this time, a young man with an ugly face and upturned nostrils was looking at the bustling city of Xuchang, and said with a little excitement.

"Where did you come from, you really haven't seen the world!" The people around looked at Pang Tong's fuss, and then at Pang Tong's appearance, all said with a bit of displeasure.

Pang Tong was not angry when he heard this, he was already used to this, and then he sneered and left silently.

At this moment in Bai Ren's mansion, Bai Ren was sitting on a recliner, basking in the sun, silently recovering from his wounds!After all, he had been injured for a hundred days, and during these days, Bai Ren lived very happily.

"Master, there is news of your concern from Jingzhou!" At this moment, Liu Ye came to Bai Ren's side, looked at Bai Ren's carefree appearance, and said to Bai Ren with a slight smile in his tone.

After hearing this, Bai Ren opened his eyes slightly, looked at Liu Ye who was calm, and said curiously: "Zhuge Liang has news, could it be that Zhuge Liang has come out of the mountain?"

After listening to Bai Ren's words, Liu Ye nodded helplessly at Bai Ren, and then handed over the letter in his hand to Bai Ren.

Bai Ren took the letter in his hand, read it silently for a while, then burst out laughing, and quickly tore the letter into pieces.

"What's the matter? Master?" Seeing Bai Ren's action, Liu Ye asked Bai Ren curiously.

"This Liu Bei claims to be a fish, and Zhuge Liang is water, and he is like a fish in water. I remember when I was on the mountain, my master told me a joke!" Bai Ren stroked his beard, and then there was a trace of a smile on his face. He smiled and said to Liu Ye who was beside him.

After listening to Bai Ren's words, Liu Ye looked at Bai Ren curiously. He didn't know what kind of joke Bai Ren was saying that made Bai Ren so happy. He asked Bai Ren curiously, "Master What is the joke that the teacher told? I am very curious!"

"Have you ever heard that sometimes fish can be drowned in water?" Bai Ren stroked his beard, and said to Liu Ye in a somewhat complacent tone.

After hearing what Bai Ren said, Liu Ye's eyes widened immediately, and he looked at Bai Ren in disbelief. After thinking for a while, he laughed loudly at Bai Ren.

"Master, master, there is a madman outside who wants to see you!" At this time, a guard came to Bai Ren's courtyard with a serious expression, looked at the laughing Bai Ren and Liu Ye, and spoke cautiously. Bai Ren said.

"Crazy man, how crazy are you?" After hearing what the guard said, Bai Ren widened his eyes and said to the guard in disbelief.

After hearing Bai Ren's words, the guard replied to Bai Ren with a heavy tone: "That guy looks very ugly, but he keeps saying outside the mansion that the general is not as good as him!"

Hearing what the guard said, Bai Ren's complexion suddenly became a little heavy. In the history of the Three Kingdoms period, there were also famous ugly guys, and there was not only one famous ugly guy, including Pang Tong from Jingzhou and Zhang Song from Yizhou. , it can be said that these two ugly guys have their own talents.

Pang Tong can be said to be relatively famous. Although he is only famous in the Jingzhou area now, Pang Tong's ability is one of the best in history. After all, this guy is as famous as Wolong Zhuge Liang, but he is also somewhat different from Zhuge Liang. !Zhuge Liang is good at politics and the overall situation in history, while Pang Tong is a real counselor, good at resourcefulness and strategy. It can be said that Zhuge Liang is equivalent to Xun Yu in the hands of Cao Cao, while Pang Tong is a talent like Xun You and Guo Jia!

As for Zhang Song, he is Liu Zhang's adviser. He has a strong memory. Of course, he is also a person with great ambitions under Liu Zhang. He originally wanted to buy Liu Zhang to Cao Cao, but Cao Cao despised Zhang Song's appearance and treated Zhang Song very much. As a result, Zhang Song used his super memory to burn the book "Meng De Xin Shu" written by Cao Cao without saying a word. In the end, he did not sell Liu Zhang to Cao Cao, but directly sold it to Liu Bei.

It can be said that these two ugly guys are very similar, both of them are extremely ugly, but their personalities are very arrogant, which may be due to their ugly appearance. After all, people who are generally ugly, because others The ridicule, so the character is relatively self-improvement, arrogant!

The other two were the heroes of Liu Bei's capture of Yizhou. They also died before they left the school. One died tragically in Luofengpo, and the other died in the betrayal of his brother. It can be said that the two were wise in the end, and ended up miserable. His fate can be said to be a trick of good fortune.

"Oh, I don't know if it's that crazy man, I want to go out and have a look!" Bai Ren became interested at this time, and said to Liu Ye with a smile on his face, and then walked quickly towards the door.

Liu Ye looked at Bai Ren with a smile on his face, and looked extremely interested, and immediately followed him curiously. He wanted to see what kind of madman made his master so happy!

When Bai Ren came to the door, he saw a few guards surrounding an ugly guy. The guy had dark skin, eyes the size of a mung bean, and the nostrils of his nose were upturned. He was extremely short and could be said to be ugly. It has reached a new height for human beings!

"You are Bai Ren, General Bai, and you are Pang Tong in Xiangyang!" At this time, Pang Tong looked at Bai Ren in front of him curiously, and then said to Bai Ren with his nostrils upturned and a hint of pride.

"Pang Tong, chick!" Bai Ren looked at Pang Tong who was pointing his nostrils at him, he laughed, and then said to Pang Tong in a relaxed tone, and then used his super brain chip to monitor him with an extremely calm expression. analyzed.

Pang Tong, age 30, force value 56 (strength 57, speed 53, skill 56.), command value 88 (cavalry 87, infantry 90, sailor 88.), intelligence value 96 (strategy 99, politics 91, overall situation 93.) .Personality: Arrogant, cautious.

Bai Ren looked at Pang Tong silently, and Pang Tong also looked at Pang Tong in front of him, and said to Bai Ren in a hoarse tone: "You are that Bai Ren, how do you know I am? Bah! It belongs to Little Phoenix!"

"Don't forget that Mr. Shuijing and I met once, but you recognize me now, probably because you met me at your master's place!" Bai Ren touched his own Huzi said to Sima Hui in a somewhat complacent tone.

"Oh! This time, my son came to Xuchang to travel, but unfortunately there is no place to stay. It happens that General Bai and my master are familiar with each other. Otherwise, I will temporarily stay at your house!" Pang Tong listened to Bai Ren's words, and the corner of his mouth showed a trace With a proud smile, he said to Bai Ren with a heavy tone.

After hearing Pang Tong's words, Bai Ren's eyes widened. Seeing Pang Tong's shameless appearance, he asked in a surprised tone: "You want to live with me, you really traveled this time!"

"How could I lie to you? To lie to you that I'm a puppy?" Pang Tong looked at Bai Ren's puzzled eyes, with a smile on his ugly face, and said to Bai Ren in a serious tone.

Chapter 5 Invitation from Cao Cao

"This wine is good, it's really good wine, Zifu, your wife is also pretty good, it seems that I really didn't come to Xuchang for nothing, it's really the right time!" Bai Ren, who was sitting in the middle, said.

At this time, the whole family of the Bai family, including Bai Ren's wives, concubines, heirs, disciples and grandchildren, and the family's generals and staff, all sat around and ate together.

Bai Ren looked at Pang Tong, he was indeed a nasty guy just like in history, this time he only came to my mansion for a long time and he was so unscrupulous, it's really a strange thing.

"Husband, what are you doing with this person..." Zhen Mi looked at Pang Tong's state, and said to Bai Ren who was beside her, in a somewhat uncomfortable tone.

Bai Ren shook his head helplessly, and said to Zhen Mi and the others in a comforting tone: "Don't pay too much attention to this guy, this guy is like this, just get used to it, by the way, his nickname is Feng Hina, you are quite proficient in the art of war and strategy, you can ask him for advice!"

"Oh! Fengchu, that's a good name! I, Jia Xu, Jia Wenhe, what does Mr. Fengchu think of the current prime minister?" Jia Xu who was on the side looked at Bai Ren's words with great interest. Not far away, Pang Tong asked, Jia Xu often heard Bai Ren praise the emperor's talents in Bai Ren's mansion.

Among them, Pang Tong is one of the talents in the world that Bai Ren admires a little. Crouching dragons and phoenixes can be safe in the world, and his words from Bai Ren made Jia Xu even more interested in this ugly guy in front of him.

"Cao Cao! I haven't seen this before! But does he look like this?" Pang Tong frowned slightly after hearing Jia Xu's question, hesitated for a moment, and said in a heavy tone: "A generation of heroes , the loyal minister of the Han Dynasty, if I, Pang Tong, were in this position now, I am afraid I would have driven the present day down long ago."

"Haha?" Jia Xu shook his head at Pang Tong with a sneer after hearing what Pang Tong said.