Three Kingdoms lazy man

Zhang Xi looked at Bai Ren's thin back riding a horse, and said to Gao Lan in a calm tone: "Which general have you been with for several years, don't you know him well? Would he do those seemingly stupid things?" ?”

After hearing what Zhang He said, Gao Lan was stunned for a moment, then looked at Bai Ren's back with some surprise on his face, and said to Zhang He in a low voice: "Could it be that the general has already found a way to break through Nanyang City!"

"I'm not sure about this, but I think the general has a way to break through Nanyang City in all likelihood!" Zhang Yun shook his head silently after hearing Gao Lan's words, and then said to Gao Lan in a serious tone.

After listening to Zhang Xi's words, Gao Lan walked towards Bai Ren's back in silence.

At this time, Bai Ren was sitting on the horseback, silently bowing his head and thinking about something.

Back then, that thing could help Cao Cao break through Ye City, so this thing should help me break through Nanyang City.

By the way, Bai Ren summoned Cao Ren and Niu Jin, who had been in ambush for a long time, and when they learned that the original opportunity had failed, they were slightly disappointed and sighed helplessly. However, when they heard that Bai Ren was going to storm Nanyang City, they stared He opened his own eyes and looked at Bai Ren in disbelief.

But Cao Ren looked at Bai Ren's calm and composed look, and almost guessed that Bai Ren had something to do, so the two joined forces and headed towards Nanyang City.

At this time, Zhao Yun also arrived in Nanyang City, and told Guan Yu of Bai Ren's strategy. Guan Yu heard the news, nodded to Zhao Yun, and ordered his soldiers to strengthen their guard.

Slowly approaching Nanyang City, Bai Ren's complexion became heavy, and Liu Bei's soldiers on the top of the city quickly went to call Guan Yu out!

Standing on the top of the city, Guan Yu watched Bai Ren leading the army, and his face immediately became a little relaxed. It seemed that Wei Yan's guess was right, Bai Ren was really just making a fuss!

"Yun Chang is standing on the top of the city, looking at the scenery! He came here specially to welcome us!" Bai Ren looked at Guan Yu with a smile, and said to Guan Yu in a calm tone.

"Bai Zifu, you are also an outstanding man of your generation, why are you willing to serve Cao Cao's subordinates? Why don't you join my lord and follow my lord to revive the Han Dynasty!" Guan Yu looked at Bai Ren underneath, touched his long beard on his chest, and said a little Looking at Bai Ren seriously, he said.

After listening to Guan Yu's words, Bai Ren burst into laughter instantly, and said to Guan Yu in a cold tone: "General Guan, what you said is wrong! Mr. Liu is the real traitor. Now my prime minister is the assistant of today. It is the people who live and work in peace and contentment, and the country is rich and healthy. Now your lord is trying to separate one side, which is disloyal! Now that the people are displaced, your lord started a war rashly, which is unrighteous! Yun Chang understands the righteousness, why would you want to be with such an injustice? What about loyal and unrighteous people?"

After hearing Bai Ren's words, Guan Yu's complexion changed drastically. He widened his eyes, and said to Bai Ren with an extremely angry expression: "Bai Zifu, you are eloquent, and you turn black and white. My lord is a member of the Han family and a servant of the Han family. , your lord, as a subject of the Han Dynasty, is really a traitor of the Han Dynasty!"

"Yun Chang, is it really okay to deceive yourself like this?" Bai Ren looked at Guan Yu's extremely angry expression, and said to Guan Yu in a calm tone.

"Bai Zifu, you don't want to use the aggressive method to provoke me here, tell you that I will stick to this Nanyang City, and see what you can do to me!" After hearing Bai Ren's words, Guan Yu's eyes lit up with anger, but seeing Seeing the sneer at the corner of Bai Ren's mouth, Guan Yu seemed to realize something, so he looked at Bai Ren calmly and said.

After listening to Guan Yu's words, Bai Ren chuckled, and said to Guan Yu in a calm tone: "Guan Yunchang, I don't even bother to use this low-level provocative method for you. I tell you that it will be a breeze for this general to capture Nanyang City." !"

Guan Yu laughed out loud after hearing what Bai Ren said, touched his long beard on his chest with one hand, pointed at Bai Ren with the other, and said to Bai Ren in a cold tone: "It's just brazen! People and horses, attack Nanyang City, Bai Zifu, who are you scaring?"

"Go and get the things in the box from our army!" Hearing Guan Yu's words, Bai Ren waved to Zhang Liao calmly, and then said to Zhang Liao in a heavy tone.

Zhang Liao nodded after listening to Bai Ren's words, and then quickly brought five carts pushed by more than 50 soldiers from behind the army, and there was a big box on top of the cart.

"Today, let's use Nanyang City to test the power of this thing!" Bai Ren chuckled and looked at the box on the car.

Chapter 5 and four: the sound of thunderbolt, shattering the gallbladder of the enemy

"Let them take out the contents of the box! Let the guys on the top of the city see the world!" Bai Ren smiled and said to the soldiers under him in a heavy tone.

The soldiers under his command looked a little excited when they heard Bai Ren's words. They only knew that Bai Ren asked them to keep it safe, but they didn't know what treasure was inside. Hearing what Bai Ren said, they immediately opened the box.

But when they opened the box, they were dumbfounded. It was full of scattered scrap metal!

Bai Ren also looked at the things in the box, his eyes widened, his expression was a little dazed, and he recalled his chat with Liu Ye the night before he set out for the expedition.

"Master is going on an expedition, so why don't we just take that thing with us? It will also help to attack the city!" That night Liu Ye came to find Bai Ren specially, and said to Bai Ren in a heavy tone.

After listening to Liu Ye's words, Bai Ren's face brightened, and he said to Liu Ye with some joy, "It's great to have that thing, but it's so big, how can I transport it over there!"

Liu Ye looked at Bai Ren's appearance, chuckled, and replied calmly to Bai Ren: "Master, don't worry, I've already prepared it for you!"

Now Bai Ren remembered what Liu Ye said that day, and then looked at the scattered parts in the box, this is the rhythm that tells him to assemble it!

"Yun Chang, let's wait a minute. I still have something to do. Let's talk about the old days later!" Bai Ren shouted helplessly to Guan Yu on the top of the wall, and then quickly came to the box, looking at the box full of people. Parts, some shook their heads slightly.

Guan Yu standing on the top of the wall looked at Bai Ren below, touched his long beard on his chest, looked at Bai Ren with a puzzled face, wondering what the hell this Bai Ren was doing!

"General Guan, now that the enemy army is relaxing, it's time for our army to go out of the city to make a surprise attack!" Wei Yan, who was beside Guan Yu, looked at Bai Ren under the city, and said to Guan Yu with a somewhat heavy tone.

After hearing Wei Yan's words, Guan Yu shook his head helplessly at Wei Yan, and then said to Wei Yan with a heavy tone: "Bai Zifu is full of tricks, we'd better be careful now, maybe this Bai Zifu is trying to lure me out of the city!"

After hearing Guan Yu's words, Wei Yan widened his eyes, looked at Bai Ren who was scratching his ears, and thought to himself, is this guy really trying to lure the enemy?

Bai Ren looked at the parts and began to assemble them silently. However, Bai Ren had only seen them before and had never assembled them before, so he could only silently start assembling them according to his memory. Finally, it took an hour and the assembly was almost ready. When he took it out of the box When the last part was produced, Bai Ren's expression changed when he looked at the piece of paper pressed under the part!

"Liu Ziyang, it's your uncle's!" Looking at the paper on the bottom of the box, Bai Ren blurted out angrily.

At this moment, Xu Chang, who was drinking tea and looking at the book of war, suddenly felt his nose itch and sneezed out.

"Am I sick?" Liu Ye looked at a book on the book, drooling, and said with a puzzled expression.

In the end, Bai Ren finally assembled five catapult-like carts. These carts were not catapult carts, but thunderbolt chariots invented by Liu Ye after improvement. In this time and space, Cao Cao relied on manpower to attack Yecheng, but the next Time and space, Liu Ye deliberately donated a thunderbolt chariot when Cao Cao attacked Yecheng, and this thunderbolt chariot successfully helped Cao Cao break through Yecheng.

This thunderbolt car looks very much like a catapult, but it is only half the size of a catapult, but its power is three or four times stronger than that of a catapult.

"Prepare the stones!" Bai Ren looked at the soldiers around him, and said with some complacency.

"Yes!" The soldiers around heard Bai Ren's words and immediately went to prepare.

And Guan Yu on the top of the city frowned slightly at this time, looking at the Thunderbolt carts up and down the top of the city, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, looked at Wei Yan on the side and said: "It turned out to be a small catapult, but the solid wall of Nanyang City Well, with the catapult, there is no other way.”

Wei Yan nodded after listening to Guan Yu's words, and then looked indifferently at the smiling Bai Ren. Is this guy the one who is said to be such a god?It looks a little different!

Slowly the stones were ready, Bai Ren looked at Guan Yu on the top of the wall, and said to Guan Yu triumphantly: "The enemy army on the tower, you have been surrounded, obediently disarm and surrender, I, Bai Zifu, is magnanimous and determined Don’t blame the past! If you don’t surrender, remember, every word you say will become your…last words!”

"It's too arrogant, I have such a bad temper!" Guan Yu on the top of the wall heard Bai Ren's words, his face became a little furious, and he beat the wall with his fist heavily, but soon a smile appeared on the corner of Guan Yu's mouth.

"Hehe! Bai Zifu, are you dreaming? How can you attack Nanyang City, just relying on these small catapults!" Guan Yu looked at Bai Ren under the tower with a hearty laugh, and turned to Bai Ren with a cold tone. Ren said.

"Hmph!" Bai Ren looked at Guan Yu silently, and slightly gestured to the soldiers who were getting ready for the thunderbolt chariot.

Accompanied by bursts of noise, the thunderbolt car immediately smashed countless stones towards the city wall.

"Boom!" The stone hit the city wall and made a loud noise. Guan Yu on the top of the city was startled by the flying stone foam.

"It's so powerful!" Wei Yan looked at the flying stone and said to Guan Yu with a bitter expression.

Guan Yu's complexion also changed drastically at this time, he did not expect such a small catapult to have such power, if this continues, Nanyang City will be breached by this catapult sooner or later.

"Hehe, I want you to know that science and technology are the primary productive forces!" Bai Ren looked at Zhang Liao, Zhang Yun and the others with a complacent expression, and said with a smile.

"What the general said is true!" Zhang Liao and others looked at Bai Ren's excited look, and quickly replied to Bai Ren.

"The sound of the thunderbolt shatters the courage of the enemy!" Bai Ren looked at Guan Yu whose expression had changed drastically on the top of the wall, and said with a smile on his lips, stroking his beard.

"No, I want to lead my troops out to destroy or even take the catapult, otherwise Nanyang City will become Bai Zifu's bag!" Seeing that the situation is not good, Guan Yu slowly walked towards the tower Going down, he said in a heavy tone.

Wei Yan caught up with Guan Yu, quickly followed behind Guan Yu, and said to Guan Yu nervously: "The enemy army is far superior to ours. Now General Guan has 5000 troops, and my Nanyang City can provide 7000 troops. How can [-] troops be the enemy's opponent?"

"Hmph! Even if I, Guan, died in battle, I couldn't die so aggrieved!" Guan Yu turned his head, glanced at Wei Yan with Danfeng eyes, and then walked towards the barracks with his horse.