Three Kingdoms lazy man

"The general is our chief general, besides..." Han Hao looked at Xiahou Dun's angry look, said to Xiahou Dun with a smile on his face, and then pointed his finger behind Lu Bujun.

Xiahou Dun looked at the direction Han Hao was pointing at, and his face was a little happy, and then a smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"What's the situation!" Lu Bu looked at Xiahou Dun's appearance with a strange expression on his face, and suddenly looked behind him, only to find that there seemed to be a little spark approaching behind him.

"Yuan Rangxiu panic, reinforcements are coming!" I saw the fire slowly approaching, and Cao Ren's cold face appeared, and behind Cao Ren were thousands of cavalry slowly approaching the gate of Puyang, Cao Ren looked at it with a sneer Xiahou Dun shouted.

When Xiahou Dun heard Cao Ren's voice, his tense nerves finally relaxed, and he said with a sneer, "You ice cube has finally come. If you don't come, I'm afraid I'm really going to die here!"

At this time, Lu Bu's face was very ugly, and he said to Xiahou Dun in a cold tone, gritting his teeth: "You bastard, you dare to plot against me, I will kill you!"

"Come on! If you can kill me, I'll count you as good!" Seeing Lu Bu rushing towards him because of anger, Xiahou Dun showed a sneer of disbelief, holding the big knife in his hand, and swung the halberd at Lu Bu Fangtian.

"Boom!" Fang Tian's painted halberd collided with the sword and made a loud noise, and finally Xiahou Dun's sword was bounced off by Lu Bu's Fang Tian's painted halberd.

"Go to hell!" Lu Bu was still unwilling to let go, holding Fang Tian's painted halberd in his hand and killing Xiahou Dun.

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"Lv Bu, look at the hidden weapon!" Just as Lu Bu was about to force Huashan to teach Xiahou Dun a lesson, suddenly a cold shout sounded behind Lu Bu.

Hearing this voice, Lu Bu was startled, turned his head quickly, and saw a black object appeared in Cao Ren's hand, which was thrown towards him.

"Haha! Are you stupid? You still shout out the hidden weapon when you throw it away. What kind of hidden weapon is this?" Lu Bu looked at the black thing thrown over, holding Fang Tian's painted halberd in his hand, and taunted Cao Ren with a sneer on his face. Use Fang Tian's painting halberd to destroy the thing Cao Ren threw.

"Hehe!" Cao Ren was not angry when he heard Lu Bu's words, but looked at Lu Bu calmly, and Bai Ren's sneer appeared in his mind.

When the black thing touched the edge of Lu Bu Fangtian's halberd, Lu Bu suddenly felt something was wrong, the black thing was actually soft.

"What?" Before Lu Bu could react, the black thing was pierced by Lu Bu's Fang Tian painting halberd, and a lot of white dust was sprinkled from it, directly dyeing Lu Bu and the red rabbit horse under his crotch. White.

Lu Bu was in a daze right now, I felt like I couldn't open my eyes, and my whole body was very uncomfortable, and the red rabbit horse under Lu Bu's crotch, no, the white rabbit horse was also wandering around, and couldn't see the direction clearly.

"You sinister villains, what the hell is this!" Lu Bu said to the air with a painful expression, because he couldn't open his eyes at all, and couldn't see anyone clearly, so he could only yell at the air indiscriminately. road.

Seeing Lu Bu like this, Hou Cheng and the others led their soldiers and stood beside Lu Bu who was running around with a cold face, fearing that the enemy would attack suddenly.

"Wen Hou, what's the matter with you!" Hou Cheng looked at Lu Bu who had become a white man with a worried face, and asked Lu Bu cautiously.

When Lu Bu heard the voice, he also recognized that it was Hou Cheng who was talking to him. Lu Bu said to Hou Cheng in a bad tone, "I can't open my eyes. Quick, quick, bring me some water!"

"You! Hurry up and find some water!" Seeing Lu Bu's distress, Hou Cheng hurriedly shouted to the cavalry beside him.

At this time, a group of soldiers including Xiahou Dun and Han Hao looked at the sudden situation in front of them with confused faces, not knowing what happened, and just looked at Lu Bujun warily with their weapons in their hands.

"I advise Marquis Wen not to make any claims. This is lime powder. If it comes into contact with water, Marquis Wen may be blind!" Cao Ren watched as Lu Bu told the people beside him to prepare water, and remembered Bai Ren's instructions. , hastily reminded Lu Bu.

After hearing Cao Ren's words, Lu Bu's expression was extremely ugly, and he said to Cao Ren in an unhappy tone, "Since you are so treacherous, are you capable of a one-on-one duel with me?"

Cao Ren did not make a sound after hearing Lu Bu's words, but looked at Xiahou Dun who was not far away, and said calmly: "Wenhou, if you want to save your eyes, you should go ask someone to prepare some oil! Yuan Rang, we let's go."

"Let's go!?" Xiahou Dun looked at Cao Ren with a strange expression on his face. Now is a great opportunity to kill Lu Bu. How can he just leave?But Xiahou Dun watched Cao Ren really leave, finally sighed helplessly, took Han Hao and others, and left Puyang City under the watchful eyes of Bingzhou Wolf Riders.

"You don't care what they are doing, hurry up and get me some oil!" Feeling the quiet atmosphere around him, Lu Bu shouted to his subordinates with some dissatisfaction in his heart.

Outside Puyang City, Xiahou Dun came to Cao Ren's side, looked at Cao Ren with some doubts, and finally stroked his beard, and asked Cao Ren: "Thank you this time, Zixiao, but just now you can kill me. Lu Bu had a great opportunity, why did you choose to leave?"

"Actually, I don't want to do that either! It's just that this is a military order!" Cao Ren looked at Xiahou Dun who was looking a little unhappy, sighed helplessly, and finally said with a face full of unwillingness.

"Military order, is it the Lord's order?" Xiahou Dun looked at Cao Ren's helpless expression and asked Cao Ren with a struggling face.

"Not my lord!" Cao Ren shook his head helplessly and said to Xiahou Dun.

Xiahou Dun looked at the way Cao Ren shook his head, and the doubts on his face became more serious. Cao Ren can be said to be the number one general in the Cao camp, and even Xiahou Dun himself is not as high as Cao Ren. Now that someone can give orders to Cao Ren, and this The man is not Cao Cao, which makes Xia Houdun not know what to say.

Cao Ren rode a horse on the post road in the dark, turned his head to look at the silent Xiahou Dun, and had no choice but to tell Xiahou Dun what happened.

It turned out that after Cao Cao retreated, he accepted Xun You's plan to attack Yanzhou on both sides. Cao Cao himself led a large force to Yuzhou, while a small part of Yanzhou and Xiaopei were handed over to Bai Ren to command the cavalry. Bai Ren ordered Cao Ren to come over this time. of.

"Bai Ren, Bai Zifu, why is this kid?" Xiahou Dun asked Cao Ren with an incredulous expression on his face. He was still a little unconvinced, after all, Bai Ren was a newcomer!

Cao Ren was riding on the horse, watching Xiahou Dun complaining, and said to Xiahou Dun with a smile in his tone: "Bai Zifu, versatile in both civil and military affairs, is a very capable person, even the one who dealt with Lu Bu just now Bai Zifu came up with the solution, Yuan Rang, don't complain, now is a very good time, my lord ordered Bai Ren to be the coach, there must be his intentions."

"I hope so!" Xiahou Dun's expression didn't change much after hearing Cao Ren's words, but he said perfunctorily to Cao Ren in a cold tone.

"I've been waiting for you here for a long time!" Just as Cao Ren and Xiahou Dun were chatting, the army was walking through a forest, and saw a troop of cavalry emerge from the forest in the north, led by a general Holding a hook and sickle, he was wearing black armor and led the cavalry behind him to block the way of Cao Ren and others, while the general was followed by a middle-aged scribe in white scribe uniform.

"Chen Gongtai, why are you ambush here? When I just came, there was no ambush here!" Cao Ren widened his eyes and looked at the counselor next to the general in disbelief. It was Chen Gong, and Cao Ren was surprised. It's because when I just led the cavalry over here, I didn't come out here to ambush myself.

"Hehe, General Wenyuan! Let me just say it! They will definitely come back!" Chen Gong looked at Cao Ren opposite him with a gloomy expression, and said to the general beside him in a somewhat gloomy tone.

This general is Zhang Liao, the number one general under Lu Bu, and Chen Gong deliberately ambushed the army in order to prevent Xiahou Dun from escaping. When Cao Ren passed by just now, Chen Gong deliberately did not let himself be exposed, just to raise the long line and catch big fish. , Now that the fish has been hooked, it is time to come out and harvest.

"Zhang Wenyuan in Lower Yanmen, I have been waiting here for a long time, I advise you to surrender obediently!" Zhang Liao said to Cao Ren and Xiahou Dun in a calm tone, holding the hook and sickle in his hand with a gloomy expression.

Looking at the army that suddenly appeared, Cao Ren's face became very ugly. He thought to himself that Bai Ren's plan had failed again, and then he gestured to a cavalry beside him.

"Pfft..." In a forest not far from Zhang Liao's ambush, Bai Ren sprayed a mouthful of saliva on Yu Jin's face.

Yu Jin wiped the saliva off his face with his hands, and looked at Bai Ren with some embarrassment. Bai Ren looked at Yu Jin, smiled helplessly, looked at the soldiers who were ready in the woods, and thought to himself, when he saw the Three Kingdoms Romance is still useful to me. Now I just need to wait for Cao Ren and the others to lead Lu Bu's army over, and then I will directly set fire to the forest, and then I can defeat Lu Bu's army without any effort.

"Zifu, why don't you say that General Cao Ren hasn't come yet? What happened? Why don't you think he hasn't come yet?" Yu Jin and Bai Ren waited in the woods for a long time and found that Cao Ren's army hadn't seen for a long time. asked Bai Ren worriedly.

"No way! I asked Cao Ren to take all the cavalry away. Even if you can't defeat Lu Bu's army, you can always escape if you escape. You don't have to worry, it will be fine!" Bai Ren looked at Yu Jin's worried look and patted He patted his chest and said.

At this moment, a cavalryman ran over in a panic. He was the cavalryman behind Cao Ren. He ran out just now and hurriedly reported to Bai Ren.

"General, our army was ambushed by the enemy one mile ahead."

"What, uh, this is a bit embarrassing!" Bai Ren's eyes widened immediately after hearing what the cavalryman said, and said in embarrassment.

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"What, there is Lu Bu's ambush ahead?" Bai Ren's eyes widened, and he looked at the little soldier who came to report the news with an incredulous expression, and said in a slightly surprised tone.

"When our army came to a forest, we suddenly rushed out to the cavalry to block our way. The leader is called Zhang. Anyway, the army's counselor is the traitor Chen Gong!" The soldier said hurriedly. Bai Ren said, anxiously begging Bai Ren to send troops to rescue Cao Ren.

Ever since Bai Ren took refuge in Cao Cao, he did not ambush others in the war he participated in, but he was ambushed by the enemy this time. Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it. What should I do? !

"All the soldiers of the army go to the rescue. Yu Jin, you stay with a few people beside you. When I rescue someone, you set fire to me. I'm going to burn him to death today!" Bai Ren raised his arm. waved, shouted to almost [-] soldiers behind him, and then gave orders to Yu Jin with a serious face.

"Zifu, I got it!" Seeing Bai Ren's serious look, Yu Jin nodded, and then watched Bai Ren leave the forest.

On the other side of the battlefield, Zhang Liao's cavalry was fighting against Cao Ren's army. Cao Ren's side had 2000 cavalry plus Xiahou Dun's [-] infantry, while Zhang Liao on the opposite side had only [-] cavalry. It seemed that it was Cao Ren's side. The army has the upper hand.

However, Zhang Liao's face was still calm, and the cavalry under his command blocked the way of Cao Ren's army, and Zhang Liao also fought Xiahou Dun on the opposite side with a hook and sickle.

"Hmph! There are only so few of you, and you still want to block our way, let's get out of the way!" Xiahou Dun kept taunting Zhang Liao while attacking Zhang Liao with a big knife.