Three Kingdoms lazy man

"Eat more, sleep more, read more, the most important thing is to look handsome!" After hearing Lu Yi's question, Bai Ren looked at the little guy's fiery eyes, so he thought for a while, and half-jokingly said to Lu Yi The proposal replied.

"Eating, sleeping. Reading, I know what it is! What is this handsome? No matter, get the first three done first!" Lu Yi looked a little puzzled, but saw that Bai Ren had already run over there In the past, he muttered to himself a few times, and hurried forward to keep up with Bai Ren's pace.

"Mi'er, what's the matter with you!" Bai Ren came to Zhen Mi, and seeing him coming, Zhen Mi immediately wrapped her arms around her waist, and leaned against Bai Ren with her delicate little face. chest, couldn't help asking Zhen Mi in a daze.

"I just want to hug my husband all of a sudden!" After a while, Zhen Mi gently lifted her little head off Bai Ren's chest, then raised her head, revealing her pretty little face, facing Bai Ren. said with a smile.

"Sister, look at her!" Xiao Qiao looked at Bai Ren and Zhen Mi's actions just now with a somewhat uneasy expression, and immediately stomped her feet angrily, and then said to her elder sister, Da Qiao, who was beside her.

Da Qiao slowly opened her eyes, gently wiped away the tears on her face with her hands, then pretended to be nonchalant, and slowly came to the side of Bai Ren and Zhen Mi, speaking softly Bai Ren said: "Da Qiao has met Mr. Bai!"

"Bai Ren has seen two girls!" Bai Ren saw Da Qiao approaching on his own initiative, looking at Xiao Qiao who was behind Da Qiao, and hurriedly broke away from Zhen Mi's embrace, then bowed and walked towards the two beautiful girls I gave a gift.

"Bad guy!" Xiao Qiao followed behind her sister, looked at Bai Ren who was walking, and muttered a few words secretly.

"Yesterday, Mr. Bai read the poem in front of my sisters. It's really beautiful. I don't know if Mr. Bai has a complete poem like this!" Da Qiao still looked at Bai Ren with a smile on his face and asked, It's just that when he saw Zhen Mi beside Bai Ren, there would be a bit of disappointment and loneliness in his eyes.

Bai Ren lowered his head, thought for a while, and suddenly thought that the poem he read yesterday was Bai Juyi's Song of Everlasting Regret. When he first learned this poem, Bai Ren was still in high school. .At the beginning, Bai Ren's Chinese teacher asked him to memorize this ancient poem, but before the college entrance examination, Bai Ren only memorized a few lines, and now it is basically impossible for him to memorize it.What's more, this poem describes the love between Tang Xuanzong and Concubine Yang. There are too many historical events in it. It is impossible to find the events that reflect this era and the past, and it will be difficult to explain it when it is memorized.

"This, this, the article is natural, and I got it by chance. This beautiful poem is just a sentence that suddenly appeared in my mind when I saw the girl. I just read it on a whim! So please don't blame the girl! "Bai Ren explained to Da Qiao in front of him with a somewhat embarrassed expression.

"Articles are natural, and you can get them by chance. Mr. Bai is indeed a man of great literary talents. I wonder if Mr. Bai can compose another poem for me?" Da Qiao heard what Bai Ren said, with a slight expression on his face. Surprised, he looked at Bai Ren with hope in his eyes and asked.

At this time, Bai Ren suddenly saw a light tear on Da Qiao's face, and looked at Da Qiao in surprise, only to see Da Qiao looking at Zhen Mi beside him with sad eyes, and finally made up his mind to murmur Read: "The beauty rolls up the bead curtain, sits deeply and frowns. But seeing the wet tears, I don't know who I hate!"

When everyone heard Bai Ren's poem, they suddenly looked at Bai Ren with unbelievable eyes, but when Da Qiao heard Bai Ren's poem, his eyes turned slightly red, and he lowered his head, not wanting to be seen to the way I am now.

"Sister, what's the matter with you!" Seeing her sister's movements, Xiao Qiao hurried over, and you asked her with concern.

"I'm fine, Mr. Bai's literary talent is really amazing! Da Qiao admires you very much." Da Qiao put away his sad emotions, gently raised his head, with a trace of He said to Bai Ren with a helpless smile.

"Husband, I want to compose a poem for me too!" Zhen Mi watched her husband compose a poem for another woman, and suddenly felt a little angry, so she said to Bai Ren in a coquettish manner.

"Let me think about it!" Bai Ren looked at Zhen Mi, and suddenly thought of the Luoshen Fu written by Cao Zhi, but he can't recite the Luoshen Fu at all now, but he has a dream space. Now that the fifth day is over, he should be able to come Dream space, so I closed my eyes and came to the dream space.

"Sure enough, it can be used!" Looking at the huge display screen, Bai Ren felt a sense of familiarity. He slowly came to the display screen, and Bai Ren clicked directly into the class, no matter how much it was, and directly selected elementary Tang poetry.

At this time, three figures appeared in front of him, one was a young man with a arrogant face and a sword on his back, and the word Li Bai was written on it.The other one in the middle has a wine jug hanging on his waist, with a sad expression on his face, and the word Du Fu is written on it.The last one is riding an ox with a calm face, and the word Bai Juyi is written underneath.

Bai Ren thought for a while, and finally chose Li Bai. After all, Li Bai's title seems to be better than the other two. He is a poet after all!

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"Boy, you really know how to choose people. You are really smart, so you chose me. Not only do I do good poetry, but I also know how to use a sword. In the future, I will show you how to use a sword!" At that moment, a young man in white clothes appeared in front of Bai Ren, with a wine gourd hanging from his waist, a book in one hand, and a sword in the other.

"Sword! Forget it, I have a question to ask you now! Please answer my question!" Bai Ren touched his forehead and looked at the young man with a strange smile in front of him. This guy is Li Bai ?But only this person appeared in this place, it seems that this guy is really Li Bai, so he asked you Bai with a smile on his face.

"It's fine for me to answer the question, but if it's about Tang poetry, I can answer very quickly, but if it's not about Tang poetry, then I'm sorry, I need a reward!" Li Bai looked at Bai Ren in front of him, a little lazy looked at him and said.

"I'll go! Those guys used to be able to answer questions with me, why do you want to be paid?" Bai Ren looked at Li Bai in front of him, and asked him with a bewildered expression.

"Because I am me, a different kind of fireworks!" Li Bai pulled down the wine jug from his waist, opened the bottle cap of the wine jug, took a few sips of wine, and then looked at the bewildered Bai Ren in front of him. .Slightly smiled and said to him.

"I'll go. What kind of bullshit is this? I would have chosen Du Fu if I knew it!" Bai Ren looked at Li Bai in front of him with an angry expression, and said to Li Bai through gritted teeth.

"Unfortunately, there is no medicine for regret in this world. If there is medicine for regret, I must pursue Sister Yuhuan! So Sao Nian, let's face the reality, or that cute little beauty outside you will rebel again!" Looking at Bai Ren with a smile, he said.

"You read the Luoshen Fu to me, no, write it down, what reward do you want now!" Bai Ren had no choice but to accept his fate, looking at this cheap guy in front of him, this guy really deserves to be a poet Title?After thinking for a while, he said to Li Bai cautiously.

"You just need to top up 30 dream coins for me!" Li Bai showed a treacherous smile, then looked at Bai Ren and said.

At this moment, a top-up device suddenly appeared. Bai Ren looked at Li Bai's face with a sinister smile, gritted his teeth, and went to the top-up device to top up 30 dream coins.

"Okay, let me write it to you!" Li Bai took out a card from his waist, swiped it on the top of the recharger, and drew 30 dream coins on the straight line, which was immediately cleared, and then handed A brush and a piece of rice paper suddenly appeared on the screen, and the rice paper floated in the air. Li Bai used the brush in his hand to draw randomly on the rice paper, and a complete Luoshen Fu on the rice paper appeared in front of Li Bai.

"Okay, I've finished writing, you can take it!" Li Bai put away his brush, took the piece of rice paper in his hand, and handed it to Bai Ren.

Bai Ren looked at Li Bai full of hatred. He used to pretend to be coercive without spending money, but this time he pretended to be coercive and cost himself three ingots of silver. One day I will ask for these three ingots of silver. From your mouth, Li Bai Spit it out, I should seize the time to recite the Luoshen Fu in front of me now.

"Master Bai, is he asleep?" Da Qiao looked at Bai Ren's closed eyes, as if he was asleep, and asked suspiciously.

"When my husband is thinking about the problem, such a situation will not happen, you don't have to worry." Zhen Mi looked at her own Bai Ren with a proud face, and said to everyone with a smile.

"Listen to me: light as a frightened bird, gentle as a dragon, glorious with autumn chrysanthemums, and lush spring pines. It seems like the moon covered by light clouds, and the snow flutters like the flowing wind. Looking at it from a distance, It is as bright as the sun rising in the morning glow. When you look at it by force, it is as bright as a flower coming out of Lubo. The slenderness is harmonious, shortened and fit. If the shoulders are cut, the waist is as plain as expected. The neck is stretched and the neck is beautiful, and the quality is exposed. The fragrance is not added, lead Huafu Yu. Cloud bun and elevating, eyebrows trimmed and juicy, red lips are bright outside, white teeth are fresh inside. Bright eyes are good at gazing, dimpled and supporting power, graceful and elegant, quiet and leisurely. Gentle and charming, charming in language. Wonderful clothes The bone statues should be pictured. The draped clothes are bright and beautiful, and the Eryao and Bi are beautiful. Wearing gold and emerald jewelry, embellished with pearls to dazzle the body. Practicing the shoes of traveling far away, and the light trains of misty gauze. The faint orchids It's fragrant, walking around the corner of the mountain." Bai Ren slowly read out the most beautiful passage of the Luoshen Fu that he had just memorized, pretending to be very serious and relaxed.

"Wow, it's so beautiful!" Zhen Mi was completely obsessed with Bai Ren's verses, with a smile on her face and eyes full of admiration, she looked at Bai Ren beside her, that was her husband, A man of both civil and military skills.

And the other people are completely obsessed with the beautiful rhetoric in this verse, and they all look at Zhen Mi who is beside Bai Ren with envy, and look at Bai Ren with the eyes of the two of you.

"This is really a beautiful poem!" At this moment, an old voice came from outside, and Lu Kang came out of the garden, looking at Bai Ren with a smile on his face, his eyes full of admiration.

"Old Mr. Lu, you are too well-respected. I just made this up on a whim!" Bai Ren saw that it was Lu Kang who had arrived, and quickly said to Lu Kang modestly.

"I've met my uncle!" Lu Yi saw Lu Kang coming, and hurriedly performed a junior gift. He valued and respected his uncle very much, and this uncle also taught him a lot.

"I met Mr. Lu!" The other four girls said to Lu Kang with slight smiles.

"Zi Fu, it seems that you are very lucky now!" Lu Kang looked at the four girls beside him, and with a hint of a deep smile, he said jokingly to Bai Ren.

"Hehe..." Bai Ren touched his head in embarrassment, not knowing what to say.

"Then you guys can chat here, there will be a banquet tonight, Yier, you should take Brother Zifu to the hall at night!" Lu Kang saw that these people were all young people gathered here, they seemed to be playing , so he smiled a little, and slowly said to Lu Yi behind Bai Ren, then turned his head and left this place.

"It seems that little brother Bai is interested in the two daughters of the Qiao family. I heard Xu Zijiang said that he has the appearance of Wang Zuo, and he will become a great weapon in the future. Otherwise, marry the two daughters of the Qiao family to little brother Bai. Forget it! In this chaotic world, we can choose a way out for our Lu family." Lu Kang walked out of the garden slowly, recalling what he saw in the garden, with a funny smile on his face, muttering to himself road.

In the garden, everyone finally chatted about the facts, and then went back to their respective homes, each looking for their own mothers.

Zhen Mi looked at the leaving back of Xiao Qiao and Bai Ren's reluctant eyes, pouted her mouth, and finally made up her mind and said to Bai Ren: "Tonight, I will wait for you in my room Husband, remember that after the banquet, you must come to my room to find me, I have something to tell you."

"Can't we say no now?" Bai Ren looked at Zhen Mi's strange appearance, looked at Zhen Mi in front of him curiously, and asked full of doubts.

"You'll know when the time comes!" Zhen Mi looked at Bai Ren's bewildered expression, looked at Bai Ren angrily, muttered in her heart that Bai Ren was a piece of wood, and then pulled the step trainer beside her , and left quickly.

"Hey, I don't understand girls' minds, I really don't understand!" Bai Ren looked at Zhen Mi's fast leaving pace, stared at her small back, and said with a little sigh.

"Brother Bai, just be content. It's not too late now, please come with me!" Seeing this guy like this, Lu Yi shook his head helplessly, and then said to him respectfully.

So under the leadership of Lu Yi, Bai Ren came to the banquet hall. As soon as Bai Ren entered the hall, Bai Ren saw Lu Kang sitting on the main seat, and Xu Zijiang sitting on the side. The seat seems to be reserved for myself.

"You are finally here, we have been waiting for you for a long time!" Lu Kang looked at Bai Ren and said with joy.

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"Thank you Mr. Lu for the invitation!" Under the leadership of Lu Yi, Bai Ren came to his seat, then bowed to Lu Kang who was sitting in the main seat, and saluted, and then sat down slowly. Landing on the ground, Lu Yi saw that Bai Ren had already sat down, so he motioned to Lu Kang who was sitting on the main seat, and retreated.

"Come here, serve food and wine." Seeing that everyone has arrived, Lu Kang hastily shouted to the door, only to see two chefs running in from the door, followed by four strong men, carrying a In came a lamb that was perfectly roasted.

In ancient times, there was a very strict order, even eating. Gentlemen and princes ate cattle, literati and courtiers, famous families ate sheep, and commoners ate dogs. As the literati and officials of this era, Lu Kang is also one of the four great families in Jiangdong. First, the head of the Lu family, it was very simple to get a roasted whole lamb at the banquet.