Be a boss by collecting rent

And by the way, I kicked my dad, and my dad also gave his own advice.

Hold your phone up a bit and search for something else!

Seeing this, the audience was stunned.

"This is a wonderful family!"

"This is so weird!"

"Wow! Worm, look, is this a parasite?!"

"Huh? Bounced? I thought I was going to eat this bug."

"Damn, you're disgusting!"

The movie continues.

Brother and sister are looking for wifi.

Because they lived in a messy basement, the toilet was actually higher than their heads, so they finally connected to wifi next to the toilet.

So

Lin Yi's elder brother and Xue Yao's younger sister squatted next to the toilet and picked up the wifi.

Seeing this, Liu Kuanheng's heart skipped a beat.

"Isn't this the kind of disgusting parasite movie, but this family?!"

not good!

He suddenly felt tremendous pressure. If it was really what he thought, wouldn't it mean that

What the hell!

The theme of parasites and crime and evil crashed again? !

You guys arranged ghosts inside our company, right? !

And as the plot continued to develop, the audience discovered that just using wifi is nothing at all, and this wonderful family even uses disinfectant!

Because, when they found out that the spray was disinfecting outside, my sister said to close the window quickly.

However, the old man played by the old man said calmly: "Don't close it! You can help disinfect the house and kill insects by the way!"

Wonderful! ! !

The other three actually thought it made sense

So

The whole family was so smoked that they coughed continuously, and it could be said that they wanted to take advantage of it and even sacrificed their lives.

The audience was dumbfounded!

"Fuck, this is definitely a wonderful family!"

"This family is really a weird brain circuit, you can't accept it!"

"Taking advantage is not your life, it's awesome!"

"Don't tell me, I have seen such a shameless person. Last year, on the eve of the college entrance examination, I changed the wifi password at home. The neighbor's aunt came over and scolded me, saying: You changed the wifi to delay my son's access to the Internet. Check the information, are you responsible for failing to pass the Tsinghua University exam?

I was? ? ? ? "

"Yes, the world is so big, there are all kinds of wonders, and I have seen such wonders before."

The audience chatted.

However, what they don't know is that this is just the beginning of the parasite, and the real power is yet to come.

On this day, a friend introduced a tutoring job to my brother.

For this hard-won job, the younger sister immediately forged a certificate for her elder brother in the Internet cafe.

And the technology is so high that it can be confused with the real one.

After the old man saw it, he even sighed, "Why don't universities offer fake diplomas?"

"If there is, my daughter will definitely pass the exam"

Audiences:""

As soon as the screen changed, my brother went for an interview, but he didn't expect it to be a super big mansion.

Obviously, the other party is very rich.

When I went back to my home, because I was in the basement, I walked down, all the way down

But here, it keeps going up, there is lawn, there are sprinklers

During the interview, the hostess expressed that she wanted to watch her brother give a lecture, and she had to watch the whole process.

Brother agreed.

The audience is very curious, with this virtue, can he pass the interview? !

but

This brother is obviously also a talent!

In the middle of the class, he suddenly took the girl's hand. The hostess looked a little nervous, but the brother said solemnly: "Your pulse is too fast."

"If this is your exam, you've already lost morale!"

"You shouldn't take this as a lesson, you should take it as actual combat, and you must have momentum!"

Then put her hand back.

The audience is dumbfounded now

"Fuck, this guy is a bit powerful!"

"This is really capable!"

"Teaching as a tease is obviously confusing! But I think the hostess must be satisfied."

During the low-pitched communication, the audience realized that they had guessed correctly.