There are gentlemen in the Three Kingdoms

As soon as I came to the gate of the Taoist temple, I saw people from all over the world came here, but there were some little Taoist priests at the gate who were distributing talisman water to the people who came here admiringly.

Seeing this, the potter couldn't help but a bunch of black lines appeared above his head.

Are these two old men right?

Sell ​​floating water?Are they going to be Zhang Jiao?

The potter walked up to the two little Taoist priests and said in a low voice, "Who told you to sell this?"

The potter is traveling in plain clothes today, and it is not so easy for ordinary people to see him, let alone two little Taoist priests in the Taoist temple on the outskirts of Pengcheng.

So they did not know the potter.

The two little Taoist priests felt a little uncomfortable when they saw that he was talking very rudely. After all, their master was Yu Ji, who was personally appointed by Prime Minister Tao, and the two deputy masters, one was Prime Minister Tao's father, and the other was Prime Minister Tao. old man.

The so-called one person attains the Tao, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven.The two little Taoist priests, after following these big men for a long time, naturally became awesome.

"Who are you, you have a lot to do? You're free!" The little Taoist raised his head and said horizontally.

"I can take care of everything within a radius of three thousand miles, so it's no problem to take care of you two." The potter said very naturally.

The two little Taoist priests looked at his expression with contempt.

Where did this lunatic come from? He opened his mouth and grinned, talking nonsense.

The potter asked the two of them, "What diseases can your talisman water cure?"

A young Taoist priest showed a proud look on his face: "Fu Shui was practiced by Wang Tianshi and Tao Tianshi after they successfully crossed the catastrophe. It can cure all diseases. It has the effect of bringing the dead back to life, and can cure all suffering in the world!"

Another little Taoist said: "It can be cured even if you can't give birth to a child, do you want some?"

The potter's expression was a little stiff.

Transcend robbery?These two old things are going to become fine.

The pottery merchant turned his head to greet Pei Qian, and said to him, "Get someone to confiscate everything. Don't let the two old things embarrass me here."

Pei Qian immediately took orders, and he called the other three Pei brothers to lead the plainclothes tiger guards not far away to confiscate the talisman water.

Seeing this, the two little Taoist priests became anxious immediately. While trying their best to block the guards, they said, "Who are you all? What are you going to do? Do you know whose floating water this is? Tao's! Grandpa skinned you."

Pei Qian raised his eyebrows and asked, "Who is your grandfather?"

The little Taoist raised his head and said triumphantly: "Speaking out will scare you to death, Tao Taigong and Wang Taigong are both from our grandfather's generation, and Tao Taigong's son will be the prime minister, so is Mr. Taiping! So in terms of seniority, The current prime minister belongs to our grandparents!"

At this moment, the pottery merchant walked over, dissatisfied and said to Pei Qian: "It's so slow to confiscate something? Are you copying goods or admitting relatives?"

Pei Qian chuckled: "I'm introducing the prime minister's relatives. These two are your long-lost grandsons."

An hour later, the potter sat in the quiet room inside the Taoist temple.

Opposite him, sat Wang Yun and Tao Qian, who were full of unhappiness.

After a long silence, the potter just said to them: "You two are really going back as you get older! Once you are old, if you want to practice Taoism, you should practice it well. What are you doing with talisman water? I don't know that Zhang Jiao was selling this thing back then. Do you start from home?"

Wang Yun said angrily: "You have the nerve to say that? We two brothers have achieved great success in cultivating Taoism, and have cultivated a whole body of skills. What's wrong with wanting to benefit the common people with our own immortal skills? What's your intention of standing side by side? "

The potter's expression was as dissatisfied as Wang Yun's: "Take a break, praise you two gods, do you really take it seriously? In fact, it's just two gods at most."

Those words made Wang Yun's liver hurt with anger, and sparks shot up in his head.

Did this little bastard come all the way to annoy the old man?

Tao Qian closed his eyes, murmuring something back and forth.

The pottery merchant couldn't help being very curious when he saw Tao Qian's gossip.

"Father, what are you doing?"

"Recite the Tao Te Ching." Tao Qian said flatly.

The potter frowned suspiciously: "What are you doing carrying that thing on your back?"

"It's good to memorize it. If you don't memorize it, I'm afraid I'll be on a whim and stab you to death with a sword formula!"

Look at the use of this word.

When he was young, he saw that Tao Qian seemed to have almost memorized the Tao Te Ching, and the murderous intent in his heart seemed to be almost suppressed, then he opened his eyes, stroked his white beard and said: "This old man's practice is not enough, because this little thing , I was almost moved by the anger of Infinite Shou Zun!"

The pottery merchant said helplessly: "I am your own son, for a little deceitful floating water, do you actually have the idea of ​​killing me?"

"As for?" Wang Yun said from the side: "There are thousands of years of our Taoism in those places, do you know how big a crime you have committed?"

The potter rolled his eyes.

The two of you together are more than 100 years old, so how many thousand years old?Is the living king likely to be fine?

Seeing the potter's disbelief, Tao Qian educated him: "Taoism has nothing to do with age, it refers to the inner aura of a practitioner. You are an outsider, but you don't understand this. the mystery."

The potter sighed.

These two old things are crazy!

"Father, I didn't come to you this time to tell you these things. Han Hao is dead, and Jinling City's hearts are fluctuating now. I can't go back for a while to appease me. After thinking about it, you are the only one who is suitable to go back for me." Come on, to appease the people of Jinling City!"

Tao Qian frowned, seemingly dissatisfied.

"Let the old man go back? The old man is an outsider, what are you doing with your mundane affairs? No, definitely not!"

The pottery merchant said anxiously: "Nowadays all parties in the world are in turmoil and wars are raging everywhere. As a member of the Tao family, you should do your best! It's okay to mess around as you usually do. At this time, you must shoulder the responsibility!"

Tao Qian shook his head like a rattle: "No, absolutely not. The old man is a fairy, how can he get involved in your mortal wars? I hit too hard. If I go out of the mountain, I won't be bleeding like a river."

Nima!

Still bleeding like a river?

The potter was completely speechless.

When I was young, I saw the potter take a deep breath and said: "Since you don't want to go, then I might as well stop you. You are born here to practice. Remember to pay the fine owed to the court."

The two old men were stunned for a moment.

"fine?"

"Yes, you sell floating water without a license, affecting social security, and your two great-grandchildren insulted me, and spread superstition. According to preliminary calculations, the total fine is [-] million yuan. I will ask the Minister of Pengcheng to send someone tomorrow morning. Accept, remember to prepare cash, no white slips, repeat, we only need cash, no white slips."

Chapter 869 Zhou Yu's Strategy