There are gentlemen in the Three Kingdoms

Hearing this, the pottery merchant smiled faintly: "Of course I won't lie to you about something very simple, the piano score of Changhe Yin."

Chapter 6 The Forked Window Rod Teaser

what is love?

Love is like pooping, when it comes, you can't stop it, it's coming as soon as you push it hard!No matter how you pinch it, you can't pinch the crotch.

Obviously, the current Zhou Yu is the kind who has poop and can't control himself, and can't pinch his crotch and spit it out.

Famous generals in the world are also human beings, with unstoppable emotions and six desires.

The potter just woke up early in the morning. After washing and tidying up, he stretched his waist. Just as he came outside the door to do some morning exercises, Zhou Yu, who had been standing outside his door, smiled and said, "Teacher, you Woke up? But I slept for too long."

The pottery merchant was shocked when he heard the words, he almost jumped up, turned his head to look at Zhou Yu in horror, and said in disbelief, "You ran out of my door to squat in the pit early in the morning?"

Zhou Yu blushed with embarrassment at the pottery's words, and said in a low voice, "No, no... I've just arrived too, and the Taifu must have misunderstood."

Pei Qian, who was guarding the door, rolled his eyes and said, "Don't be too modest, General Zhou. I heard from the Tiger Guard soldiers who guarded the Taifu last night that General Zhou came to the door where the Taifu sleeps at three o'clock when he was ugly." Tossing and turning outside, pacing anxiously everywhere, if you calculate it carefully, you must have stayed here for nearly two hours at least."

Zhou Yu's scar was exposed by Pei Qian, and he wished he could find a crack in the ground to get in.

The potter made some calculations, Zhou Yu ran to his door and waited before three o'clock in the morning, while he got up at about seven o'clock in the morning.

What a persevering kid... so commendable.

Tao Shang reached out and patted Zhou Yu's shoulder, and said, "Young man, you are so persistent, I like you... It seems that you are determined to meet my sister?"

Zhou Yu sighed, and said helplessly: "Yu also knows that this is Meng Lang's move, and please ask the Taifu to complete it, and Zhou Yu will repay it in the future."

The potter looked him up and down: "Can you follow me to Jinling?"

"This, I'm afraid it won't work."

The pottery merchant chuckled, and said: "It's okay, if you don't go, you won't go, it's easy to talk about! Then let's..."

After hearing this, Zhou Yu was eager to try. He stood outside the door for four hours, waiting for the potter's words.

"Wait until I have breakfast and exercise first." The potter said unhurriedly.

Zhou Yu's face suddenly sank.

……

After breakfast, the potter was not in a hurry to recommend Xiaoqiao to Zhou Yu. After that, he came to an open space in front of a bamboo building. Shi Shiran slowly played the Wu Qinxi that he had learned from Hua Tuo in Pengcheng.

These days, hegemony is important, career is important, ambition is important, but health care is also important.

Why was the Sima family finally able to seize the Cao family's foundation and lay a solid foundation for the return of the Three Kingdoms to Jin?

Because Emperor Xuan Sima Yi can rely on him!Can live!

Live bastard!

A group of vassals fight for the world, all the vassals are killed, and only one is left alive, and the remaining one is the real man, so it doesn't matter what you say.

His fart is the truth.

The pottery merchant was there to maintain his health and practice boxing in an orderly manner, but Zhou Yu was bored and dizzy.

If it was someone else playing Wu Qinxi in front of him, playing various small animals to delay time, he would have already lost his temper.

The problem is that what he is facing at the moment is a pottery merchant, the current imperial tutor, and young master Taiping.

No matter in terms of status or status, he couldn't do that, nor was he qualified to do that, nor did he have the strength to do that.

Bored, Zhou Yu had no choice but to go back and bring the Guqin, and then sat on the ground next to the potter's Wu Qinxi practice, and began to play the qin to pass the boring time.

As everyone knows, when he sat down like this, he fell into the hands of the potter.

Tao Shang glanced sideways at Zhou Yu from the corner of his eyes, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Behind the place where the potters played Wu Qin Xi and Zhou Yu played the piano, there is a two-storey simple residence built of bamboo, which was used by Jiangdu Yue King Gou Yi to ask the potters to house his female relatives.

But right now, Xiaoqiao, Tao Ying, Hua'er and others are all in that small building.

This was the method discussed by the pottery merchant with Xiaoqiao last night. Today, during the daytime, he will personally find a way to guide Zhou Yu to the small building, and then the people in the building will design and act.

Below the bamboo building, the sound of Zhou Yu's piano came up, and the people on the second floor of the bamboo building quietly looked down.

However, under the bamboo building, a strange situation fell into the eyes of everyone.

The pottery dancer downstairs heard the chickens and danced, while Zhou Yu played the piano and played the music. The two played and danced, but they complemented each other very well.

If it was changed to a man and a woman, it might look more pleasing to the eye, but now there are two men playing the piano and dancing, and everyone who looks at them can't help feeling cold all over.

Looking disgusted, shaking his eyes.

Hua'er saw Zhou Yu's position clearly, then picked up a pole for the window, walked to the window, closed one eye, and carefully aimed at the back of Zhou Yu's head who was playing the piano.

Seeing this, Tao Ying couldn't help being surprised, and said, "Ma'am, what are you doing?"

Xiaoqiao explained to Tao Ying from the side: "Brother Taifu said last night, there has been a saying since ancient times: it is a coincidence... He said that today he will lead Zhou Yu to stay downstairs in the small building, and let me take the bamboo pole for the window Hitting him on the head will attract Zhou Yu's attention, and his plan will be considered successful... The problem is that I am clumsy, and I can't aim correctly, so I can only ask Mrs. Laohua to help."

Daqiao nodded at the side: "That's right, this is what the Taifu ordered, saying that... what, what, after a thousand years, the ultimate romantic way to seduce a man lies in hitting the head with a bamboo pole."

Tao Ying blinked, and wondered, "Smash a man's head with a bamboo pole, and you can tell right from wrong? What's wrong with the world!"

Daqiao hesitated and said: "Anyway, it was ordered by the Taifu, and I don't understand it very well..."

While speaking, Hua'er had gathered all her strength, and swung her rough hands suddenly!

Seeing that the bamboo pole was separated like an atomic bomb, it hit Zhou Yu's head perfectly.

Hua'er is extremely powerful, throwing this pole is like hitting Zhou Yu who is playing the piano...

"what!"

Then Zhou Yu yelled in horror, then covered his head, rolled his eyes and lay back.

This pole actually hit him directly and passed out.

Everyone on the second floor was stunned.

The potter who was practicing Wu Qin Xi was also a little dazed, the claws in his hands were frozen in mid-air, unable to move.

"What's the matter?"

its not right!