There are gentlemen in the Three Kingdoms

The life of the rotten princes, the maidservants are all so beautiful and characteristic, it is so enviable.

As if to confirm Mi Heng's words, after Qiao Yi and Qiao Yun finished grinding the ink, they stood behind the potter on the left and right to help him rub his shoulders.

The potter was also a little embarrassed, he turned his head and winked at the two girls quietly, signaling them not to act like this.

The problem was that the two girls acted as if they hadn't heard, and performed their duties with their heads down, kneading for the potter.

It's just right, it's really comfortable.

The pottery merchant snorted in embarrassment, and said, "Zhengping, let's start, write a call to action."

"Oh." Mi Heng looked at the potter with envy and jealousy, then took a pen and began to dip in ink.

and many more……

"A call to action? You want me to write a call to action?" Mi Heng asked suspiciously.

The Tao merchant raised his eyebrows and said: "How fresh, you said that Chen Lin's writing is not good enough, and your level is not good enough, so you can write a good enough one now and help me scold you... I will specially criticize you for swearing in the article. "

Mi Heng stared at the potter in a daze for a long while, and suddenly became angry: "What do you think of you? A writer who is for your encouragement, or a street shrew who helps you to swear?"

"Ai ai ai!" The pottery merchant shook his index finger and said, "Be careful what you say, don't forget, your concubine and son, Tao is still helping you to take care of them."

"I don't have a concubine, and I don't have a son!"

The potter didn't seem to hear what he said, and said to himself, "Your son seems to be able to call him daddy now."

The muscles on Mi Heng's face twitched back and forth, and finally gave in helplessly, knelt down on the soft bed, picked up the pen, and prepared to write an essay.

He was writing in a daze for a long time, but he didn't write a single word.

The pottery merchant looked at him suspiciously and said, "What's wrong?"

"My mind makes you so angry that you have no thoughts, and you can't write at all." Mi Heng is telling the truth this time.

The potter suddenly gave a "oh", and then helped you weigh a good idea from the bottom of his heart.

"Otherwise... you'll just scold Yuan Shao, Chen Lin, and those sluts under Yuan's command as if they were me? Now imagine that your article is not scolding them, but scolding me, how about that?"

Mi Heng narrowed his eyes, and after careful consideration for a while, he moved his pen freely and his thoughts flowed like a fountain.

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Mi Heng's call to action soon spread throughout the world.

As soon as Mi Heng's proclamation came out, the whole country was shocked.

In today's world, the most talented person in the world who can be tied with Kong Rong is actually willing to be a knife and pen official who writes proclamations under the command of a pottery merchant. This Taiping son pottery merchant has such a charming and unstoppable personality.

After all, Mi Heng's arrogance and bullshit have been well-known in the cultural circles across the country since his debut.

For a time, in the circle of literati all over the world, the reputation of pottery merchants rose immediately, and all literati all over the world changed their colors after hearing this name.

And what surprised the world even more was the content of the denunciation letter written by Mi Heng against the civil and military forces in Hebei.

Really amazing!

Scolding has reached a new level of literary and artistic swearing in the Han Dynasty!

In Chen Lin's proclamation, at most she scolded Cao Cao and the potters, plus the ancestors of Cao Cao and the potters.

But the crowd you Heng scolded was a bit too broad.

First of all, it is necessary to scold Yuan Shao, which belongs to the opening point.

In the call-to-action, he was called 43-year-old, but in fact he was a hawk and dog, a dandy who lost goods to a rich family, and he was so visceral in the competition with Yuan Shu that he let himself go and spoil the heroes of Hebei.

However, the fact is that Mi Heng just followed what the potter said and scolded Yuan Shao and others as potters in his imagination.

The call to action spread to Yecheng, and Yuan Shao's face turned green after reading it.

"What a Niheng! What a sour scholar! How dare you humiliate me like this? I swear to destroy it! You wait, you wait for me to conquer Xuzhou, Yuan must serve you well!" Yuan Shao was very angry He slapped the table and roared hoarsely.

The counselors below Yuan Shao were also very unhappy.

"Ming Gong, Mi Heng is so rude, Ming Gong must not admit defeat... I have to ask Chen Lin to write another essay to refute Mi Heng!" Guo Jia's clan.

After hearing Guo Tu's words, Yuan Shao just came back to his senses.

"Yes, Gongze is right! Yuan can't let people be defeated so easily! Call Chen Lin quickly and ask him to write another article, scolding Xuzhou civil and military fiercely! Don't drive when you go up to the military division, and go down to the county magistrate Pavilion chief, don't let anyone go! Scold everyone! Yuan must overwhelm the pottery thief and Mi Heng."

When she was young, Chen Lin was ordered to come in front of Yuan Shao, and after hearing the cause and effect, she picked up Mi Heng's call to action and read it.

After watching for a while, Chen Lin's face turned red, her hands were trembling constantly, and her teeth were clenching.

Especially when he read a passage written by Mi Heng: "Chen Lin, a man who learns the tongue of a parrot, holds the pen of a porpoise dog, barks and barks, and is extremely flattering. How can such pigs and dogs dare to call themselves scholars?" ? ', Chen Lin's eyes were filled with stares, and the anger in her chest couldn't be calmed down.

In Chen Lin's life, he has always been the only one who scolds others with a pen. When has anyone ever pointed their noses at them and scolded them like that.

At that moment, seeing that Chen Lin didn't come up in one breath, her eyes rolled white, and she passed out directly.

The crowd headed by Yuan Shao and others were dumbfounded.

Yuan Shao hastily greeted the medical officer and carried Chen Lin back for diagnosis and treatment.

Chen Lin, on the other hand, was in a rush of anger and lost consciousness for a while, but there was nothing serious about it.

Yuan Shao was not reconciled, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he immediately wanted to send troops to conquer Xuzhou.

Ju Shou quickly remonstrated with Yuan Shao: "Ming Gong, the soldiers and horses from all states in Hebei have not yet arrived. The most urgent task is to first conquer the ferries of the Yellow River. The Baima and Yanjin Ferries are important towns among the ferries. Supervise the battle personally. The land bordering Qingzhou and Xuzhou is the right wing of the battlefield. There is no need for Duke Ming to take action in person. The most urgent task is to contain the Xuzhou army in Langya country first, and then attack the white horse. Road, such a major event can only be settled."

Chapter 499 The Battle of Yuan Caotao

After listening to Jushou's suggestion, Yuan Shao pondered and said, "I heard from the scouts that the pottery merchant is currently sitting in Kaiyang city of Langya country. If Yuan wants to hold him back, who should he send? After all, the thief is full of tricks, and if ordinary people go, if he can't hold him back, he will kill himself in vain and delay the big event."

When Yuan Shao's words fell, he saw a burly man standing out from among the following generals, and said in a deep voice: "General, the last general is willing to go to Qingzhou to fight to the death with the pottery thief, and let the southern thief see me The mighty generals of the Northern Lands!"

Everyone turned their heads and looked, only to see that the fierce general who spoke was extremely tall, wide and strong, with a black face, ring-eyed lion nose, and a strong beard at the mouth, just like a beast king kong. Cheng Jing is not much different.

This is Yan Liang, a fierce general under Yuan Shao's tent.

Yuan Shao usually loved Yan Liang very much, and also held him in high regard. Now that he had no fear of the pottery merchants, he took the initiative to invite Ying, and he was very satisfied. Then he looked at the counselors present and asked for their opinions.

Unfortunately, most of the counselors were unresponsive.

Ju Shou and Shen Pei shook their heads at the same time, implying that it was not appropriate for Yuan Shao to use this person.

Although Yan Liang is the champion of the three armies bravely, but his temperament is too stubborn, it is unusual to fight against pottery merchants, his commander must be able to hold his breath and not be provoked and seduced by him, no matter how cheap the pottery merchants are , can be stable if Mount Tai is the best.