When Dian Wei heard this, he couldn't help laughing: "Lu Bu, you really have vision!"
Dian Wei's pride was beyond words, his nose was about to grow longer, and he almost didn't evolve into Pinocchio.
Lu Bu suppressed the desire to vomit, and continued: "However, I hope that I can have a fair duel with you. I think your bravery is not inferior to this general, but the horse you sit on Can't compare to my whistling red rabbit horse! The horse is the general's life, and the general's horse is far better than yours. Isn't this kind of competition taking advantage of the hero?"
Dian Wei was taken aback when he heard this.
What this guy said... is so fucking reasonable!
"Then what do you say?"
Lu Bu smashed the lower end of the halberd into the ground, and said in a loud voice, "Hero, in order to show the fairness of this battle, why don't you and I both get off our horses and fight on foot? Let's not borrow the power of horses, do you dare?"
Dian Wei's eyes suddenly lit up.
Lu Bu is looking for death by himself!
Fighting on foot...it is the director of a certain family, without the red rabbit horse?Isn't cleaning you the same as cleaning up your children and grandchildren?
"Lu Bu, you said this yourself! When we fight later, please don't cry!"
Dian Wei laughed, jumped off his horse with his halberds in hand, and shouted loudly, "Come on! Fight on foot!"
There was a smug sneer on the corner of Lu Bu's mouth.
But seeing his free hand, he suddenly pulled out a meteor hammer from the leather pouch on the saddle, and threw it at Dianwei's war horse.
Dian Wei's horse was hit by the meteor hammer and frightened. With a squawk, it turned around and ran away.
For a moment, Dian Wei seemed dumbfounded.
Lu Bu reined in the horse, turned the horse's head, and shouted to the soldiers behind him, "Let's go!"
After finishing speaking, he saw Lu Bu galloping towards the rear on his horse, and before he left, he still looked back at Dian Wei sarcastically, and said with a sneer, "You man, stand here and play by yourself, the Marquis doesn't have time to accompany you! "
After all, the Sifeng Chituma left immediately...
Only Dian Wei, who was standing on the ground without a horse, was left behind by the stunned soldiers behind him, staring blankly at Lu Bu's disappearing back, not knowing what to say for a while.
"Dian Sima...how about you ride my horse to chase after him?" A Cao soldier asked Dian Wei hesitantly.
Dian Wei stood alone in the wind, looking at Lu Bu Yiqi Juechen's back from a distance, two streams of snot dripped down his nostrils slowly.
When I was young, I saw this straightforward man inhale hard, sucking the big snot back into the nostrils, then moved his Adam's apple, and swallowed it "gurgling" down his throat and into his stomach.
Dian Wei sighed resentfully, expressing his grievance.
"Lu Bu is... not too particular."
Chapter 263 Revenge For You
Bingzhou Army was encircled and defeated by soldiers from three routes, losing troops and losing generals. Fortunately, Lu Bu did not panic in front of the battle and turned the tide.
The so-called "poor bandits don't chase after", the potter's army suffered unnecessary losses, and he didn't pursue too deeply. He just ordered the three armies to pretend to chase and kill them.
After the troops were withdrawn, the potters did not ask Yan Liang, Wen Chou, Xia Houyuan and others to return to their orders immediately, but invited them to come to his big tent, discuss with them their experience in fighting the Bingzhou army, and reward the three armies to express their gratitude .
Yuan Cao's generals did not refuse, and happily accepted the potter's consolation.
Because in the eyes of Yuan Shao's generals, pottery merchants belonged to Yuan Shao's vassals and belonged to him.
In General Cao's eyes, pottery merchants belonged to Cao Cao's close friends and also belonged to his own people.
Whether it is ancient or modern, the popularity of a gentleman is generally very good.
At the banquet, all the generals participating in the battle from several parties were present, but there were two people who did not come, one was Dian Wei and the other was Zhang He.
The potter was very surprised, the two of them didn't seem to be hurt very much, why didn't they even respond to the dinner?
He immediately asked everyone about the whereabouts of the two men, but the answer he got was very strange—these two men, after the battle with the Bingzhou Army, were hit and stimulated a lot, and they were unwilling to participate in the reward for the three armies. Yan, afraid of shame!So they all locked themselves in the small black room, facing the wall and thinking about it.
The dignified military general - unexpectedly depressed.
It seems that the minds of the ancients were also very delicate.
Halfway through rewarding the army, the potter used the excuse of urinating to escape and asked Guo Jia, Xu Chu and others to accompany the generals Yuan Cao for him. elder brother.
The potter is a bit gossip, what happened to them?
Arriving in the tent where Dianwei was staying, the potter was surprised to find that the big man who had picked his nose and spat in the fight with Xu Chu that day was squatting in a corner of the tent, wiping his tears secretly.
The pottery merchant rubbed his eyes in surprise, he couldn't believe the scene in front of him.
A well-known loyal and brave man in history, a tough general with a bad reputation... is actually crying?
This scene really blinded him.
The pottery merchant couldn't hold it back, and actually let out a "puchi" laugh.
"Who? Who the hell is laughing at me!"
Dian Wei heard the voice, turned his head hastily, and stared viciously at the entrance of the tent.
The pottery merchant hastily suppressed his smile, looked around confusedly, and said in doubt, "Oh? Is Tao lost his way? Why did he come here after urinating?"
Dian Wei was very speechless upon hearing this.
You can still get lost in your own camp, you are really nobody.
"Dian Sima, what are you doing hiding here alone? Why don't you go to the Chinese army tent to have a feast with the three armies?"
Dian Wei wiped the tear stains on his face with his hand, shook his bear-like brain, and said, "Going back to Mr. Tao Mansion, a certain family is fine, just fighting with the Bingzhou army. I really feel a little tired, so I sleep here After a while, it made Fujun laugh."
Xiaomei... and sleepy squatting on the wall?
The pottery merchant walked up to Dianwei, patted his thick shoulder with a smile, and said, "Although Tao is young, he has some experience. Dian Sima is a brave general in the world. He is rare in the world. Others say that I am tired." Maybe you will believe it, but Tao will definitely not believe it when Dian Sima said he was tired, you must have something to do."
After Dian Wei heard this, for some reason, the circles of his eyes became a little sour.
It was so touching to finally meet someone who could speak human language.
The pottery merchant comforted him softly: "Dian Sima, Tao is your ally. If you have any unpleasantness...tell me? I'll help you sort it out."
When the words fell, Dian Wei finally couldn't hold back anymore, and burst into tears with a "wow".
The pottery merchant was startled by Dian Wei's crying, and almost peed his pants without being startled.
The cries of this fellow were too frightening.
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