Back to the Three Kingdoms and become a python

After being punished by Lin Beiyi, these people seemed much more honest, and they all said: "Thank you, sir." Then they dared to get up.

Zhen Ping glanced at Lin Bei gratefully, knowing that Lin Bei was showing him face, "My lord, my lord's power is unpredictable, and my villain congratulates my lord on a successful settlement in Hepu. I will be delighted to hear about it."

Indeed, these people were really excited at the beginning, the Yellow Turbans were finally driven away, and they also knew a lot about the situation in Xishan Village. The county seat of the Lord, so they are the ones who have the final say?Some people even thought about the prefect's addiction, as for the court?The sky is high and the emperor is far away, these people still don't take today's day seriously.

But as soon as Lin Bei came, he immediately shocked these people, Dragon God, this is the real Dragon God, what does this represent, this represents God, how dare mortals fight against God?No matter how bold they are, they don't have the guts. Now these people have already regretted it. They chased away a little snake, but ushered in a real dragon. No one can understand the entanglement in these people's hearts except themselves.

Lin Bei nodded slightly, signaling Zhen Ping to continue.

Zhen Ping had no idea, and the Master Dragon God in front of him was unpredictable. Gritting his teeth, Zhen Ping came up with the plan agreed upon by everyone: "My lord, the Dragon God Army has traveled far and defeated the Yellow Turban. It must be a bit tiring. I have already prepared a feast of wine and drinks to reward these soldiers, and I hope that your lord will make them look good. In addition, Hepu County is in a waste of time, and I have nothing to live on, and I have a little money. Waiting for a meager effort, please don't dislike it, be sure to accept it."

oh?Lin Bei thought in his heart, these people are very knowledgeable, and they take money and food, but as the saying goes, if you don’t do anything, you are either a rape or a thief. These people are bleeding, and they must do something.

Lin Bei slowly wrote on the ground: "What do you want? Come and listen to the God." To the people of Xishan Township, Lin Bei never claimed to be the God, but to these tyrants, Lin Bei did not. polite.

These tyrants are all literate, seeing the words written by Lin Bei is another thrill, and they no longer dare to doubt the identity of Lin Bei's Dragon God. This person is really like a legend, understands people's language, and understands human affairs.

Zhen Ping smiled bitterly again in his heart. Originally, they donated the money and food to let Xishan Township defeat the Yellow Turbans and retreat, so that Hepu County could be decided by them, but now, Zhen Ping dared to say that, and his heart changed After a hundred thoughts, at last, Zhen Ping gritted his teeth again, forced a smile and said, "My lord, now that your lord is the leader of Hepu, we are all your lord's subjects, and it is our good fortune that your lord can accept some extraneous things with a smile. Make a request?"

After Zhen Ping finished speaking, he knelt down again, not daring to look at the powerful faces around him. After saying this, these people might have the intention of killing him, but Zhen Ping gradually calmed down. Zhen Ping just made a choice. He chose to rely on the Dragon God instead of these people. Zhen Ping insisted that his choice was right. Even if he didn't, there must be others who did. The identity of the dragon god is too scary.

ps: ps: The third update has been delivered, today's task is completed, and I have to code tomorrow after eating, I can't stop at all...

Chapter 154 Flowing Seat

Lin Bei was stunned, because he was surprised, what did he hear?What else do these people want?Are these people collectively possessed by Guanyin?Suddenly became merciful.

But then, Lin Bei had already discovered that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the courtyard, because as soon as Zhen Ping finished speaking, some of these people showed indignation, and even gritted their teeth. Maybe they thought Lin Bei couldn't see it, but I'm sorry, Lin Bei When observing, there are 360 ​​degrees without blind spots. He doesn't rely entirely on his eyes, so Lin Bei can 'see'.

After pondering for a while, Lin Bei smiled playfully in his heart. Lin Bei is not stupid, so he quickly guessed that these people must be asking for money and food, but Zhen Ping changed his mind temporarily. As for why Zhen Ping changed his mind , Lin Bei thought for a while, is it because I have the aura of domineering?

Domineering Qi was a good word at first, used to describe the strength of the protagonist's halo, but later it became a joke, also called Wang Bazhi Qi. Leaving aside this ridicule, is there such a thing as domineering Qi in this world?

Lin Bei didn't believe in this kind of temperament before, and now he doesn't believe it either. If he sees someone kneeling down and worshiping him, he must not be a human being. You can see the kindness, if you don’t know each other, you will at most just treat it as the old man next door, Xi Da was the biggest in China at that time, this one didn’t have it, and you expect others to have it?

Some people say that an official has official authority, and if he kills too many people, he will have evil spirit. Lin Bei still doesn't believe it. What official authority do those fallen corrupt officials have?It doesn't matter if you fall off the horse. The forestry bureau chief Lin Bei met in his previous life was half-bald, and Lin Bei didn't like to listen to what he said. Not to mention the official air, it was very difficult to vent his anger.Lin Bei had never seen a modern murderer or special soldier, but Lin Bei had seen Meng Huo. Meng Huo had killed many people, but he didn't see that kind of evil spirit.Lin Bei believed it.

However, things like aura can only be shown in conjunction with a specific environment or specific actions. For example, standing upright makes people feel very energetic. Meng Huo looks mighty on the battlefield because he has killed many people and has many other people on his body. of blood.

In addition, aura has a lot to do with people. Simply speaking, taller people have more aura than shorter ones, and fatter people have more aura than thinner ones.The strong ones are more imposing than the weak ones. For the same face, one is two meters tall and the other is only 1.5 meters tall. Who do you think will be more imposing?Lin Bei is now 20 meters or more in length, and he has an aura of momentum even if Lin Bei is dead.That body alone has an impact on people, and Lin Bei is not human.So if there is a domineering spirit, then it must be like Lin Bei, and it must be non-human to have it, and it is not enough if it is small, it must be big, it must be very big.It is so big that it exceeds the limit of human acceptance, and it must make ordinary people afraid when they see it, so that they can kneel down and worship. Lin Bei said that he can do it and have this body.Not only can it scare ancient people, even modern people can also be scared.

After summing it up, Lin Bei believed that Zhen Ping was frightened by his own "dominant aura", so he changed his words temporarily. See, a big body can also scare people.

"Do you really have nothing else to ask for?" Lin Bei asked, this time he asked purely to disgust these tyrants, because Lin Bei wanted to see them look like they were suffering but couldn't tell.

After Zhen Ping figured it out, he became very calm: "My lord, we really have nothing to ask for."

Lin Bei looked at the others again.

These tyrants in the courtyard really want to tell Lin Bei loudly that I have something to ask, but I hope that the Dragon God Army can withdraw from Hepu County and let me wait to be the king of this county, but facing Lin Bei's eyes, these people are shameful Withered, they really didn't dare to say it, because the one in front of them was not human at all.

Zhen Ping shouted in his heart: "Say it, if you have the guts to say it, do you dare to say it? Stare at me? Hmph, you deserve it."

The people in the yard became silent, and after a long time, an old man spoke with difficulty, as if he had a lot of sand stuffed in his mouth: "Lord Dragon God, I have nothing to ask for..."

Zhen Ping has already heard that this person is the treasurer Mo of the 'Jun Molai' pawnshop. Although the name of the pawnshop is 'Jun Molai', it seems to be admonishing, but in fact this old man has the darkest heart and is notoriously greedy for money. If he can lower the price to [-] yuan for something worth [-] yuan, he still has to die, but even such a greedy person dare not make a request, Zhen Ping feels as refreshed as drinking plum soup.

Once shopkeeper Mo said this, the other tyrants would know that the money was wasted. Although the pain was extremely painful, they each said: "Lord Dragon God, I have nothing to ask for."

"Yeah, it's just my wish, why ask for a word."

"What Shopkeeper Wang said is absolutely true."

Lin Bei wanted to stab them again: "It's really just a wish?"

Everyone in the courtyard was bleeding in their hearts, but they could only say: "It's true, it's true, it's just a heart, that's all."

Lin Bei nodded, and made a gesture of understanding: "Since you are waiting for a heart, then this god will accept it on behalf of all the soldiers of the Xishan Township..."

The courtyard was silent, and a thought arose in the hearts of these tyrants at the same time: "Is this Dragon God guy really ignorant or pretending not to know? If he pretends not to know, it would be terrible."

"In addition, as for the banquets for our soldiers..." Lin Bei seemed to ponder for a moment, and then wrote: "It might be inappropriate to prepare only the banquets for our soldiers in Xishan Township when Hepu County is celebrating together. Well, now that Hepu County is under the rule of this god, all the people should be treated equally, so let those common people come to eat together. I know that there is a kind of banquet called the flowing water banquet. Will you know later? Then let me hold the flowing water banquet. The people of Hepu County will have food, and everyone will be happy, as for the time, it will be three days, what do you think?"

After hearing this, everyone in the yard felt a mouthful of old blood in their chests, a running mat?Or a three-day and three-night running water mat?Can all people in Hepu County come to eat?How much will I have to eat then?

Boom porphyrin, several tycoons fainted to the ground, this is unbearable. Among the tycoons, there are also giants and small riches. If the three-day running banquet is held, the big rich will become small rich, and the small rich will probably have to Destitute.

Lin Beidao: "It seems that someone has fainted with joy. It's good for you to wait. Don't let the god down, huh?"

so and so.All the tyrants could also see that Lin Bei really wanted to kill them. This Dragon God knew everything and wanted to resist. Think about the Dragon God Army in Hepu County today, and look at Lin Bei's huge body.After weighing again and again, everyone made a choice.

"I didn't think carefully enough, my lord, it's what I mean." Shopkeeper Mo said with difficulty. After saying this, he seemed to be ten years older.

"Okay, very good, my God is very pleased, then let's start today. After dawn, the water mats will be set up, and you still have time to prepare."

"After dawn, I will definitely set up the running water banquet to satisfy your lord. Now, can you let me take my leave first and go back to prepare?"

"Go."

All the tyrants helped each other out of the courtyard, and this courtyard left a deep impression on them.It was the first time for them to see the real dragon god, and this dragon god was very difficult to get along with.But Lin Bei's strength made them dare not have any thoughts of resistance.

All the tyrants walked out of the city lord's mansion, looked at each other, and then were relatively silent, one of them said softly: "Everyone, do I really want to run that Laoshizi running water banquet? If this is done, there will be nothing left in my family. These days How are you doing?"

The other person looked at him and said weakly, "Then what do you do?" Pointing to the sky with his finger, "Can you offend this guy? Don't say that you just let me wait for the water table, even if we let us take out the farmhouse, I will What else can I do?"

"Or?" One gritted his teeth.Swiping his hand across his neck, he made a murderous gesture.

Everyone looked at him: "Are you going?"

When this person thought of Lin Bei's size, he was so huge that he was afraid just by looking at it, and he didn't know if there was any magic trick. Thinking about Lin Bei's revenge if the matter didn't work out by then? He immediately shook his head.

"I can't help it? Let's do it..." Shopkeeper Mo said helplessly.

"Perhaps, the one who likes beauties? No, has he ever seen any beauties in the sky? Power? That one is from the sky. I'm afraid the power in the mortal world is not good enough. Money? I haven't heard that the dragon god wants money... "One person murmured.

Nothing will work, in the hearts of these people, Lord Dragon God doesn't seem to have any weaknesses, so everyone is really downcast, and they go home, heartbroken to prepare their running water mat.

Don't look at Lin Bei in the courtyard, Lin Bei can also feel it outside the courtyard. Hearing that these people actually want to deal with him, Lin Bei is a little shy and then finds it funny. He has a good heart, but it doesn't mean that anyone can deal with him , the existence of this body makes him hardly have anything to fear in this era. It's just that Lin Bei doesn't like to use violence, but it doesn't mean that Lin Bei won't face violence without resisting. Fortunately, these people are sensible.

"My lord, what is the running water mat?" Long Yi asked.

"My lord, who wants to hold a running banquet?" Bian Ji stepped into the courtyard and asked, "Whose family has a big happy event? Students can also have a good meal."

Lin Bei had just finished cheating those tyrannical powers, and he was so happy that he asked Long Yi to tell what happened just now. Long Yi said it sternly, without adding any emotion, because Long Yi didn't know about it, but Bian Ji listened to it. Out.

"My lord, you don't seem to have good intentions towards these Hepu tyrants." Bian Ji was a little puzzled: "But he offended you? It shouldn't be. This is the first time your lord has come to Hepu."

Lin Beidao: "You don't understand."