Back to the Three Kingdoms and become a python

Lin Bei thought for a while, but nodded, he had indeed been there before.

The aroma of the barbecue came out quickly, Jiulang and Hutou swallowed their saliva, and Mrs. Bian was also surprised that the food cooked in this way could have such a strange aroma. Compared with this method, the cooking method of the Han people suddenly paled in comparison. See clumsy.

"Don't stop, just keep turning, it's still not good yet, but the fire can be turned down a bit, take your time, it will be almost there in half an hour." Half an hour is an hour.

Roasting a whole wild animal is quite time-consuming, especially until the outside is crispy and the inside is tender. Before the hare is roasted, the pheasant is ready.

He took out the hares and distributed one to each of the three, and Lin Bei put two in front of him.

Diudiu and Qiqi were barking again, they were calling for 'mother' to feed, Lin Bei didn't bother to go to the river to get shrimps and crabs anymore, so he picked out a piece of meat and asked Jiulang to tear the meat into very small filaments, and then used Wrapped in leaves, it climbed onto the wooden roof and was eaten by the two little ones.

"My lord is feeding the little bird." Seeing Mr. Bian puzzled, Jiulang explained, "My lord doesn't know where I got the little bird, and it's almost grown up now."

Mrs. Bian was amazed that the monster would raise birds?It really subverted his cognition. It seems that the monster in front of him is really as Jiulang said, with excellent temperament. Looking at the beggar chicken in front of him, the mud has been knocked off by Jiulang. The master added another sentence in his heart: "Fortunately, the food is delicious."

At this time, Mrs. Bian has already recognized Lin Bei, because good food is not bad in the hearts of many people, no matter whether it is a human or a demon.

When the roasted rabbit was finally roasted, Mrs. Bian tasted a piece and almost swallowed his tongue. People of the Han Dynasty who were used to cooking would eat this kind of roasted food. They really thought it was the best delicacy in the world. Jiulang and Hu The head was even worse, Lin Bei was very generous, and divided the hare into four portions, allowing the three of them to eat as much as they could at one time.

It's a pity that there is no wine, otherwise everyone would talk about life, talk about ideals, or just sit and talk about Taoism, then life would be too perfect.

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Chapter 44 When a country is about to perish, there must be monsters

Jiulang and Hutou had already fallen asleep, in Lin Bei's wooden house, but they didn't have a bed, they found a random corner to lie down and sleep, they didn't pick at all.

Lin Bei and Mrs. Bian were beside the bonfire. Mrs. Bian was still in high spirits, and it seemed possible to talk at night by candlelight.

"My lord." Mrs. Bian suddenly said leisurely, "Your lord, did you know this from birth?"

Lin Bei nodded. This kind of lie must be maintained. Anyway, Lin Bei is the only so-called monster, and there will be no other monsters to expose him.

"Then, can my lord know the magic of the fairy family?"

Lin Bei thought for a while and wrote, "I know a kind of magic called 'science'."

"Science?" Master Bian repeated several times: "It's such a strange fairy art, what effect does this fairy art have?"

"Astronomy and geography are all-encompassing, only you can't imagine, there is nothing science can't do, but I haven't learned it completely, so some of them can't."

Even so, Mrs. Bian was also taken aback by Lin Bei's tone. How powerful is this magic called 'science'?Can be all-encompassing?After being silent for a long time, Mrs. Bian asked, "Has your lord heard of the Way of Peace?"

"I heard from Orions that they are great teachers, right?"

"Well, the missionaries of Taiping Dao claim to be the descendants of the old Nanhua fairy. It is said that the old Nanhua fairy is a god in the sky. Zhang Jiao, the head of Taiping Taoism, came across the old fairy when he entered the mountain and was taught the "Taiping essentials". Now there are many believers in the methods contained in the Essential Techniques, so since your lord is also like a god, is it true what this horn says?"

"Do you think he's real?"

"It's just a number of five or five, but Fu Shui's saving lives is really miraculous." Mrs. Bian carefully chose his words.

Lin Bei opened his mouth, wanting to sneer, but couldn't sneer, so he could only write embarrassingly: "Actually, this is all Zhang Jiao's foolish plan."

"Why did your lord say that?"

"Because it's a coincidence that my 'science' can explain it, and Zhang Jiao's is not some fairy magic."

"But Fushui can really save people."

"It's only one out of ten. If you save ten people with talisman water, only one or two people will be cured. In fact, even if you don't use talisman water, that person can get better. This has something to do with the body's immunity... Forget it, Anyway, you don't understand, but as long as there is one good person, they will be able to publicize the magical effects of Fushui, and they will not mention the bad ones. This is the source of the magic of Taiping Dao Fushui. If you really get sick, then It’s best to see a doctor, even if someone like me is sick, I have to see a doctor, let alone a few magicians.”

Lin Bei definitely didn't have any compliments or criticisms towards Zhang Jiao, it was purely a matter of fact. In addition, Lin Bei actually thought that Zhang Jiao was quite powerful. It's really not something that ordinary people can do. It can only be described by the word "Xiaoxiong". Unfortunately, the quality of the Yellow Turban Army is too poor, and Zhang Jiao died early. From time to time, someone would use Zhang Jiao's reputation to make trouble.

"God stick?" This word also existed in the Han Dynasty, which means those who pretend to be gods and ghosts. Hearing Lin Bei's evaluation of Taipingdao, Mrs. Bian couldn't help saying: "If it is true according to what your lord said, Taipingdao has a big heart. Now Taiping Dao believers gather, once...the people will be in dire straits."

Lin Bei curled his lips, and wrote: "Now the people are in dire straits. It is said that the Central Plains has been dry for a long time, and incidents of Yizi's cannibalism happen from time to time, but the emperor Liu Hong is fatuous and obscene, only indulging in wine and sex, cronies Eunuch, this is a sign that the country is about to die."

"My lord..." Master Bian said in horror.

Lin Bei was not afraid of any Ling Emperor, he said as soon as he wanted to say: "Master thinks what I said is wrong? Let me tell you, what I said is really not wrong. Now that I have said this, I will reveal another news to you, Da Xianliang Division Zhang Jiao will rebel in a few years, blowing the first step towards the downfall of your Han Dynasty, and the Central Plains will be filled with wars in the next few decades. If I were your master, it would be best to find a place to live in seclusion, so as not to Affected by the flames of war.”

Master Bian turned pale with shock.

If someone else said these words to him, Mrs. Bian would definitely not believe it. The big man has been going on for more than 400 years. Although it is a bit corrupt at this time, it still makes the people of the big man optimistic, but the person who said this in front of him is a monster. , and knew it from birth, Mr. Bian already believed it [-]% in his heart.

"My lord, is there a way to save it?"

Lin Bei nodded: "Of course there is. It's not that urgent. As long as Liu Hong can change his mind, work hard, issue a letter of credence, and gather some capable ministers and advisers, the big man is not irreparable."

The Great Han Dynasty lasted for 400 years, and the people's recognition is extremely high. They think that the Great Han is orthodox, like Xun Yu and Xun Wenruo, the most important counselor under Cao Mengde. The nth great-great-grandson of Prince Jing of Zhongshan can still frequently summon counselors and generals. Cao Mengde was originally loyal to the Han family, but later taking the emperor to order the princes was the most important step in his life. None of these deeds prove that the Han royal family The appeal of this era, as long as the emperor changes a little, as Lin Bei said, the great man will be saved, and then a few more wise emperors will come, and the great man will be strong again.

But this is only if, unless Liu Hong is possessed by a later person, otherwise this kind of thing will not happen, the big man will continue the old path of the past, and be replaced by the later dynasties, the laws of history are not easy to change.

Mrs. Bian had also vaguely heard the rumors about Lingdi, and now he heard that he wanted to make Lingdi change, and he was dumbfounded. He should have a few classmates, but he certainly didn’t have the kind of friends who could reach heaven. Besides, even if there were, Can Liu Hong listen to him?Maybe he would just be charged with the crime of deceiving the public and beheaded. Thinking of this, Mrs. Bian felt pessimistic. The monster Lin Bei appeared, and he said that the big man was about to perish, which coincided with the legendary country's perishing, and there must be evildoers.

ps: It’s raining and sunny these days, the temperature changes too fast, if you don’t pay attention to catch a cold, everyone should pay attention.

Chapter 45 Methods

That night, Mrs. Bian didn't sleep at all. After talking with Lin Bei, he sat down beside the fire, looking very melancholy. Lin Bei felt that the news he said had too much impact on him. up.

This night was also safe and sound, the female jackal did not come over, but the little snakes hatched three more, and went to sleep after drinking the egg liquid, but they still looked very close to Lin Bei, Lin Bei was quite satisfied.

Then it was dawn, and today is another big sun.

Mrs. Bian was woken up by Jiulang. After waking up, Jiulang saw Mrs. Bian sitting there foolishly. He thought something had happened. Qing, with bloodshot eyes, and because of staying up late, his beard grows fast, looks exhausted.

"Master, are you alright? Did yesterday's injury happen again? My lord, my lord."

Lin Bei poked his head from the roof, and before he could speak, Mrs. Bian waved his hand and said wearily, "I'm fine, it's just that I have some knots in my heart."

Lin Bei nodded.

"My lord, is this matter unchangeable?" Mrs. Bian couldn't help but asked again: "I'm still worried."

Lin Bei shook his head, the wheel of history cannot be changed so easily.

"Is there a war in South Vietnam?"

Lin Bei thought for a while, climbed down and wrote: "It shouldn't be too big. After all, it is far away from the Central Plains, so ambitious people will also focus on appeasing, but be careful of civil strife."

Mrs. Bian nodded heavily.

Today they are going back to Xishan Township. Jiulang and Hutou cleaned up Lin Bei's site again, pulled the weeds, watered the grape vines, and cleaned the house again. Lin Bei naturally grabbed food for them, but in the morning But there were no wild rabbits, only three pheasants were caught, and Lin Bei didn't eat them.

When eating, Jiulang and Hutou still enjoyed the food, but Mrs. Bian didn't know what to eat, and Lin Bei didn't care about it. It was up to him whether he could figure it out.

After eating, Lin Bei wrote: "The forest is dangerous, I'd better send you out."