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Chapter 83

Although expelling corpses is very profitable, it is definitely a hard job.

With more than a dozen zombies, jumping and jumping, you can't just drive in the daytime, can you?Generally speaking, they are nocturnal, and day and night are reversed.

If you are in a place where there are no people, such as the wilderness, deep mountains and old forests, it is rare to meet someone, but you can travel during the day.

But most of the roads in these places are difficult to walk.

For example, when encountering ravines and obstacles blocking the way, zombies cannot jump over them.

After all, zombies are stiff all over and can only simply jump and jump, but they don't know how to flexibly climb or bend like humans.

At this time, it is up to the exorcist to carry and carry these zombies one by one.

As a result, the speed of the journey is greatly slowed down.

The distance that can be completed in one day by a normal journey, may not be completed by a corpse driver in two or three days.

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people give way!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest walked in the front and shook the bell.As he walked, the zombies lined up behind him also jumped.

As for Zhang Jing, he was responsible for distributing paper money by the side.

Very boring.

It was also very sleepy to travel at night.

Zhang Jing was a little interested in chasing corpses before he set out on the road, and thought it might be a more interesting thing.But after a few hours passed, he completely overthrew his own concept.

In this life, it is impossible to become a corpse chaser even if you are killed!

It is estimated that only a person like Taoist Simu loves money like his life, and there is no "business" to make money in the place where he usually lives, so he is forced to be a corpse chaser, right?

Seeing Zhang Jing's low spirits, the Taoist priest with four eyes said with a smile: "Oh, nephew, don't be so stern. Chasing corpses is hard work and lonely. But we can also learn to have fun while suffering, Have some fun."

Zhang Jing said speechlessly, "What fun can I have?"

"Look at me, look at it..." said the four-eyed Taoist priest, and suddenly sang while dancing: "I jump, I jump, I jump, jump, jump! Let's continue dancing, let's dance with legs apart!"

"We jump forward, we jump back!"

Because these zombies were all pasted with talismans, and they were all under the command of the four-eyed priest.No matter what moves the four-eyed Taoist master made, the dozen or so zombies in this row would move.

So, a very funny scene appeared.

I saw the four-eyed Taoist priest playing live treasures in front, like twisting yangko, and the dozen or so zombies behind him also made neat and unified movements, which was very funny.

Zhang Jing, who was originally bored in every possible way, couldn't help being amused by the childishness of the four-eyed priest.

Uncle Four Eyes... that's enough!

Zhang Jing suddenly remembered a certain joke that later generations had seen on the Internet. It said that in northern cities, sometimes the smog is so thick that people can't see people a few meters away, but it still can't stop the square dancing aunt With their enthusiasm, they will still dance square dances in the square against the smog.

Someone recorded the video, and then removed the sound, the picture is very similar to the zombies.

At that time, Zhang Jing didn't understand why netizens compared the movements of aunts dancing square dances to zombies.

But now seeing the actions of the four-eyed priest, I finally know why.

The two are really similar!

"How about it, isn't it interesting?" said the four-eyed priest quite complacently, and continued to walk forward with a smile: "Come on! Let's twist and jump, let's jump with legs crossed! Let's crooked..."

Joy begets sorrow.

Before finishing the words 'jumping crookedly', Taoist Master Simu didn't notice a stone under his feet, and when he jumped on it, he sprained his foot and fell to the ground immediately.

The dozen or so zombies in the back fell to the ground one by one like dominoes.

"Master, are you alright?"

Zhang Jing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and hurried up to help the four-eyed Taoist priest up.

The four-eyed Taoist smiled awkwardly, and said: "I made a mistake, I made a mistake, I didn't pay attention to my feet..."

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In this way, after walking for seven days.

Haven't reached the destination yet!

During this period, besides all kinds of clownish behaviors, Taoist Master Simu was sometimes tired, so he asked Zhang Jing and him to take turns leading the zombies.As for the other person, he jumped on the shoulder of the zombie and took a 'free ride'.

This made Zhang Jing even more unable to complain.

Why do you suddenly have the feeling of taking turns driving when the future generations run long-distance buses?

The four-eyed Taoist leader is indeed an old driver!

"Uncle, let you drive..." Zhang Jing shouted in front.

"You drive for another half an hour. I'll take over in half an hour." Daoist Simu, who was sitting on the 'Zombie' train, said slowly.

Two days ago, Zhang Jing accidentally said 'drive', and Taoist Master Simu asked curiously, so Zhang Jing gave him a rough explanation.

The four-eyed Taoist thought it was a very appropriate metaphor.

So in the past few days, the two of them treated the walking of the zombies as driving.

The other person is the person in the car.

"Uncle, don't you bring such shameless things? You have already said this once half an hour ago." Zhang Jing said helplessly.

Simu Daoist lazily said: "Then it will take another half an hour. Besides, respect the teacher, do you understand, the uncle asked you to drive for an extra half an hour, so what?"

"Respect sir, it's fine for me to drive for a while longer. But, the money earned from driving the corpses down this time, won't I get half of it?" Zhang Jing had an idea, and said with a smile.

Hearing the words, the four-eyed Taoist immediately waved his hands, staring and said: "Okay, don't say any more! You go and sit, and I will drive!"

Everything else is easy to say.

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