I really don't want to lie down and win

"Humph!"

"What if I make a mistake?" Yang Xiaoman was disapproving of Xu Mang's words. Although Xu Mang's historical grades in the college entrance examination were very good, it has been half a year. Freshman papers will always encounter some knowledge blind spots.

Don't know what to do?

You can't rely on enlightenment temporarily, right?

If the answer can be obtained through enlightenment through history, then... my mother, I will grow up somewhere tomorrow!

"Error?"

"The biggest mistake in my life is..." Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman, then silently closed his mouth, took out his phone and started to watch some boring funny videos, and then laughed alone.

Uh?

Why... why does it feel wrong!

Although Yang Xiaoman was called a physically handicapped person by Xu Mang, because of this situation, God opened another window for her. Xiaoman's brain is very smart. After this guy said the biggest mistake just now, his eyes couldn't help looking at his old lady. I glanced over.

What do you mean?

The biggest mistake in his life was me, my wife?

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, the more angry he became, the more he wanted to beat someone up, and soon Xiaoman fell into an endless loop.

Without a word,

He got up and rushed towards Xu Mang, sat next to him, picked up his ear, and angrily scolded, "What do you mean? The biggest mistake in your life was meeting me? I'm your biggest mistake, old lady." ?”

"No no no!"

"I misunderstood, I misunderstood!" Xu Mang said awkwardly, "The biggest mistake in my life is that I didn't meet you sooner."

hiss!

Hit the nail!

Yang Xiaoman let go of the hand that was twisting Xu Mang's ear, took advantage of the situation and got into the bed, lay on Xu Mang's body, and said with a smile: "If you met me earlier, you might be committing a crime, of course I am It doesn't matter, if you say... start three years."

Xu Mang: 囧

Xiaoman, you learned badly!

Who taught you this?

kill him!

"Xiaoman?" Xu Mang rubbed the head of the girl in his arms, and asked cautiously, "Who instilled these thoughts in you?"

"It's you big idiot!" Yang Xiaoman glared, and said angrily: "I still remember when we were together before, you didn't have to sleep all night, just talking nonsense in my ear."

Xu Mang: ￣￣;

Seems like... a situation.

Without waiting for Xiaoman's anger to ignite, Xu Mang covered the two of them with a quilt. Although it was broad daylight, Xu Mang used this method to create the mystery of the night, and the two met each other across the border of the Chu River. game.

for a long time,

Xiaoman said out of breath: "Big idiot!"

Xu Mang froze for a moment, then said innocently, "What's wrong with me?"

"how?"

"Do I still need a reason to scold you?" Yang Xiaoman blushed, a little resentful, she couldn't help but leaned into Xu Mang's ear, and said in a voice like a mosquito ant: "You must be gentle, I'm afraid... I'm afraid I'll...you know that!"

...

History Department Building,

The teaching assistants are correcting the papers.

"Huh? Has anyone of you corrected Professor Xu's paper?" A teaching assistant asked.

"no!"

"I do not have either."

"It hasn't been changed yet."

Everyone said one after another.

This man thought for a moment, then said with a smile: "How about...we find Professor Xu's test papers? See how much he scored. I heard that he took 15 minutes to finish each subject. Let's see." What happened in those 15 minutes?"

quickly,

This decision was strongly endorsed by all.

Then a group of people found Xu Mang's three papers, and a group of people stood around and watched intensely. They thought they would see a joke, a zero-point game joke, but they saw the clear and neat papers. On the other hand, the opposite is also true.

"???"

"???"

"???"

Is this the paper that Professor Xu completed in 15 minutes?

So clean!

Really clean!

Facing Xu Mang's paper, many people present were a little puzzled. The handwriting was so clear and filled the entire paper, how could it be completed in 15 minutes? In order to verify this fact, two people started the experiment.

However... in the state of letting go, it was only half completed in 15 minutes, and the handwriting was quite messy.

"speak"

"I was the invigilator for the freshman exam. I saw with my own eyes at that time that the speed was inhuman." A teaching assistant in charge of the invigilation for the freshman year of history said firmly: "Professor Xu definitely completed it in 15 minutes. Every time he handed in the paper I will always ask him, and I will close the paper only after he has no questions."

At this time,

Another teaching assistant asked, "Did you watch it then?"

"What do you think of the kraft paper?" Xu Mang's teaching assistant who had invigilated the exam said, "Every time I go to get the papers, Professor Xu puts the papers in the kraft paper bag."

This...