I really don't want to lie down and win

Then,

The other four saw the problem Li Tao wanted to solve, and then sent their sincere blessings.

"You deserve it! Who told you to hate Teacher Xu."

"You can't live without doing your own crimes..."

"Hehe, to tell you good news, I won't either."

"Or... you can kill yourself."

...

Christmas Eve afternoon,

Xu Mang went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. As a future housewife, grocery shopping is a skill that must be learned.

Today's menu is very simple, just buy a king crab, and then buy some red shrimp, crab, black clam, oyster, squid, etc. The former is for drinking red wine, and the latter is for making paella.

"what?"

"What is this?" Xu Mang saw a magical thing, a very bloated big mouse, but unlike the big mouse, this one looked very delicious.

"This is a bamboo rat."

"Oh..." Xu Mang nodded, and asked curiously, "Is it three yuan for one, ten yuan for three bamboo rats?"

About this question,

Why would it cost three yuan for one and ten yuan for three? Xu Mang thought about it for a whole year, but still couldn't think of the mystery.

"Correct!"

"Do you want to buy it, young man?" The boss asked enthusiastically.

Xu Mang didn't dare to eat it, he was just following suit on the Internet, and... this bamboo rat looked like he had suffered from heat stroke.

slip away...

After buying vegetables and returning home, Xu Mang started to cook a big meal.

Five p.m,

Xiaoman returned home, glanced at Xu Mang who was lying on the sofa, and asked, "Is the food burnt?"

"The king crab is cooking, and the ingredients for paella have been cut. When you want to eat it, I can put it in the pot." Xu Mang said listlessly.

"What happened to you?"

"I see you unhappy all day long." Yang Xiaoman sat on Xu Mang's lap, lay down in his arms, and said, "Are you having problems again?"

"No."

"I'm going to Princeton University soon to participate in some black hole academic conference, but what about the cooperation project with Tsinghua University?" Xu Mang said with a sad face, "The progress is very behind now, so I see it and feel anxious."

"Then you won't solve it yourself?"

"I think so."

"But Director Fang in our department disagreed, saying that we should train more young people, and entrusted me with this important task." Xu Mang said helplessly.

Yang Xiaoman nodded, and said seriously: "The school also considers cultivating a few more talents, which is completely reasonable. You will be a professor next year, and you must teach everything you need to teach. Don't have any selfish intentions."

"I understand!" Xu Mang nodded, "Educating people!"

"remember!"

"It's educating people!" Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "It's not educating people to be autistic!"

Xu Mang felt that Xiaoman had been a bit wordy recently. It was a tradition of the Yang family to listen to the government behind the curtain even without getting married.

Subsequently,

Yang Xiaoman's most anticipated candlelight dinner has begun.

dim candlelight,

A big dinner...all the signs that something is going to happen tonight.

of course,

In order to nip the danger in its infancy, Xu Mang deliberately replaced the red wine with cola.

but...

After all the calculations, Yang Xiaoman actually lied without blushing because of that kind of thing.

"Whoops..."

"I...I seem to be drunk." Yang Xiaoman supported her forehead, blushing and said: "Can you hold me...into the room?"

Xu Mang froze for a moment, glanced at Yang Xiaoman, then at the wine glass, and said cautiously, "Xiaoman... what we drink is Coke! Coke doesn't contain any alcohol."

Yang Xiaoman is so angry, this has already been clearly stated, and you are still pretending to be confused.

"I do not care!"

"Anyway, I'm drunk now, you can figure it out yourself."

......

Chapter 338 The waist is flashed (3/3, add more for the rainbow reappearance)

Xu Mang fell into a dilemma. If you don't take Xiaoman in, she might transform for you on the spot, but if you take her in, she will transform on the spot... Anyway, no matter what you do, Xiaoman will definitely change body.

After thinking about his future, Xu Mang could only hug Xiaoman silently. He didn't expect that this violent airport would go so far as to become a koala, clutching his neck tightly.

"Hey hey hey!"

"Where are you going to escape today!" Yang Xiaoman leaned close to Xu Mang's ear and said viciously, "You accept your fate!"

"..."

That's horrible!

You will be threatened directly by an airport.

Xu Mang sighed. In fact, he had already accepted his fate, but he still had a chance to turn defeat into victory.