I really don't want to lie down and win

Xu Mang shrank his head, and asked cautiously, "Dry clams?"

"Come here, boy!"

...

come to the office,

Xu Mang stood in the same place solemnly. At this moment, he had long since lost his sense of decadence, because he understood a truth, the more he got to this time, the more he had to be honest and responsible. What kind of frankness is lenient, and the prison is punished. Chinese New Year at home...that's just talking.

"You did well in the math test!" Lin Yishan said casually, "Everyone else is frowning, but you are the only one laughing."

"That is!"

"I don't even look at who I am!" Xu Mang laughed.

"who are you?"

Lin Yishan said angrily.

Xu Mang kept his mouth shut obediently. At this moment, he knew that he had committed a big taboo, being reckless and arrogant when he shouldn't be proud.

"I ask you."

"Can you get full marks this time?" Lin Yishan asked.

Xu Mang nodded, and said seriously, "I've got full marks!"

Lin Yishan: &

Lin Yishan felt as uncomfortable as eating a piece of shit. He planned to plan every step of the way, but this guy came up and blocked the conversation. Could it be that he came prepared?

"You go!"

"Remember to close the door."

"Oh..."

Just after Xu Mang closed the door, he heard crisp applause from the office.

"Clap!"

Xu Mang knew,

Lao Ban is taking a selfie of a math born born into the world.

back to the classroom,

Xu Mang took a few ten-yuan notes and ran directly to the canteen. He didn't expect that the small canteen was full of people, and when Xu Mang was shopping, he found that the bread was sold out.

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: the croissant you asked for is sold out.

Bits of life: Then buy something else.

The dream of female creatures in the whole universe: no more, all the bread has been robbed.

Bits of life:...

Bits of life: instant noodles, seafood.

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: oh

Xu Mang bought two buckets of instant noodles, four ham sausages and two marinated eggs, and hurried back to the classroom.

"Your seafood noodles, ham sausage and braised eggs."

"Do you need me to soak for you?" Xu Mang asked.

"Humph!"

"Of course!"

Yang Xiaoman proudly raised her head: "Make it better for my old lady. If I am neither soft nor hard, neither light nor salty, there must be a balance between ham sausage, marinated eggs and noodles. If one of them is not Do it, and see if I don't beat you to death at night!"

listen,

Listen!

The chest is not big, and the tone is not small!

"As ordered!"

Relying on his understanding of instant noodles in the past, Xu Mang quickly made the instant noodles needed in violent airports, neither soft nor hard, neither bland nor salty, Kang Shibo Seafood with a perfect balance of ham sausage, marinated eggs and noodles noodle.

hiss,

sizzle...

"Yang Xiaoman?"

"Can you cook?" Xu Mang asked.

"will not!"

Yang Xiaoman glanced at it, and replied impatiently.

Xu Mang sighed, Yang Xiaoman was the only one who could be so confident when she didn't know anything.

can't cook,

Tempered and hot,

And she has no breasts and no butt... She is a woman with three obediences and four virtues.

What are the three obediences and four virtues?

Never mopping the floor, never washing dishes, never cooking, never beating, scolding, speaking, or touching!

This is the modern version of the Three Obediences and Four Virtues.

in the afternoon,

In one political and one English test, Xu Mang performed very steadily, and still had a blank paper.

He has already decided that, except for mathematics, all other papers will be blank. A failure in the entrance exam is nothing. The real battlefield will be the college entrance examination in early June next year.

perhaps,

Some people think this is too much, but when you fail to get into a good university, it is really too much, and the pain is not only for one person, but for the whole family.