I really don't want to lie down and win

"There must be a time." Brother Chuan Xiao said: "Just wait."

"No!"

"I really can't wait for this." Xu Mang shook his head: "You may not know that the principal of Fuda University is my relative, and I call him Second Grandpa, I think...he deducted my money Already!"

Brother Chuan Xiao froze for a moment, looking at Xu Mang's serious expression, it didn't seem like he was joking.

This...

This guy is terrific, with relationships all over the place.

"I'm leaving!"

"Help me check it out. Call me at dinner, and I'll bring my girlfriend with me." Xu Mang hurriedly left the rooftop of Modu as fast as he was on a hot wheel, and drove his precious car all the way to the principal's office. gallop.

...

soon,

Xu Mang stood at the door of the principal's office with two large fruit baskets.

bang bang bang,

Please come in.

Xu Mang pushed the door open and entered. Seeing the principal working, he hurriedly put on a respectful and naughty smile.

"..."

"Why are you here again?" The principal glanced at Xu Mang, then at the two fruit baskets in his hand, and said expressionlessly, "Put the fruit baskets down first!"

Xu Mang: 囧

Nima,

The principal didn't read education books, but instead read the art of war.

Putting down the fruit basket, Xu Mang asked with a smile, "Second Grandpa... Where's my money?"

"what money?"

"Didn't I give you a research grant of 30 yuan?" The principal was stunned for a moment, and asked angrily, "Why don't you do your research well, so why come to me?"

"..."

"Second Grandpa...I heard...teachers and students from other schools will get generous rewards for publishing SCI theories." Xu Mang asked cautiously, "Is it true? And they can also select associate professors or professors?"

"Correct!"

"Our school also has such a mechanism." The principal nodded and said blankly, "Why did you suddenly ask this?"

I go!

Play smart and pretend to be foolish!

What a cunning old man.

Xu Mang was a progressive young man who respected the old and loved the young, but he couldn't be bullied like this because of respecting the old and loving the young.

at this time,

He chose to fight back.

"Second Grandpa..."

"Speaking of which, I have two papers on Nature, and the theory of electron-proton synergy is on the cover, so what... what about my bonus? What about my professorship?" Xu Mang asked with a smile, "Is it right? "

"..."

"I thought it was something." The principal said helplessly: "You will have everything to do with it. According to our school's regulations, you can get a bonus of 85 yuan."

What the hell!

so much?

Xu Mang shrank his head, and asked cautiously, "Where is the evaluation title?"

"Associate professor level." The principal said: "Only four articles can be selected as a professor."

four?

Just right!

At present, I have two Nature theories, the theory of black hole information conservation in Nature Physics is under review, and there are still brewing... add up to exactly four.

Xu Mang tilted his head and thought for a long time, his expression gradually blossomed with joy.

"Work hard and strive to get four SCI first-region theories." The principal said.

"no need!"

"I just calculated it, and it's just right!" Xu Mang said with a smile, "Not long ago, I published an article on Nature Physics on the theory that information conservation is the basic law of the universe: the mystery of lost information. , I helped to complete it, I am the first author."

"and also..."

"My research project has been completed and I'm sorting out the data, and I'll post it on Nature Physics." Xu Mang smiled and said, "[-]% chance of passing."

The principal looked at Xu Mang, Xu Mang looked at the principal, and the two fell into silence.

for a long time,

The headmaster said: "You kid being a professor...isn't it too much?"

Hearing what the principal said, Xu Mang was not happy. Why is it too much to be a professor?

are people,

Can I still be a beast?

"Second grandpa!"

"You have to speak with your conscience." Xu Mang said seriously, "Why can't I be a professor?"

"The image aspect is not good enough." The principal said: "You have a hippie smile all day, you go to various departments to see, which professor is like you? Either wandering here or wandering there, sometimes when they need you, people will be there Can't find it."

"Of course."

"Leaving aside all these, how can you be a professor with your ability to cause trouble?" The principal continued: "It's only a few days since I went to Tsinghua University. Either this leader is looking for me, or that leader is looking for me. The principal came to me twice, and you said that in this situation, can I be selected as a professor?"