"..."

"What kind of girl do you bring to barbecue? By the way, bring the two juniors, after all, you can chat with your own people." Xu Mang said solemnly: "Ruisun, I'm not as superficial as you think, Xiaoman and I It's true love!"

...

"Fuck!"

"Xu Mang...Your car is awesome!" Sitting in the co-pilot seat, he was a member of the mathematics team. At this time, he excitedly said to Xu Mang: "GT2RS, the Porsche of Porsches, New North The king, crushing the existence of the three great chariots."

at this time,

Xu Mang felt that his 400 million was really worth it!

It's a pity... I haven't heard enough of the touts, so I went to the barbecue stand.

"Xu Mang?"

"I heard from Xiao Sun that you are already working on the problem of black holes?" Another member asked curiously, "Is this a counterattack?"

"It's a counterattack, but it's not a counterattack." Xu Mang ate a sheep's kidney and said with a smile: "Purely academic research, just to explain some problems of Hawking radiation and quantum mechanics, such as the law of conservation of information."

"..."

"..."

"..."

In the face of technical technical terms in physics, the first two can barely be understood, but the latter law of information conservation is completely incomprehensible.

of course,

The three of them were also very shrewd. They didn't give Xu Mang a chance to pretend to be aggressive and asked what the law of information conservation was, but they never expected that Xu Mang was an extremely shameless person...

"Do you know the law of information conservation?" Xu Mang took a sip of Jiashaobao herbal tea, and he was a little drunk at this moment.

"No no no!"

"We don't want to know." Sun Rui shook his head hastily.

Xu Mang burped herbal tea and said slowly, "This starts with people and the universe. In the past..."

Behind,

It's all nonsense.

"???"

"???"

"???"

No way?

This is drunk?

and many more,

Isn't he drinking herbal tea?Does herbal tea contain alcohol these days?

The three of them listened to Xu Mang's science popularization, with helpless expressions on their faces. How could there be such a person in this world?He is really annoying.

at last,

After 15 minutes of nonsense, Xu Mang's science popularization was over. At this moment, he looked at the three of them curiously and asked, "Do you understand?"

"understood!"

"I will test you, this..."

"Oh, Xu Mang!" Sun Rui interrupted his question, and hurriedly asked, "When will you and Yang Xiaoman get married?"

Xu Mang:? ? ?

What?

Aren't we conducting academic exchanges?How did it get involved in marriage?

"Uh..."

"According to Xiaoman's impatience, I guess... Once you reach the legal age of marriage, you will definitely have a forced marriage, or an engagement." Xu Mang sighed, thinking of how impatient Xiaoman was about certain things, he really did it. come out.

"what?"

"Xu Mang, you got married so early?" A member of the mathematics team said, "It's pretty miserable for a man after marriage. The monthly pocket money does not exceed 200 yuan, and he has to do all the housework, such as laundry and cooking. , sweeping, mopping..."

Xu Mang:  ̄ ̄;

"All right!"

"Stop talking!" Xu Mang hurriedly stopped the member's words, and said with a look of lovelessness, "Give me a little fantasy of happiness after marriage."

after that,

The four of them started a conversation about life after marriage, and the four of them became depressed while chatting.

"boss!"

"Twenty skewers of roasted kidneys!"

...

Go back to dorms,

Xu Mang didn't sleep. He took out his computer and started researching on the black hole problem.

quickly,

Xu Mang shut himself up.

"Uh..."

"Ugh?"

In desperation, Xu Mang thought of Sun Chuanxiao, a researcher at Tiantai in Shanghai, a researcher in black hole physics.

"Yes!"

"Elegant and easy-going brother Chuan Xiao!"

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