"Where are the onions?"
"Why didn't you put green onions?" Yang Xiaoman complained.
"I'm allergic to scallions." Xu Mang said helplessly, "It's not like you don't know that if you eat a little chopped scallions, you'll start vomiting...until the stomach acid comes out."
"..."
"Annoying!" Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look: "Go to the hospital when I have time. Every time I eat with you, I have to pick chopped green onions for a long time. Even a little bit of chopped green onion is not acceptable. It's a waste of time."
"Oh."
"Go and see when you have time."
Xu Mang was eating mutton skewers and grilled eggplant, lying on the deck chair with a contented face.
"Ugh?"
"Stupid!" Yang Xiaoman ate the eggplant and asked curiously, "Are you really going to study physics?"
"Yup!"
"Is there any problem?" Xu Mang asked.
"But...but you are a student!" Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: "Others don't necessarily want you in the physics department. The physics department wants top students in the science class."
Xu Mang froze for a moment, as if it made sense.
What should I do?
"Uh..."
"There shouldn't be any problem." Xu Mang thought for a while, and said seriously: "Just based on my college entrance examination results, not to mention the Department of Physics, even if I apply for the solar system or the Milky Way, it is appropriate."
idiot!
Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and ate the eggplant in silence, but she had already agreed to Xu Mang's statement in her heart.
at this time,
the crowd not far away,
A great battle is brewing.
"Chen Shao!"
"You, Zhou Shao, and Wang Shao all have strong memories, right?" A troublemaker said with a smile, "I remember that you and Xu Mang are the top three players with the strongest brains. Why don't the four of you play mahjong together?"
"Yes yes yes!"
"Let's have fun, have fun." Another busybody booed.
moment,
There were cheers on the scene.
Chen Shao and the others were a little embarrassed. Is there any difference between playing mahjong with Xu Mang and committing suicide?This is obviously to send money to the other party, but deep in my heart is full of expectations. Being with the strong is an honor in itself, and...
If he wins, wouldn't it prove that he is better than Xu Mang?
Young Master Chen and the others nodded, agreed, and played mahjong with Xu Mang twice.
"Xu Mang!"
"Play mahjong or not?" The troublemaker who first started the war shouted at Xu Mang, "The battle of the century!"
what?
Hit again?
Crazy?
Xu Mang asked curiously, "With whom?"
"Chen Shao, Zhou Shao and Wang Shao." The troublemaker said: "The four of you are all people with super memory. We want to see what will happen if four people with strong memory play mahjong together. Such a situation."
Xu Mang hesitated for a moment, and asked Yang Xiaoman beside him, "Xiaoman? Do you want to fight?"
"..."
"It's better not to." Yang Xiaoman observed the other party, and said in a low voice: "Obviously it's one against three, you will suffer."
"how?"
"Xiaoman's consent is required for such a trivial matter?" The troublemaker said with a smile, "Xu Mang... Rake your ears!"
Xu Mang's head hardened, and he said proudly, "Is there anything you can't fight? Hit!"
Yang Xiaoman:  ̄︿ ̄
I will suffer at the cost of saving face!
Big idiot!
Then,
This battle of the century will be arranged after the barbecue, after all, the barbecue has just begun.
"what happened?"
"Don't worry... I never fight unprepared battles." Xu Mang said with a smile, "If this wave of leek harvest goes well, I'll buy you a car."
"Really?"
Yang Xiaoman was ecstatic. Buying a car by himself and Xu Mang giving her a gift were two completely different concepts. The latter was a deep love.
"real!"
"As long as you get your driver's license, I'll accompany you to buy a car." Xu Mang nodded solemnly: "The premise is that today's profit is quite good."
"come on!"
"Kill them!" Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's handsome cheek and said with a smile.
at this time,
Chen Shao, Zhou Shao and Wang Shao began to make secret signs with each other.
"This action is stick, this action is Wanzi, and this action is pancake." Young Master Chen said, "For example, in my action, I tap three times with my index finger and once with my middle finger, indicating that I want [-]."
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