At this time,
Xu Mang had another bold idea, and then ran to the classroom.
......
Chapter 20 The Price of Growth
"I'm coming!"
Xu Mang hurried to the classroom with the bread and milk, and took out Yang Xiaoman's lunch. Xu Mang said with a smile, "For you, I ran so fast, look how hard I worked."
Xu Mang's unintentional talk made Yang Xiaoman fantasize, he... what does he mean?What is for me?He...does he like me?
for you,
The seemingly simple three words can have different meanings according to different circumstances. For example, if parents say it is for you, it is family affection. If the same sex says it is for you, it is friendship or basic love. If... Both men and women say that for you...
Don't doubt it!
This must be an unreasonable thought.
Thinking of this, Yang Xiaoman thought of the previous dream where Xu Mang rode a big frog to marry himself, who became a princess, and the scene was horrifying.
"Hey!"
"Do you like me?" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang seriously, and said forcefully, "Don't think about it, I am a dream that you will never be able to reach in this life, and it will be impossible in the next life!"
Xu Mang: 囧
Ha ha!
This woman is so confident.
Xu Mang wasn't arrogant. Although Yang Xiaoman made many boys forget about food and drink, it didn't mean she could attract him.
"I think it is necessary to explain a few things." Xu Mang coughed lightly, and said seriously: "You are indeed very beautiful, and you are not one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. According to common sense, I should will be fascinated by you."
"Humph!"
"Isn't this nonsense?" Yang Xiaoman raised his proud head and said with disdain.
"Don't worry."
"Listen to me." Xu Mang said silently, "But I'm a man who has escaped the vulgar tastes. There are too many good-looking skins in the world, but very few interesting souls. You are the one to have." A woman with a good-looking skin but an old heart."
"Don't be angry, I haven't finished yet!" Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman's flushed face, and continued: "Look at your own configuration, you need height without height, breasts without breasts, and buttocks No butt, of course...these can be forgotten, after all, it is a physical defect."
Yang Xiaoman was on the verge of explosion.
"But you have such a bad temper!" Xu Mang sighed, "You hit people every now and then, you don't have any femininity at all."
exploded
Xu Mang detonated a nuclear bomb, which was a thousand times more powerful than Hiroshima.
Beat skill 1
Beat skill 1
Beat skill 1
"Wrong, wrong!"
"Grandma, I was wrong!" Xu Mang held his head and said in pain, "You are the most beautiful woman in the world, you are simply the modern version of Audrey Hepburn!"
"Hoo hoo hoo..." Yang Xiaoman gasped heavily, and said angrily, "Do you think you are a cheap person? You know you will be beaten, but you still crazily mock me, will you not be beaten by me for a day?" , feel uncomfortable?"
"You think I want to..." Xu Mang muttered, "It's not like I can't beat you."
"cut!"
"It's not that I'm bragging, I can beat ten of you!" Yang Xiaoman put her arms around her hips, with a smug expression on her face.
Not to mention,
Xu Mang really believed that Yang Xiaoman could beat ten of them, her strength was directly proportional to her appearance.
The exercise before the meal made both of them feel hungry. When Yang Xiaoman unwrapped the bread, he found that the packaging bag had been unsealed, so he couldn't help but ask, "Did you unseal it in advance?"
"Oh!"
"The earth has no attraction recently, so I put laxatives in one piece of bread." Xu Mang said blankly, "Eat it, your piece is fine."
Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman collapsed.
are you crazy!
Is this intentional to trick me?
Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he grabbed Xu Mang's collar and shouted angrily, "Believe it or not, I'll beat you to death!"
"..."
"Trust!" Xu Mang nodded.
"I...you..." Yang Xiaoman was defeated by Xu Mang's innocence, looking at the bread on the table, she really didn't dare to speak, then she thought of a way to tell which piece of bread was Intact.
"Take a bite first." Yang Xiaoman broke his own bread and handed it to Xu Mang.
"Oh..." Xu Mang honestly wanted to take a bite.
5 minutes later,
Xu Mang left the classroom and went to the toilet.
Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly, changed the bread silently, then ate the bread with the fastest eating speed in his life, and drank all the milk by the way.
soon,
When Xu Mang returned to the classroom, he saw the bread with a corner missing and fell into deep thought.
"I have some sad news for you..."
"I suddenly remembered that my bread had laxatives." Xu Mang said innocently.
Yang Xiaoman cried, crying bitterly for the first time in his life.
...
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