I really don't want to lie down and win

Then...

Mom and Dad came in, and then... I was called to Mom and Dad, and then... I seemed to be going home.

but,

It was really fun today!

"actually..."

"I tend to send my children to ordinary kindergartens. You're paying 30 yuan a year. You really don't need..." Xu Mang sighed, and said silently, "Of course I don't advocate going to that special kindergarten." .”

The so-called special kindergarten in Xu Mang's mouth was the kindergarten attended by the children of dignitaries. The atmosphere in that place was very bad, and many teachers discussed the children's family background in private.

"Ugh..."

"I'm so worried."

Xiaoman was in a very irritable mood. I used to think that the TV dramas were all deceitful, and the child was only in kindergarten. Is it necessary to make it earth-shattering?But...after it really happened to me, I realized...this is nothing earth-shattering, it is clearly destroying the world!

too difficult!

Which kindergarten can accept these two little devil kings?

however,

Xiaoman's nightmare has just begun!

......

The first thousand and 240 chapters I do it myself!

Ever since Xu Yang and Xu Man failed to enter the nursery, Xiaoman seemed to have fallen into a daze, looking for kindergartens in Shanghai all day long. Although Xu Mang said that he could find ordinary kindergartens for the children, Xiaoman was not convinced in her heart. Be sure to find a good kindergarten.

this night,

Xu Mang had just finished taking a shower, humming a song while wiping his head, and then came to the bedroom, only to see Yang Xiaoman sitting on the bedside, holding a tablet computer in his hand, not knowing what he was doing, he walked in and took a look, Only then did I realize that I was looking for a kindergarten.

"..."

"Forget it!"

"Just go to the Sunshine Happy Kindergarten next door." Xu Mang said helplessly, "Although it's a community kindergarten, our community happens to be within the enrollment range. I've inquired about it...it's really good...as long as If you reach the age standard, you will be able to go to kindergarten, yes... just provide the household registration booklet and real estate certificate."

"I do not want!"

"I must give Yang Yang and Manman the best education." Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: "Don't worry about this matter... If you don't know anything, you will find something easy, you say Sunshine Happiness Kindergarten, do you think I don’t know? I already knew..."

"Since you know, why don't you go?" Xu Mang asked curiously, "Sunshine Happiness Kindergarten is very good...it's really good. First of all, the cost is very low. Secondly, the children there are all very sunny. And they are children from the neighborhood, Yang Yang and Manman will have many playmates in the future."

Yang Xiaoman pondered for a while, and said seriously: "Although what you said is very reasonable, but...my old lady, I won't listen!"

I...

Alas!

What does it mean to be very reasonable, but not listen?

Xu Mang said helplessly, "Then what kind of kindergarten are you going to find for Yang Yang and Manman? Is there any temporary candidate list?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Look at this international private school, about 40.00% are foreign students, 60.00% are Chinese students, and there are nursery classes... The fee is about 20 a year, what do you think?" Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "There is also this magical Montreal kindergarten, which provides pure Western-style education in a bilingual environment, about 19 a year."

what's the situation?

Why is Xiaoman so persistent, sending Yang Yang and Manman to that kind of high-end kindergarten, although the education provided is very good, but at present the siblings don’t even know each other, what kind of education are they talking about... It’s not a science and technology competition of those geniuses.

"Forget it!"

"Just Sunshine Happy Kindergarten." Xu Mang said with a wry smile, "No matter how hard you train, you won't be able to train a genius for the science and innovation competition. We are already too far behind...Others go on foot at the age of one, and climb rocks at the age of two. Running in the snow at the age of three, participating in international sailing competitions at the age of four..."

"Xiaoman!"

"Yang Yang and Manman are just ordinary people!" Xu Mang said seriously: "Ordinary people have to face reality. No matter how hard Yang Yang and Manman try, they can't surpass those child prodigies. They were admitted to Nanjing University at the age of eight. At the age of nine, you won three key points in the robot competition, and at the age of 12, you have a master's degree and a Ph.D. at the same time, how do you compare?"

indeed,

This person became popular on the Internet before, as did a cosmic prodigy who could write 16 Ci Pai and [-] ancient poems a day... and was also the founder of many brands. The key... this child is only [-] years old.

And these two are called cosmic twins!

Compared with the twin stars in the universe, Yang Yang and Manman are ordinary people. They climbed rocks at the age of two, ran in the snow at the age of three, and look at the siblings...everyday they know how to fight, play, and watch cartoons. It will definitely be useless if it goes on like this.

"..."

"So we can't lose the starting line!" Yang Xiaoman said stubbornly: "I tell you...you must enter a good kindergarten, and it is a bilingual kindergarten."

Xu Mang shrugged, picked up his phone and began to scan Douyin, and suddenly asked, "How much do you plan to let Yang Yang and Manman study? Graduated from a bachelor's degree or from a junior college?"

"nonsense!"

"You and I are both doctors, Yang Yang and Manman must also want a doctor!" Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look: "Our family... can only produce a doctor!"

PhD...

Is it really that good?

Xu Mang smiled, and said calmly: "Actually, there is no need...Anyway, I think doctors tend to feel inferior. Many people ask online whether improving their education will help build self-confidence. I said...no, on the contrary. Personally speaking, I would be more inferior.”

What?

Will improving your education make you feel inferior?

Bullshit!

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and said angrily: "Nonsense... Tell me why you feel inferior."

"You can see it on the Internet... Basically everyone has a Maserati, everyone lives in a villa, and the older people are basically bosses worth over [-] million yuan, giving everyone advice all day long .”

"Young people are not bad... People in their early twenties are basically life mentors who don't ask about trivial matters in the world, and they are all life mentors with millions of fans." Xu Mang sighed, and said silently: "Compared to those human beings...I'm even worse."

"Just grow a beard on the Internet, and then dress a bit more sloppily, or in ragged clothes... Go to the street and write with a calligraphy brush." ​​Xu Mang smiled wryly: "Go and see what's going on in the comment area , everyone has already stood in line, what to say... The master is wandering, and the clown is in the hall."

Xu Mang pointed to himself, showing a bit of bitterness on his face: "I have researched in mathematics, physics, materials science, genetics, quantum computer, aerospace, etc... so many fields, but I am not as good as others on the street. Swipe the calligraphy twice..."

Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, she understood what Xu Dazhu's trotters were talking about, this matter was very popular before, but in fact it was just a carnival of traffic, everyone was not listening to reason, those people were just watching to get a kind of A different experience, watching an unusual event, and this has nothing to do with sympathy, just a kind of strangeness.

In this carnival, the protagonist is just a commodity in the window. He is displayed, taken, and hypocritically endowed with various meanings, but in fact it has nothing to do with him.