I really don't want to lie down and win

Almost everyone on the Internet was scolding, but Xu Mang was the only one who didn't scold him. Instead, he was happy that he found out about this problem, because if he didn't find out now, it would become a big problem in the future, and we will solve it at that time... This cost is far more than what it is now.

"Ugh..."

"I just feel that I am useless. There are so many problems with such a project." Xu Mang sighed, and said helplessly, "I feel sorry for many people. If I had been more careful and cautious... Maybe there won't be so many problems."

"Ouch!"

"You're just an ordinary person, do you really regard yourself as a god?" Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes at her husband, and said angrily, "I'm tired of you these days..."

words fell,

Xiaoman suddenly noticed that one of Xu Mang's hairs had turned white. This...this...when did he have white hair?I don't know anything, I'm afraid even he himself doesn't know, these days...he's working too hard.

"do not move!"

"I'll cut off your white hair."

Yang Xiaoman brought a pair of scissors from the kitchen, and carefully pressed Xu Mang's head, but her behavior made Xu Mang almost have a heart attack. After all, a female devil who fights and kills, what? Time to start getting embroidery needles.

"Hey hey!"

"Can you just pull it out with your hands?" Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously, "I'm really afraid that you will cut off my head."

"idiot!"

"If you just pull it out, you will grow a lot of white hair in the future." Yang Xiaoman gave Xu Mang a blank look, and said angrily, "Don't move...it won't do anything to you, you keep moving around like this ...If you cut off your head, don't blame me."

I...

This...

Xu Mang was completely terrified, and sat there in a daze, as if time had frozen.

"whee"

"Are you touched?" Yang Xiaoman asked with a smile.

"Don't dare!" How could Xu Mang dare to move, just move...it will be gone in minutes.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, so angry that he almost vomited blood, twisted his ears, and angrily scolded: "I asked you if you were moved? It's not about whether you dare to move... It's about being moved, it means being grateful, don't you Stupid?"

"Oh!"

"Tell me about this." Xu Mang said with a wry smile, "I'm touched...My dear wife and lord helped me cut my gray hair. How could I not be moved? By the way, when I get old, my gray hair will gradually increase. Can you cut my hair like this?"

"Of course!"

Yang Xiaoman put his arms around Xu Mang's neck, and said affectionately: "By the way... If one day I walk in front of you, for example, if something accident happens, you can find a wife from the Gu family, I don't want to I see you die alone."

Hearing Xiaoman's words, Xu Mang pondered for a long time, then said cautiously, "Why can't I find a young one?"

Yang Xiaoman: ￣︿￣

I...

you...

OMG!

What kind of idiot did I marry?

"You still want a young one?" Yang Xiaoman picked up Xu Mang's collar directly, and asked angrily, "Are you a bit fat? Have you not been beaten recently and feel that you are invincible? Give me tonight Just wait and see... let your life be worse than death!"

Xu Mang showed a wretched smile, turned over and pushed Xiaoman down, and asked, "Little girl... are you challenging me?"

"Oh?"

"Little girl really wants to ask for advice." Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day, how is it now?"

Xu Mang:? ? ?

What the hell!

Misfortune comes out of your mouth!

but,

Fortunately, Yang Yang and Man Man showed up in time and saved his father's tragic fate. Now Xu Mang is quite afraid of Xiao Man... This woman is like a robot, who never knows how to get tired... I feel that she is the real forever... motivation.

"correct!"

"I helped Yang Yang and Manman choose a nursery school, about 30 a year." Yang Xiaoman said.

"What?"

"Three...30 a year?" Xu Mang's eyes widened, and he said in horror, "Are those people crazy about money?"

"What do you know!"

"Of course it's very expensive...and I'm looking for a bilingual kindergarten." Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said angrily, "Bilingual education will ensure that children learn in a language environment with half Chinese and half English."

Xu Mang said with a look of disgust, "English is just a tool. Is it necessary to learn it so standard?"

"cut!"

"You have mastered so many foreign languages, and it turns out that speaking foreign languages ​​to others is not important, you... what kind of behavior are you doing?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily, "Let me tell you...it is very difficult to enter this kindergarten. Yes, parents' education concept and quality are the primary inspection objectives...we will have to take the exam then."

Xu Mang:? ? ?

what?

Let me take the test?

Just to get Yang Yang and Man Man into the nursery... Crazy, right?

"Don't go!"

"What is the other party's identity?" Xu Mang rolled his eyes: "Let me take the exam...Let him come by himself!"

"..."

"Go there and you won't die!" Yang Xiaoman kicked Xu Mang, "Will you go? No...don't go into the bedroom at night."

"Go! Go! Go!"

"I go!"

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