I really don't want to lie down and win

What the hell?

Xu Mang looked confused: "What the hell? What kind of capitalist beating?"

"Pay someone to beat them up." Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "If I do it...my hands will hurt, there's no way...my hands are too precious, so I can't use them casually."

"Hey hey hey hey!"

"Why do you keep being rough on me?" Xu Mang slammed on the brakes, and Yang Xiaoman's chest hit his back.

Snapped!

Xu Mang was hit on the head.

"Hey!"

"Suddenly slamming on the brakes and dying?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I smashed my old lady, are you responsible?"

Xu Mang was so annoyed by this sentence, he fixed the battery car, stretched out his hand and rubbed it up and down in front of Yang Xiaoman, and said, "Look, see... Is there any obstacle? Is it unimpeded, flat and smooth?"

Yang Xiaoman: ￣︿￣

He was dragged to the grass beside him, and he was beaten violently.

10 minutes later,

The two stood on the side of the road, looking at the empty road, their faces were filled with bewilderment.

"..."

"..."

Yang Xiaoman asked, "Where's the car?"

Xu Mang said, "It seems to have been stolen..."

"..."

"..."

Yang Xiaoman asked: "Did you take out the car keys?"

Xu Mang shrank his head: "I forgot."

"..."

"..."

The two did not continue talking, and stood quietly on the road, carrying their bags with them, and the only thing that was stolen was a battery car.

no way,

You can only choose to call the police.

In police circles,

Xu Mang still had a little influence. After all, he was a good helper for his uncle, a passionate citizen and a part-time policeman. He quickly filed the record and told him that he would definitely notify him if there were any results in the future.

"Take a taxi?"

"No!" Yang Xiaoman shook his head, glanced at Xu Mang, who was still quite strong, and said with a smile, "Go to the hotel behind my back."

what?

Is this woman crazy?

Xu Mang was about to refuse, but he looked at Yang Xiaoman carefully. In fact, there was no pressure on his back, it was not serious anyway.

Holding Yang Xiaoman's senseless buttocks, Yang Xiaoman was walking on the way to the hotel. From time to time, a taxi driver on the night shift would stop and ask, but Yang Xiaoman refused all of them.

"Are you two out of money?" A kind taxi driver asked, "I'll drive you for free!"

Oh oh oh!

Nice guy!

It's a pity that this good man was also rejected.

finally,

After going through untold hardships, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman arrived at the hotel and booked a deluxe single room.

"You wash first!" Yang Xiaoman said.

"Oh."

Xu Mang obediently went to take a shower, but he didn't know if it was on purpose. There was a glass between the room and the bathroom, which was faintly visible.

"Xiaoman?"

"Ok?"

"I'm taking off my pants now, can you see that?"

"..."

"Fuck off!"

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, then walked into the bathroom and began to take a shower.

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman's heart was full of tension. This time, if he fails, he will be benevolent. The bastard Xu Mang must be taken down, otherwise... keeping it will always be a disaster, and who knows what day he will be gone.

Within a few minutes,

Xu Mang came from the inside and saw Yang Xiaoman's serious appearance, so he didn't go up to ask, but lay silently on the bed and pressed the remote control.

"I..."

"I'm going to take a shower." Yang Xiaoman dawdled for a while, and walked gracefully to the bathroom.

Through the flickering glass, Xu Mang saw the scene he least wanted to see in his life, the figure of the airport...

Xu Mang: °ー°〃

Is it too late to poke your eyes now?

Watching boring variety shows and listening to the sound of running water next door, Xu Mang's mind was full of Yang Xiaoman's figure.