I really don't want to lie down and win
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Yang Xiaoman glanced at the text message, almost jumped up, grabbed Xu Mang's neck, and asked, "Are you wasting money again?!"
"I really buy books!"
"Look...is this a book?" Xu Mang opened his bookshelf, and said seriously, "Did you see it? How could capitalists like you know what intellectuals like us pursue... the book itself There is the book of the Golden House, and there is Yan Ruyu in it...Have you ever heard of it?"
"This is from Song Zhenzong Zhao Heng's encouragement article, look... the gap!" Xu Mang sighed, and said helplessly to himself: "Human genius is just a spark, if you want to make it into a blazing flame, Then there is only learning! Learning!"
Yang Xiaoman:  ̄︿ ̄
"Is that why you spend money recklessly?" Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's face and angrily scolded, "Can I get a refund?"
"..."
"No." Xu Mang shrank his neck and said cautiously, "If you buy it, you will buy it...and I really want to see it!"
"fart!"
"You're my old lady, am I blind?" Yang Xiaoman pointed to a number on the upper left corner of the bookshelf, and asked seriously: "How many digits is this?"
"Five digits!"
"Is there a problem?" Xu Mang asked.
"You know it's five digits?" Yang Xiaoman was furious, and said angrily: "Tens of thousands of books...you told me to read them? When you become a grandfather, I don't think I can read them all... Big idiot."
Xu Mang didn't know why Xiaoman's reaction was so strong. He bought a car with eight figures at the auto show...and didn't see it hurt like this. What's going on?Are you too tired yesterday?Tired and stupid?
"what happened to you?"
"Didn't it just cost a hundred thousand... Your bags are worth hundreds of thousands." Xu Mang suddenly thought of something when he said this, and asked cautiously, "Isn't it? Is it so early?"
Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and also found that his emotions were a little out of control. He pouted...silently laying in Xu Mang's arms, and said helplessly, "Actually... I'm worried that you're like you were in college again, yes I like to ignore it, do you know how irritable I was at that time?"
"..."
Not to mention,
Xu Mang really didn't expect that at that time, she would hurt Xiaoman so much. She never mentioned it, and she didn't care... Maybe some things are really just superficial. It seems that she has been accommodating Xiaoman all the time. Man, but to Xiaoman, she is not accommodating herself.
Compromise with each other, compromise with each other, this is like love.
"sorry..."
Xu Mang put the tablet computer on the coffee table, hugged Xiaoman tightly in his arms, and said softly, "Don't worry...it won't be like before, I really just read it, and I read very fast now , you can remember it by flipping through it casually.”
at this point,
Xiaoman has a deep understanding. When I was in high school, I saw him flipping through the books quickly, finishing a book in one class, and then lay down and fell asleep. At first I thought he was boring, who I know he is reading a book.
More importantly... this guy did not miss any punctuation marks. The teachers at the time said that he had a unique camera memory, that is, the content he had seen could form a picture style, and he would memorize this part when needed Picture out.
but...
Will my head explode after storing so much content?
"Ugh?"
"How many books have you read now?" Yang Xiaoman asked.
"I've read nearly thirty books in an hour." Xu Mang said meanly, "Aren't you awesome?"
"cut!"
"Liar!"
"One book in 30 seconds?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I know you are a genius, but a genius also has to speak the law. You can memorize everything by tapping your hand casually and blinking your eyes a few times? Who are you fooling?" ? My mother is also a Ph.D. from Fuda."
"Do not believe?"
"How about we take a gamble?" Xu Mang said with a smile: "You can pick out a random paragraph from the thirty books at the top of the bookshelf, and then ask me... what is the sentence in the middle, as long as I make a mistake, I will wash clothes for one year! If I make two mistakes, I will wash them for three years, and if I make three mistakes, I will wash them for a lifetime!"
"but..."
"If I'm right, then you'll buy me a yacht!" Xu Mang said.
Yang Xiaoman gave him a blank look: "I'm an idiot when you're an old lady? Who knows if you bought the book today, maybe last year?"
"Whoops..."
"There is a purchase record!" Xu Mang took the tablet, then clicked on the software, found his own purchase record, put the tablet in front of Xiaoman, and said, "See if...I bought it today. ..From the first book to the No.30 book, you can choose whatever you want!"
Seeing Xu Mang's embarrassing look, Xiaoman was extremely unconvinced, and his stubborn temper immediately came up, and he said, "Just bet! I still don't believe it, old lady!"
"Not like this!"
"Let's bet big!" Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "I will randomly draw three times. If you answer all the questions correctly, I will give you a yacht and three sports cars. If you answer incorrectly..."
At this time,
Xiaoman showed her wicked capitalist smile, which was creepy to see.
......
The first thousand and 180 seven chapters, can't you afford it? !
The smile of the capitalist really makes people shudder.
Xu Mang shrank his head, and asked cautiously, "If I can't answer, what do you plan to do with me? It's tiring to be a person these days... Don't ask me to do stupid things, anyway, I'm also a As a great scientist, face is still important."
"cut!"
"It's not asking you to do something." Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "You have to promise me three conditions, first... within the next two years to practice a new account, and second... In the future, Yang Yang's parent meeting will be held by you, and third... Yang Yang has been called a parent at school, so you go to school to face the head teacher."
I...
There is nothing wrong with the first condition, but the latter two conditions are a bit deceptive!
His son Xu Yang is not a learning material, he is already like a leather car now, and when he grows up...wouldn't it be even worse?It is estimated that I have been called a parent since elementary school, but who am I?Xu Mang... the greatest scientist in the world, it's a little outrageous to be scolded by an elementary school teacher, right?
"no!"
"I'm a Nobel Prize winner in physics, an academician of the Huaguo Academy of Sciences...you asked me to go to school for training...what do you think?" Xu Mang rolled his eyes and said angrily, "No...you have to In exchange, whoever loves will go...Anyway, I won't go, I can't afford to lose this person."
"roll!"
"I don't agree!" Yang Xiaoman glared: "This is your own son, who are you going to?"
"You go... Anyway, you don't care." Xu Mang said with a smile: "And others dare not do anything to you, who doesn't know our boss Yang's reputation, so what... Boss Yang, you What do you think... what's your idea?"
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