I really don't want to lie down and win

"..."

"Why so fast?" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang, and asked with a look of surprise, "Should I just rush in casually?"

"No."

"I used your body wash and shampoo." Xu Mang touched his arm, frowning: "Say there's something wrong with your body wash...Why is it so slippery after washing? Is it because I haven't washed it thoroughly? "

"nonsense!"

"This shower gel is precious!" Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and then showed a shy expression: "Quick...come up quickly."

Xu Mang went to bed obediently, pulled the quilt, and started playing games. As soon as he clicked on the game, Yang Xiaoman snatched his mobile phone. Seeing her angry face, Xu Mang shrank his head and asked, "What's wrong?" ?”

what happened?

What's the matter?

You all sleep in the same bed and don't want to do something?

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that she stomped her feet, but she couldn't say anything clearly. If this guy found out about her plan, with his personality, it would be another satire. What kind of fire is burning in her heart? Lonely...

The two of them lay quietly on the bed like this, watching a boring TV series, like a movie about Yang Jian falling in love with Su Daji's Erlang Shenshengji.

Yang Xiaoman didn't know anything about the plot in it. She only knew that it was a costume mythology movie. At this time, she was looking forward to Xu Mang's next move, which would be gentle and romantic...Anyway, she was looking forward to it.

"Where's the remote control?"

"???"

"Oh... here I am." Xu Mang touched the remote control, and then began to change channels. When he found a comedy program, he laughed non-stop by himself.

After 5 minutes,

Yang Xiaoman finally opened his mouth, and asked grumblingly: "It's almost time for bed, right?"

"It's only before nine o'clock." Xu Mang said helplessly, "You don't have to compete tomorrow, and you usually go to bed late, but today it's so early... Xiaoman, are you sick?"

"roll!"

"My old lady is very healthy!" Yang Xiaoman wanted to unscrew Xu Mang's head, and then opened it to see whether it contained sweet potatoes or paste. Such a lively, youthful and invincible beautiful girl lying beside him actually wanted to watch TV?

"Oh..."

Xu Mang continued to watch the comedy.

in fact,

He knew what was going to happen next, but he didn't dare to do it because he couldn't bear it in his conscience. Although it was not a big deal these days, taking his school as an example, there were more than a dozen abortions among girls alone.

but...

That's someone else!

Although I, Xu Mang, have done a lot of criminal things, when it comes to dealing with men and women, I am Liu Xiahui!

Snapped!

The plug of the TV series was pulled out, Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang who was on the bed, and returned to the bed.

"Turn off the lights!"

"Oh..."

The room was dark and silent.

"Let me tell you a story!" Xu Mang started the little story before going to bed: "Once upon a time there was a girl whose parents died and her life was very hard. One day..."

This story is very smelly and very long, so long that Yang Xiaoman fell asleep after listening to it.

"They got married that day, and then gave birth to a pair of twins... Finally..." Xu Mang talked for two hours, and finally came to the end. At this moment, he observed Yang Xiaoman and breathed a sigh of relief.

Save yourself a prison sentence!

so close!

Taking the phone, Xu Mang started his overnight trip.

...

the next morning,

Yang Xiaoman educated Xu Mang in anger, and worked hard for a long time, but he was tricked by this guy and slept until dawn.

Although he was beaten up, Xu Mang was a little happy. He didn't do anything out of the ordinary. He just consulted his lawyer this morning, and the lawyer told him clearly that if there was an affair, he would not be able to escape from prison.

Of course that's not the point,

In the end, what the lawyer said was what Xu Mang was afraid of.

The good life is just beginning for you, don't lock yourself in the love and marriage grave.

Let's go crazy for another ten years!

Careful analysis,

So fucking right!

after that,

Xu Mang paid a considerable amount of compensation, and then changed to an ordinary bed. The old masters who came to help change the bed looked at Xu Mang with ambiguous expressions, and praised the young man's physical strength for so many years. , the first time I saw the water bed collapsed.

This day is the day when the group arena begins.

Liang Feng brought his team members to the arena, discussed with them, and finally selected a lineup. Xu Mang was the first to play as Bai, followed by Zhao Linlin, Wu Feifei, Zhou Kai, and Yang Xiaoman.

"Teacher Liang?"

"It's not good to line up like this." Xu Mang said solemnly, "If I go up, I won't be able to get down."

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Liang Feng smiled lightly, and said silently, "You are a shit-stirring stick, so don't say anything else when you go up, just go up and disturb me for a while, then you will have completed the task."

Ugh?

That sounds good too!

Xu Mang nodded and accepted the idea of ​​a shit-stirring stick, but in fact Xu Mang didn't want to be a shit-stirring stick in his heart. He wanted to be a wishful golden cudgel that could fix the sea and stir up the world.

In short, two flowers!