I really don't want to lie down and win

"In a word, for a lifetime!"

"A lifetime of love, a glass of wine!"

Xu Mang and Wang Shuxue smelled of alcohol on their faces, and then each of them held a microphone and sat on the sofa in the living room singing crazily. They also ordered the classic old songs, which may be the effect of alcohol, which led to a bit of true feelings.

"waiter!"

"Cutting the song!" After Xu Mang sang the song, he seemed to be still in the state of not getting enough, and shouted to Yang Xiaoman who was sitting beside him sullenly: "I want to sing the sudden self, hurry up...or else. .. No tip for you."

I...

you...

Yang Xiaoman felt that he had been punched by someone.Then he couldn't fight back, his whole body was so uncomfortable that he was going to die, this damn bastard actually regarded me as a waitress girl.

However, if she was angry, Xiaoman followed suit and ordered Xu Mang's sudden self.

"I heard you say that the sun rises and sets."

"Sun and rain are unpredictable, but the road is full of footsteps."

"I'm used to your sudden self."

"While swaying, you will see nature clearly."

Yang Xiaoman: °ー°〃

Ugly to death!

It's almost like a husky shout, who sings for your confidence?

Yang Xiaoman knew Xu Mang's singing very well. When he first fell in love with him, this guy was tone deaf. At that time, he didn't believe in evil, so he had to let him sing. As a result...

"Then don't stay, there will be no more after time passes."

"The sky you look at, hang more rainbows."

"..."

"If you only have this life, what's the point of starting over?"

The crying is over,

Yang Xiaoman thought that was enough, but he never expected that his younger sister Wang Shuxue started applauding.

"One more song!"

"sounds amazing!"

I...

Are you deaf?

Where does it sound?

Yang Xiaoman stared at Wang Shuxue, saw that her face was full of alcohol, her eyes were distracted, it was obvious that she had drunk too much, and she was so drunk that she was unconscious.

"It's almost done!"

"I'll make hangover soup for you two!" Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and got up angrily to prepare hangover soup.

"Wait for what?"

"The second round hasn't started yet." Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman, and said in a daze, "Why are you so troublesome, bitch? Be careful, my husband...I..."

Yang Xiaoman looked at the befuddled Xu Mang, and couldn't help but sigh... He used to drink quite well, but this time he only drank eight bottles of wine and became unconscious...

Is this fake wine?

Thinking of this,

Yang Xiaoman ignored Xu Mang and took out his cell phone to call his father.

"Hey?"

"Dad... Does XXX red wine have a particularly strong stamina?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously, "Is it stronger than white wine?"

"XXX red wine?"

"Indeed, the stamina is much stronger than liquor, because it has been stored for a long time, so why did you suddenly ask this?" Father Yang asked curiously: "Is someone drunk?"

"Your son-in-law and Xiaoxue drank a box and a half together, seven or eight bottles of which were drunk by your son-in-law, and another bottle was drunk by Xiaoxue, and now the two of them..." Yang Xiaoman took a look and was studying how to order The two who sang couldn't help showing a wry smile and said, "The two of you are crazy."

"..."

"I can only drink half a bottle... Hurry up and make the hangover soup, and then let the two of you spit it out, by the way... Don't blow the wind, otherwise you will be even more drunk." Father Yang said: "I reckon that tomorrow the two of you will drink You don't need to get up, you have to sleep for a day before you can wake up."

"Oh..."

hang up the phone,

Yang Xiaoman sighed, this is simply looking for trouble for nothing, what kind of wine is drunk, and now he has drunk to the point of unconsciousness, and his husband is really, if he can drink well, he will drink to death... Isn't it a tragedy now?

Impressed!

Then,

Xiaoman brought out two bowls of hangover soup and forced the two of them to drink it down. After that... one of them held a large trash can and vomited there... instantly sobered up a lot.

"what!"

"Finally came back to life!" Wang Shuxue collapsed on the sofa, and said to herself with a sad face: "It's so uncomfortable... It feels like I'm dead."

"Brother-in-law?"

"Are you still alive?" Wang Shuxue asked.

"Your brother-in-law is already dead!" Yang Xiaoman complained angrily while helping the unconscious Xu Mang wipe his mouth, "Drink, drink, drink...will you still drink in the future? I said you are abroad. What did you learn?"

"..."

"Okay, okay!" Wang Shuxue said helplessly, "I know...you are only three years older than me, and you know how to scold me all day long, are you annoying? Are you more annoying than my mother?" Be long-winded."

"how?"

"Don't say three years older, even if you are a day older, she is still your sister!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I don't do human affairs all day long, but I know that I will worry my family. Look at how you are living. Take Is it amazing to win a few broken prizes?"

If it was normal, Wang Shuxue would have refuted it long ago, but now she is so dizzy that she doesn't even have the energy to refute, so she can only be scolded silently.