I really don't want to lie down and win

"To what extent?"

"It fell to about [-] points, and then rebounded one after another...but we will withdraw at [-] points!" Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: "I can only predict until here... When will we reach [-] points? I don't know for sure...but with such a circuit breaker, there will be a series of problems after that."

"Bold prediction!"

"It will reach [-] points in two weeks." Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "Of course it may be advanced or postponed, so everyone should work hard for a while, and then I will give everyone annual leave with pay. That kind of annual leave!"

"remember!"

"It's all the members of the entire company, all of whom are on vacation for one year...with pay!" Yang Xiaoman said with a smile.

paid annual leave,

This is something only Mr. Yang can do...

after that,

Xiaoman left the war room and came to her office in a hurry. When she walked into the lounge, she saw her husband was sleeping soundly, she tiptoed to him, then sat on the head of the bed, stretched out her hand to rub rubbed his head.

"..."

at this time,

Xiaoman didn't know what to say, he didn't have any sense of victory, and all of this was because he saw his husband, and he said it so eloquently... During this period of time, he probably also broke his heart, comparing himself to the family All the money was taken out, as well as the billions of dollars in his hands.

If this is a loss...

It's all over!

but,

While stroking her husband's cheek lightly, Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "But this is not the reason for me to forgive you, you Xu Da pig's hooves... stare and swallow dung and commit suicide!"

Of course...Xu Mang naturally wouldn't be cruel to that extent, let Xu Mang really commit suicide by swallowing dung, just married not long ago, being a widow...how could it be possible, plus there are children Yes, that's even more impossible.

But the death penalty can be avoided, but the life penalty cannot be escaped, so he must be tortured for a while, and let him know what it means to be the head of the family!

At this time,

All the past experiences of being bullied by Xu Mang flooded into her brain again, which made Xiaoman very angry. She felt that she was very wronged. She had paid so much for this family, but this guy knew how to bully people all day long. for fun.

...

The next day,

Xu Mang woke up from the dream of the U.S. stock market soaring. He couldn't help stretching, glanced at his wife beside him, and then heaved a sigh of relief. The day of continuing to lose money began... I don't know if my wife can carry it. when.

It's almost done, I must beat myself to the bone... This little woman... I didn't think her head was so hard before, but this time it is too hard, right?

Pick up the phone from the bed,

Xu Mang unlocked it silently, and then searched the Internet to see how many points the US stock market reached. In his dream...it had reached [-] points. It is usually said that it is the opposite in dreams, but that is just a fantasy. , how is it possible!

I...

Xu Mang,

Guaranteed by the head, this is impossible!

however,

The next second... I was taught to be a human by reality.

Xu Mang: Σ`д'ノノ

What the hell!

What... what happened?

Looking at the numbers on the phone screen, Xu Mang fell into a moment of confusion. He even felt that he was dreaming. Then he squeezed his arm, and felt a sharp pain in an instant. Xu Mang clearly realized for a while, I am so in reality!

no no no no no...

I... I just fell asleep normally, why did I fall to the fuse when I woke up?

This...

What the hell is going on here?

Xu Mang tried to use physics to explain this kind of thing, after much deliberation... Is this the legendary Schrodinger's stock market?

"It's over, it's over..."

"It's all fucked up now!" Xu Mang thought of what he had boasted about before, such as the U.S. stock market crash, and committing suicide by swallowing dung... He never expected that the retribution would come so quickly, and it was only a few days later Time, this is the legendary present report?

Putting on his underwear carefully, Xu Mang planned to go home and hide for a few days, but at this moment... Xiaoman suddenly spoke.

"how?"

"Want to run away?"

Yang Xiaoman's voice came from behind, almost scaring Xu Mang into the urine.

"Fuck!"

"Old...wife?"

"It's been hard work, my husband, I'm going to help you make some breakfast." Xu Mang said awkwardly without smiling, "What do you want to eat? Shall I go buy you some wontons? Uh... how about the three delicacies small wontons?" Like? It must be very good!"

"do not want!"

"I want to watch the live broadcast!" Yang Xiaoman showed a smug smile: "Didn't you say... as soon as the US stock market meltdown occurs, you will commit suicide by swallowing excrement? Then please start your performance!"

Whoops!

I go...

As expected... This is to obliterate my husband!

"Hey hey hey..."

"Don't make trouble!" Xu Mang got into the bed with a smile, slowly hugged Xiaoman into his arms, touched her little head, and said, "Wife...I'm your husband anyway... You just have the heart to watch your child become a member of a single-parent family?"

"I can't bear to..."

"Give the child a complete family, that's what we have to consider." Xu Mang said seriously: "Don't talk about this kind of thing in the future, it's completely desecrating the noble love between us, I won't let you do that !"

Yang Xiaoman: ￣￣;