I really don't want to lie down and win

Ugh,

Since getting married,

Xiaoman became more and more open-minded!

...

night,

Just after taking a shower, Xu Mang came to the bedroom wrapped in a bath towel. Seeing Xiaoman sitting on the bedside, carefully reading the hundred preparation books before becoming a mother, he couldn't help but fell into doubts. book?

"Come here!"

"I want to experience what it's like to be a mother." Yang Xiaoman waved at Xu Mang, "Be a baby."

"..."

"It's annoying!"

"I'm coming..."

Next second,

Xu Mang was lying on Xiaoman's lap with a bath towel wrapped around his head, and asked bitterly, "Are you an idiot? I'm a great scientist with international reputation. If others know what I am like now, they will think that I am so stupid." His great image is ruined!"

"cut!"

"You are their great scientist, and you are still my husband!" Yang Xiaoman said disapprovingly, "Don't talk! The baby can't talk now!"

"..."

Xu Mang stopped talking and was silently in a daze.

just,

Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang carefully, and gradually frowned, complaining, "Why do you look so ugly?"

"???"

"Hey hey!" Xu Mang retorted, "I'm not as insulting as you!"

"well!"

"Forget that I was wrong, my baby is the best!" Yang Xiaoman held Xu Mang's head and shook it gently... Then he said, "Cry! Let me cry for you, at this stage You have to cry to be real, don't cry...I'll kill you!"

Xu Mang went crazy,

This is the stepmother, right?

"Wow wow wow!"

Xu Mang pretended casually a few times, then quietly looked at the lamp on the ceiling, a small black shadow appeared in the lampshade, he knew...it was his bank card.

"OK OK!"

"Don't cry, don't cry... If you cry any more, Mom will beat you up!" Yang Xiaoman said softly.

At this time,

Xu Mang asked with a dark face: "Xiaoman...you are not even as good as your stepmother!"

......

9 Chapter Twenty This project, I, Yang Xiaoman, voted for it!

Xu Mang has already figured out that Xiaoman is not suitable to be a mother, she is suitable to be a tormenting little goblin, only an hour's journey to become a mother, not to beat people, but to beat people for threats. Threatening elite education, now... direct stick education.

"Wife?"

"Why don't you take care of the baby for two days after giving birth, and give it to others for the rest of the time." Xu Mang lay on the bed, looked at Xiaoman who was out of emotion, and carefully reminded: "You... I am afraid that one day I will be excited and break the child..."

"It's not serious or serious... It's not like you don't know." Xu Mang continued: "And you should change your bad temper, it always explodes... And once this blows up, it will blow you up for hundreds of miles. Take a deep breath, if it weren't for my rough skin and thick flesh, it's really... the countdown to divorce."

"I knew it!"

"You're starting to dislike me!"

"You were not like this before..."

I don't know why, Xiaoman collapsed again... There was no reason for the collapse, her handsome face was already crying, and she frantically beat Xu Mang like a pear blossom in a rainstorm, this time she didn't hold back, Xu Mang was almost beaten up.

but...

Xiaoman's emotions also calmed down. In Xu Mang's arms, she pouted a little displeased, and said miserably, "My husband...was I too irritable just now? Ever since I got pregnant, I've become more The more uncontrollable you are, the slightest emotional fluctuation will explode..."

"Ugh..."

"It's all like this." Xu Mang said with a wry smile, "We will be counted here in the future, but now it's in progress, my wife...how about my proposal just now? You can take it for two days, and give the rest to your parents Take it, your parents or my parents are fine."

"no!"

"My child...Why don't you let me take it?" Yang Xiaoman said stubbornly: "Anyway... Anyway, we will see when the time comes, parents are not allowed to take the child, I guess they also have opinions, and we can talk about it after the child is born Come on, my mother's child... I have the final say on my mother!"

"..."

"All right, all right!" Xu Mang shrank his head, and said with a wry smile, "Between heaven and earth... the wife is the biggest, you really have the final say."

"Humph!"

Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly, arched into his arms, and said, "Big idiot... If you could have a chance to start over in life and keep all your memories, would you still fall in love with me? Would you? Just ignore me? Became a passerby with me?"

"Ha ha..."

"If you're reborn...I'll find you right away." Xu Mang rubbed Xiaoman's hair, and said affectionately, "I don't want to be like this life, waiting for the time to meet again. I'm impatient... Hit You are my wife, so get together as soon as possible, and you will feel uncomfortable even a second later."

words fell,

Yang Xiaoman was elated when he heard that, grabbed Xu Mang's neck, kissed him fiercely, and said, "My husband...I love you so much, I love you so much!"

"hey-hey..."

"Then what... Do you want to test your IQ?" Xu Mang said with a smile: "I'm more stupid than before, and my intuition is this... The standard for normal human IQ is about [-]. I think you're about sixty."

"roll!"

"Which person with an IQ of sixty have you ever seen earn so much money?" Yang Xiaoman stared and said angrily: "Talk about IQ with me again, and be careful to blow your head off. "

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, and said hastily, "How about...I'll tell you a joke? One day a walking corpse crisis broke out on the earth, and a walking corpse opened your sky cap, and then went to smell it, Then the walking dead walked away, do you know why?"