I really don't want to lie down and win

Xu Mang is online...

The guild exploded immediately!

Seeing a group of extremely excited players catch him spitting, it made him feel uncomfortable for a while, but he soon forgot this feeling. In just a few minutes, everyone forgot the existence of this person in the guild.

Today's role-playing online games are no longer what they used to be. Anyone can have fun playing alone. The lone wolf will always be lonely in the game, just like Xu Mang... riding a horse in Azeroth In the world, wander around, look at the scenery, climb mountains and so on.

boring...

But very laid back.

At this time,

Chen Xi secreted Xu Mang in the game and asked him to go to the dungeon together, then Xu Mang directly joined the team, and was scolded again...

your dad joined the team

Teammate A: ...!

Teammate B: ...!

Teammate C: ...!

"Hey?"

"What are you doing?" Xu Mang received a call from Chen Xi.

"Brother Xu Mang... why don't you delete your account?" Chen Xi said with tears in her eyes, "Your character...is so irritating. Every time your character goes online, it becomes the account of the entire guild." Fathers of the members, once you go offline, the fathers of the members will leave."

"..."

"Then I'll take the name of your father before he died?" Xu Mang asked cautiously.

"No no no!"

"Your father is pretty good." Chen Xi thought about the picture, but the picture was too beautiful to think about it. According to the current situation, the name is actually not bad, it's better than the new name Xu Mang proposed Not less, but also filled with a kind of elegance.

after that,

In teaming up with Xu Mang, Chen Xi completely lost his mind, as expected... He is a person with no organization and discipline, not only has low damage, but also has poor character. He dares to ask for any equipment. A cancer.

hit halfway,

Chen Xi couldn't bear such a teammate, so he called Xu Mang, kicked him out of the team directly in the game, and then Xu Mang went back to the city to watch the scenery.

after that,

Xu Mang directly turned on his work computer and checked the upload time of his essay. What he didn't expect was that it was still uploading...but this was normal, after all, it was more than 200 pages long, and Now arXiv seems to be uploaded by many people, plus the server shrinks.

in the afternoon,

Xu Mang drove to the company and took Xiaoman home. The husband and wife chatted about some messy things in the car. The content was unsightly and extremely embarrassing.

"Hate"

"Big villain!" Yang Xiaoman's handsome face has turned red. She knows that her husband is a big hooligan, and also knows that he is familiar with all kinds of ugly jokes, but she never imagined that this big pig's hoof is so cruel. proficient.

Okay,

Married life needs some jokes like this to polish it up properly. Being too plain may become a habit, which gradually distances them from each other, and even starts to sleep in separate beds and rooms.

"Ugh?"

"Will you share the bed with me?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"how is this possible!"

"I'm a big gangster, do you think I'll let you go?" Xu Mang said with a smirk on his face, "Stop thinking about it... Anyway, I won't let you escape."

"cut!"

"You are still a big hooligan, I will teach you how to be a man every minute." Yang Xiaoman looked disdainful, but when she thought of being pregnant, she couldn't help but feel helpless, bear with it... what else can I do?Everything is for the sake of the child, but where does this big pig's hoof go?

Taking a sneak peek at Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman soon felt relieved. How he got here before is how he got here now.

"Wife?"

"I'm going to play games with Chen Xi at night, but this kid thinks my skills are not good enough, how about...you help me?" Xu Mang said: "Warcraft...you should know that the old popular nostalgic server recently , Chen Xi and I formed a guild, and today we are going to play a raid."

"can!"

"It just so happens that I'm bored too." Yang Xiaoman nodded, and then said, "Then you play the baby tomorrow."

"Oh..." Xu Mang nodded, and asked cautiously, "Have you ever played?"

"Played."

"I'm pretty good, let me get acquainted with the strategy, by the way... tell Chenxi, I want to command!" Yang Xiaoman said.

...

night,

Xu Mang was sitting in his seat, looking at the upload time of the theory, it would be successful in three hours, and he didn't know if it was because of his network, the upload rate was too slow... It used to take up to 1 minute, but The previous content was only a few pages.

"Wife?"

"Are we optical fiber?" Xu Mang frowned, and said angrily to Xiao Man who was sitting opposite him, "Are we being restricted by the speed limit?"

"do not know."

"Call and ask. If there is a speed limit, you can complain to the department." Yang Xiaoman was logging into his account, and then saw Xu Mang's character on the character selection page, and said with a displeased expression, "This What kind of bad name is that?"

"Hey hey hey..."

"You'll know when you go online." Xu Mang said mysteriously.

Then,

This character is live.

your dad is online

In an instant,

Yang Xiaoman was scolded wildly by N1 players, Xiaoman almost went crazy, raised his head and glared at Xu Mang angrily, and roared, "Are you crazy? With such a crappy name...do you still want to live? Then Don't choose multiple names, but choose one of your father... to scold me!"

Xu Mang shrugged, and said indifferently: "Then what should I do? This account has cost thousands of dollars, and the monthly card alone has been charged for ten years!"