I really don't want to lie down and win

Yang Xiaoman: ￣︿￣

What is a woman?

Mom, I will always be 16 years old!

"roll!"

"If you don't know how to talk, talk less." Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he was half dead, and said angrily: "My mother, I belong to the ageless face, do you know what it means? I will never grow old, and I will always maintain a youthful and beautiful appearance. Nothing If you understand, just blah blah and blah blah.”

"Go away!"

"It's so annoying..." Yang Xiaoman broke free from Xu Mang's embrace, sulking angrily.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

Lying trough,

Not to mention... the temper tantrum after pregnancy!

Then,

IQ has not declined ah?

"Wife?"

"What are you doing!"

"You go to the bedroom to see if I'm asleep?" Xu Mang asked seriously.

"It's annoying..."

At this time,

Xiaoman got up and went upstairs to the bedroom.

Looking at this back view, Xu Mang didn't know what to do for a while. His IQ had dropped significantly, but no matter what... he was her husband, and he had the responsibility to support her and protect her. Never give up love ah!

moment,

Holding a feather duster, Yang Xiaoman angrily came to the living room on the first floor, stood in front of Xu Mang, and growled angrily, "Are you kidding me?"

"Whoops..."

"I'll just test my IQ." Xu Mang licked his face, gently took off the feather duster, and said with a smile, "I googled just now, and pregnant women have poor memory and poor thinking, which may be related to women before and after pregnancy. related to hormonal changes in the body."

"Before, you were always worried about something wrong with your body, suspected that you had some incurable disease, and were suspicious every day." Xu Mang explained: "That's why this phenomenon happened, but don't worry...a study in Tu'ao shows that , Pregnancy is more of a psychological effect.”

"Xu Mang!"

"I'm warning you again!"

"I'm a Ph.D. in Economics, and I'm No. 1 in the world mathematics competition. I still have many, many honors. Have you ever seen any idiot who has won so many awards?" Yang Xiaoman's eyes seemed to be able to emit flames. And know how much anger there is.

however,

Even a king will wilt when he meets his mother.

"I'm still your mother!" Yang's mother ran to the stairs angrily, and shouted at her daughter with her hips akimbo, yelling at her son-in-law, and reprimanded: "Go to bed when you are pregnant, rest is good for you and the child, It's a very important thing.”

...

bedroom,

The excitement of pregnancy has passed, and Xiaoman at this time has extremely doubts about whether her IQ has dropped. She doesn't believe that her IQ has dropped. It is very likely that the big pigs around her deliberately manipulated her to create an illusion.

Make yourself feel really stupid...

How can it be!

My wife has a Ph.D.!

"Cough cough!"

"husband"

"Didn't you always say that I have a low IQ?" Yang Xiaoman propped himself up, sat on the head of the bed and said to Xu Mang who was reading, "Can I ask you a question? Test your IQ?"

"Speak!" Xu Mang responded indifferently.

"Have you read Journey to the West?"

"In the ninth episode of the sequel of Journey to the West, there is a scene... I don't know if you still remember it." Yang Xiaoman said: "Fengxian County has been suffering from severe drought for many years. Wukong went to Lingxiao Palace at the request of the king of the county. He begged for rain, but the Jade Emperor refused, and threatened that it would not rain until the dogs had finished licking the noodles, the chickens had eaten the rice, and the fire had blown the locks.”

"Ten battles on the rice mountain, twenty feet on the surface mountain, a golden lock one foot three or four inches long, and a lock bar as thick as a finger." Yang Xiaoman said, "Excuse me... which one is faster?"

Xu Mang put down the book in his hand, glanced at the triumphant Xiaoman, and couldn't help showing a mysterious smile.

this woman...

He even learned how to play tricks.

such a pity!

I happen to be such a boring person, so I have really studied this issue.

"Ten fights on rice mountain, its weight is calculated to be 75599866 kilograms; twenty battles on rice mountain, its weight is calculated to be 267269592 kilograms, if it is locked...don't count." Xu Mang said: "It takes 140 kilograms for a chicken to finish eating rice. years, it takes 240 years for a dog to finish licking his face."

"The chicken wins!" Xu Mang said.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and was almost pissed off by Xu Mang, but in order to protect her IQ, she shamelessly acted as a bully.

"wrong!"

"It's normal for chickens to eat rice, but it's normal for dogs to lick noodles...you are a dog abuser!" Yang Xiaoman pouted her mouth and said angrily, "Also...if dogs don't eat meat often, they may eat chickens gone."

Xu Mang:? ? ?

This...

Unexpectedly, such a juicy little beauty has also learned to rebel!

"According to your statement."

"I think the lock is broken first... first the dog will chase the chicken, and the chicken will run around. As soon as it runs, the air will be filled with flour, and then the dust will explode." Xu Mang said: "The dog and the chicken will be blown to death immediately." , and then blow up the lock."

"You fart!"

"Didn't this blow up the entire heaven?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "The composition of air and immortal energy are obviously different."