I really don't want to lie down and win
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Chapter 882 You Must Retaliate
night,
For young men and women, there is a sense of mystery.
Xu Mang was still the same as usual, lying on the big soft bed, crossing his legs, watching an American TV series American Gods on the tablet. This TV series was full of absurdity, but it also matched certain situations in reality.
"Xiaoman?"
"Do you know the population of Iceland?" Xu Mang turned his head to look at Xiaoman, who had a dark face all the time, and said with a smile: "The data I found is that the population of Iceland is 35, but I think this data Untrue, full of an ignorant absurdity, how could the population of Iceland be 35?"
"..."
"It's true that they only have 35. Have you ever studied geography?" Yang Xiaoman said with a dark face while chatting in the WeChat group: "At the northernmost tip of Britain, there are more than 1000 kilometers to the north. That's Iceland."
"First of all, Iceland is located on the growth boundary of the American plate and the Eurasian plate. The crust is unstable and there are many volcanic activities... There are about 200 volcanoes, of which more than 40 are active volcanoes. Secondly, there is a Vatna Glacier in the southeast of Iceland. It is the third largest glacier in the world, so the actual living area of Iceland is just over 8 square kilometers.”
"Subtract the area of the tundra...there are very few areas that can be used for human habitation." Yang Xiaoman said: "The population of 35 makes sense."
"No!"
"I think the population of Iceland is about... at least 35 million people, the lowest!" Xu Mang said seriously, "Really... Iceland's population is definitely more than [-]. The above statistics are wrong, although I didn't go there. I have calculated, but my intuition is that the minimum population is [-] million.”
Yang Xiaoman gave her husband a blank look: "Fart! You have a population of 35, don't you usually believe in science the most? Why did you suddenly... just... become such a dick? Is it because you have been too busy recently? , causing the brain to become..."
"Don't think about it." Xu Mang coughed lightly, and said seriously, "Really...Iceland's population is at least [-] million, why...Listen to me to give you a reason, you are from Iceland!"
Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, pinched Xu Mang's face, and asked curiously: "Honey...have your smart medicine expired? That means...you have become the big fool you used to be?" Can I bully you all the time?"
"Cough cough!"
"Open your WeChat and see where you were born." Xu Mang said helplessly, "Look at the people in your WeChat group to see if any of them were born in Iceland, and then you can figure it out. You can know the total population."
Yang Xiaoman:
Big pig's hoof!
Big idiot!
Being disturbed by Xu Mang, the female demon queen got a little chance to breathe in her tense mood, and then she threw herself into Xu Mang's arms, her pretty face pressed against her chest, and said, "Husband...my The financial plan may end in tragedy."
"Uh?"
"Why didn't you tell me?" Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and said curiously: "Since the tragedy ended, does that... mean that you won't enter finance anymore? Actually... this is a matter Good thing, I don't want to face your dad anymore."
"..."
"I am very unconvinced... Do I have to be under your wings?" Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: "Actually, I think I have this strength, but...you know , The American capital circle has always been very harsh on Chinese companies, this time I was surrounded."
"According to the information my team has received, this time point may be about a week, and they are already looking for loopholes in our company." Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "The solitary army goes deep...there is no way to retreat, and no way to enter, This situation is very embarrassing.”
"what?"
"Your company isn't listed yet, what are they looking for in your loophole?" Xu Mang asked curiously.
Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly: "What can I do...is it to create fluctuations, and a passable reason, this group of damned guys... really want to take all their money, not a penny Leave it alone, I'm so pissed off... so pissed off!"
Xu Mang didn't speak, and watched his TV series silently. He had no interest in finance at all. Although he supported Xiaoman in pursuing her dream, on the contrary, she was more willing that she could give up her dream. This woman...is easy to get on.
"Kill you! Kill you! Kill you!"
Xu Mang sighed: "You want to kill the capitalists in America, why did you pinch me? I didn't do anything wrong...I'm still standing up for you in front of Dad, you...you unrequited woman, Do you know how much pressure I was under at the beginning?"
Yang Xiaoman pouted and said, "Of course I know, it's just... I'm very angry, and when I get angry, I will become irritable, and when I am irritable, I will hit you, and when I beat you, you will get more and more angry." The more angry you get, the more you enter an endless loop."
I...
It's too unfortunate, isn't it?
He didn't do anything, and was repaired by the female devil.
"It seems that if you don't educate you, you won't know how to write husband characters at all!" Xu Mang turned over and pushed Xiaoman down, and said condescendingly, "You devil queen... today I am a demon-slayer warrior!"
"Humph!"
"This queen hasn't eaten people for a long time, so I'm going to make meat on you today!"
...
A few nights later,
Yang Xiaoman stayed in her office. Recently, she has felt what is called pressure, especially the psychological pressure that almost made her suffer from insomnia, but the most irritating thing is her husband, who acts like nothing has happened all day , eat, sleep and play games.
however,
Just as his butt got off the chair and was about to go home, Xiaoman's assistant came to the office in a hurry.
"Mr. Yang!"
"Boss Yang, we... the first wave came ahead of schedule." The assistant said hastily: "We can't find the trader behind it, but if this continues... we will fail."
"What?" Yang Xiaoman froze for a moment, then asked seriously, "Who made the report?"
"Yes..."
"It's Director Tong Xinxin and her members." The assistant responded.
"Have a meeting now!"
moment,
Yang Xiaoman met Director Tong and her subordinates in the conference room. The small conference room was filled with silence. Faced with this sudden encounter, many people immediately panicked, but most of them faced Yang Xiaoman. Man's pressure.
"Xinxin..."
"What's going on here? Is there something wrong with the data you collected?" Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said seriously: "Have you communicated with the people in America?"
"no problem!"
"Unless the people over there lied to us, but that's impossible." Supervisor Tong said seriously: "Everyone comes from the same class, so it's impossible to do such a thing, unless... someone else made it on purpose fake data."
deliberately?
It seems that he has really fallen into someone else's trap.
But this company has been doing it for a long time, and according to the timeline... it is unlikely to be intentional.
"wrong!"
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